If you drank every time they said "bro" or "bruh" on Temptation Island, you'd be in the hospital by the second episode.

Saw "The Black Clown" tonight at Miller Theater and it was unbelievable. Philly people, it's a limited run but absolutely worth it. What a cast. Shout out to Opera Philadelphia for putting on this incredible production.

Love me some Charles Barkley.

Watching "Chef" for zillionth time because it is incredible and comforting and a blast. And I am tired.

I don't make the rules, just (sometimes) follow them! An all-time great LSB performance. Other favs: The Rock doing "Shake it off" and Jenna Dewan (then Tatum)'s rendition of "Pony."

Apparently my old LiveJournal (which I totally forgot about) turned 21 today. Guess I should buy it a drink?

I have discovered the 90's station in Apple Music and it is delightful.

Joel Embiid's son is adorbs. More of him, please.

Finally!!!!!

Whoa!!!!

Don Mattingly, you are not good at managing pitchers. Not at all. I'm exasperated.

The editing process is going great over there at the Washington Post.

How do writers really try use "my wife and I's" in a sentence?! OURS is the word you need, friend. I's is not a thing.

The OG reigns supreme!

The only news I need this week is that the OG American Girl Dolls are coming back. Gimme gimme gimme!!!

I'm gonna write a children's book called Septa and the Disappearing Bus.

How do septa buses manage to get so late even at night?!?!

How is John Slattery everywhere?!

Leo DiCaprio is really flipping good in Django Unchained. So evil and charismatic.

"This song is also in Dirty Dancing!" "Mom, I'm gonna die" Conversations at the breakfast table

Major pet peeve: people who think their bags deserve a seat on trains, buses, etc. Doesn't matter if somebody's not sitting there (yet), it's rude and selfish. /end rant

Brad Pitt is really good in this movie. Forgot about that too.

Did not realize until this rewatch that the actor who played Sal on Mad Men is in 12 Years a Slave.

"Your children will soon be forgotten." Goddamn that line from 12 Years a Slave will never fail to just stab me in the heart.

Happy Opening Day!!!

Corporate speak always sucks.

The announcers definitely *didn't* jinx the pitcher. At all.

Pete is a terrible human being in many ways but he's very spot on and righteous in certain moments.

Don and Joan's friendship is an underrated part of Mad Men.

Sources: The Eagles and standout DT Jordan Davis have a 3-year extension for $78M ($26M APY) with $65M guaranteed. This makes him the highest paid NT in NFL history.

Clean cut Stan is such a jerk.

At a time when all of the arts are under attack, this is an awful take. I don't understand why people with a large platform feel the need to take shots at others. If you don't like opera, ok, but no need to put down entire art forms.

I hate weekends

It's very funny to me that some of the British shows have very similar musical introductions.

Love finding out the school tomorrow is virtual at 715 pm...

I would vote for her for office today.

More things to argue about with the sickos! Yay! Ashburn should be higher on the list.

Yep, I'm over the snow already.

Wait, somehow Schwarber also being an iconic dead Greek poet actually makes sense to me.

Can't wait to get walloped with more snow this weekend. Better enjoy the clear skies while I can.

Watching Spaceballs because I need some giggles. @macweirdo42.bsky.social @johnsonsfury.bsky.social

So sad about Eric Dane. :( he was an integral part of Grey's.

"According to Bing, the mental health crisis at CHS is taking place among the students enrolled in AP and honors classes." Perhaps instead of trying to tie the mental crisis to one particular book, the school and community should take a hard look at the immense amount of pressure kids are under.

"He loved Big Brother."

HE IS ELEVEN YEARS OLD. Fucking gross stuff, Phillies. Really shameful.

This. Sucks. I don't need another stupid hotel near me, I need a diner.

I will say, the friendship with Mr Jay, Miss Jay and Nigel seems sweet.

Tyra is all kinds of delulu.

"I should call Jay." Tyra. Lady. This is nonsense. It's supposed to be a documentary.

Mr Jay. Dude. Stop letting yourself off the hook.