Woke up WAGGY to see us in @repoghost.bsky.social's world 🥰

for @deadbeat.bsky.social 🐱 pls imagine him doing that little finger tappy thing influencers do on product promos

modern Robin Hood, gay fashion icon extraordinaire, prefers the solitude of the forests over the noise and pollution of the city where he's constantly mobbed by rabid fans. he does, however, make surprise appearances at smaller charity events to leverage his enormous influence for philanthropy 🥰

midwest boys make do

elon crashout and FFT remaster what a day

abrasive ass jazz music fucking rules www.youtube.com/watch?v=g32h...

playing co-op baldurs gate 3 has been like, my fave vidya experience ever. weve only just finished act 1 though, which i hear is like 20% of the game, so hoping this gaming bliss can last; word is act 3 suckss

i accidentally ran over Mr. Beast and he's dead. im sorry everyone

Cursed Contraption p1 www.artdecademonthly.com

Let's go on an adventure! 🎨: @thanshuhai.bsky.social

petty complaint, but i feel like SF boomers are on some shit. just finished doing 100% of the work to get a mutually-wanted shared fence built between ours/our boomer neighbors yard. the whole time she treated me like im her service worker & now that its all done, she never even said thanks..smdh

sucked the forbidden cock in my dream last night. youre not supposed to do that but i did it

sex tattoo goes hard

was v caught off-guard by how hard Greg Araki's Nowhere made me laugh. its like Blue Velvet + Tim & Eric with writing so jammed full of '90s cool kid' marketer-speak it becomes like an alien language. legit one of my fave movies ive seen in a while

ive somehow met/been in the same room as nvidia's jensen huang a handful of times via my job & id describe him as having the exact same energy as Frank/Dennis Hopper from Blue Velvet - vibe like he wants to kill everyone in the room

feel like im being scammed w how cheap flights from SF to Palm Springs - like round trip somehow costs less than the uber to the airport?

it's wild that the ancient greeks already answered where a centaur's dick was: it’s in the front case closed everyone sorry

In a healthy tribe dynamic, dignity is assumed to exist in abundance, so everyone enjoys making each other feel charming, smart, talented, wanted, etc. in a system where ppl are starved for dignity, every tiny interaction becomes a bitter skirmish to wrest these appellations from others.

The continuation >w<""

s&p 499 to go

going back to the midwest for xmas this year & apparently the only thing my dad wants for gifts is gun stuff. hes become a big “all liberal cities are mad max & it’s scawy” baby & wants like “extended magazines” & whatever shit. ended up just buying him a Glock-shaped body pillow to hug & kiss

surprisingly one of the worst parts of adulthood is refilling the brita pitcher

baby mutated from extreme heat

people who never close tabs and leave hundreds of tabs open are chaotic evil im sorry

getting the vibe that at least half the crowd at machine girl is furry

literally @cluppy.bsky.social

lil dude was just hanging out in our backyard this morning - hes our dog now

as of today i have officially maxxed out my gyms hip thrust machine - can officially forklift 400+lbs w my dick

havent listened to much orbital, but seeing them last night was fun. their music is like 1/3 hackers, 1/3 donkey kong country, 1/3 jock jams

this computing magazine from 1978 is sick - maybe we had already reached peak tech aesthetic back then archive.org/details/byte...

we booked our wedding venue today 💕

huh for years the only package my neighbor has ever accidentally confused for their own & opened had to be an order from cobra chastity eh...why, why??

every gay bear out there has the obligation to use their MAGA-passing aesthetic to dismantle the institutions from the inside out

one of my gay bear friends told me he feels like he has resting MAGA face & i can’t stop thinking about it

truth social / X merger is imminent & it will be named the govts official emergency communications platform - gonna be getting elon posts as amber alerts

The ultimate hacker build feat. @deadbeat.bsky.social

being queer is punk again - gen z respectability queers about to learn some shit

who knew addressing ppl's economic concerns with “i wouldnt do anything differently” and look at my chart wont win an election

reminder on this day

all my closest friendships started from being obsessed with music. im convinced theres a vibes shorthand to music that when someone likes the same weird, esoteric albums as you, there’s a real high chance youll get along, have similar brains, etc. feels diff than just shared interests

big fat dummy jiggling booty cheeks

how come pictures like this don't ever trend? 😔😪🥰😄😖 (pic of me bent over spreading my asshole as wide as possible)

are you an outside catboy or an indoors catboy?

remember how good these things used to taste when we were kids? wish I was biting into one of these rn

well well well, look who it is

dang yall, looks like my onanism-having ways are finally catching up to me

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