This isn't the message I wanted to read while eating dinner tonight.

Contributing to #jocktober with a cute Teamm8 jock I bought on @como-homo.bsky.social this summer.

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Before my trek to NYC next weekend I peeped the NYC Scruff folks last night and saw @rudenudedudes.bsky.social in the grid. I was gonna fangirl and say how much I loved the print I bought last summer but kept myself calm. But it was kinda fun to see a handsome familiar face in the sea of NYC faces!

I wonder if people look both ways before getting on my nerves

My office is hosting temporary tattoos for the college students today and I picked this roaring lion. I don't think this works for me permanently but I do like the scale on my arm. What are your thoughts?

Do I know any NYC bloomfs who do massage? Or do you have someone to recommend?

When my hubs went to Dore Alley this summer he did a Drummer magazine photo shoot. He showed me the photos last night, even the one where he's getting blown, and all the pics were amazing 🤩 so if you see a Chinese guy in a Marine uniform just know I approve the pic and appreciate your jealousy 😉

I'm unsure when this genetic trait became necessary to know. But for those curious mine are longer cause of my dad's side of the family. 💅🏽

My hubs had an outpatient removal of a cyst today and I'm helping with the dressing. That the removal is an inch from his asshole somehow makes it all the more intimate. I'm glad that I don't have an aversion to blood but trying to attach gauze and bandages without covering the hole is challenging!

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I regret being at the age where I can throw out my back from simply getting up from the couch. And that I worried about sneezing because it might make it worse. Excuse me while I price out a Lark.

My upcoming NYC trip includes visits to Operation Mincemeat, The Least Problematic Woman in the World, Waiting for Godot, and The Other Americans. I'm really excited about this set of theater in a few weeks!

for my birthday consider donating to my go fund me towards getting an accessible van!!! please share 🥹🥹💕 gofund.me/1a9663de

Excuse me while I watch a little bit of Golden Girls while sitting on the couch during my sick day today. Damn sinuses got me.

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Do you have your tickets to nunch yet? www.clubcafe.com/events/nun-b...

For NYC bloomfs: my tickets to Cabaret in October were refunded cause the show is closing in September. Have a show recommendation? On or off Broadway works for me!

Folks in Boston today:

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This is my new goal in life...and after. 👻

College is back in session so it's time for the paid Grindr profile again. Gotta help the guys with daddy issues any way I can 👍🏽

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I was supposed to head to Eastern Europe next summer but those plans have been scrapped. Anyone have a recommendation for a weeklong place to visit in Northern or Eastern Europe? Traveling solo for now.

While visiting the Montreal museum of fine arts a couple of weeks ago, I decided to take pictures of any pieces of art that read as "gay" to me. Here is what I found.

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born to expose my butthole on the internet

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There is a car alarm that keeps going off. And I really hope the owner gets herpes or a perpetual bad haircut as punishment.

What's your favorite place to focus on in this clip?

I was originally going to complain about my coworker on here but instead I am going to focus on how good I did today doing my own work. I can shine without comparison, because I am amazing at my job. So instead I'm going to hope my coworker can keep up.

REPOST IF I CAN TOP YOU 🔥

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Me at Dick Dock studio-lacombe.square.site/shop/ryan-ru...

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If you're visiting Ptown check out this gallery. Ryan's work looks amazing on my wall!

The other day one of the gays at my job tried to call me our for talking about him behind his back. But without actually calling me out. I'm half tempted to send him a follow up email on how to do it correctly. Cause I don't mind it, but I'm kinda mad he didn't do it right.

Montreal Pride has been amazing so far! We've walked around 20 miles since arriving and have loved all of it. Even with the 90 degree weather 🌡️

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Do you have a dream topic that wakes up right the fuck up? Like out of a deep sleep? Mine is student loans. Seriously. Dead ass awake at 3:45 am now. Fuuuuck.

Showed up early to my biweekly one on one meeting with my supervisor before I realized she was still out of the office for vacation. So now I'm thinking I should leave work early today and get some ice cream on the way home instead.

I watched the new Superman movie and I'd rate it a solid 7. Like I'd watch it again if I was on a long haul flight and already watched Dreamgirls. But probably not on streaming at home.

The hubs is heading to Dore Alley in San Francisco for the weekend. Would love to have plans while he's away so any Boston bloomfs, hit me up. Want to see the new Superman if you're interested.