Faaaat and leaking this fine Friday morning with my ball stretcher and new metal cockring courtesy of Sir @pianobound.bsky.social 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 #fcf #ballstretcher

A very happy Tushy Thursday to those who celebrate, but especially Sir @pianobound.bsky.social whose tushy I had the privilege of eating yesterday before we had a hot (figuratively and literally 🥵) flip fuck! Rrrrrfff his hairy butt is sooo tasty, thank you Sir! 😈😈🤤🤤 #puppyplay

Went on a hike with @pupjazz.bsky.social and let his pup bone get some summer sun whilst tied to a tree. A little inspiration from @cuircub.bsky.social @pupsiucra.bsky.social

One niche thing that amuses me greatly is finding pop songs whose lyrics include yes or no questions (almost always with implied yes), then answering instead “no”. For example: Can you feel the love tonight? No. Don’t you want me, baby? No. Would you know my name if I saw you in heaven? No.

Tied up an old friend now reacquainted friend. I do love a bandana.

Bathrooms, amirite?

Dom in the sheets, Crippling Self-Doubt in the streets.

“All cleaned out and nowhere to ho”

Surge Gainsbro 🇫🇷 💪🏼 🎶

So you mean to say some adults have a good night’s sleep without eye mask, night guard, white noise, weighted blanket, cool room, sleep meds, no food or drinks two hours before bed?

I would like to cum with the intensity that my shaving cream has upon the slightest touch of the button. 🍾

Teacher says, every time a twink gets fucked by a daddy, an angel gets his wings.

Birding Man Festival Everyone is looking through binoculars while on molly

Postdrome Malone #migraine

Things I didn’t expect to hear/be asked at an underwear night at a gay fetish bar: -Have you explored seismic vibrations and music? -What’s your stance on microtonality? -more than one name-drop of John Luther Adams

Whorigami

Rhubarb’s Drag Race

Really enjoy finding all the places to replace “jazz” with “jizz”. (Actually etymologically tangled words IRL!) -Jizz band -Jizz hands -The Jizz Singer -Smooth Jizz -Acid Jizz (ouch) -And All That Jizz

Songs I have too often in my head: -Oh Suzanna -Beauty and the Beast -theme from Jurassic Park -Popcorn