If I had a tail it’d be waggin all fast and shii rn X3

Normalize this lol

Forgot to post this here but a YCH commission I got from RexKoir on twitter like a week or two ago

I HAVE AN AUDIENCE????

How I feel after having both TikTok and Twitter videos open then scrolling through Bluesky occasionally

My coworker knows me so well 😭😭 got me this cute car mug

This pollen is absolutely anal blasting me today

My manager bought me free Taco Bell last night because they sent me home early

I should be getting a happy Mother’s Day for the amount of kids I’ve taken 😩

I just asked the cashier I was buying product from is she’d want a receipt🤦

This one is for @blahaj-blast.bsky.social 😋

I am replaying vanilla Pokemon Shining Pearl just to compare this romhack Luminescent Platinum with the originals and it just reminded me how unpolished the base games were, and just how easy it is to over level in them

Mmmpppghhh i’m just so full of true

Pokemon Brilliant Diamond for the 3DS:

Leaving it up to TikTok to describe life properly

Sometimes the urge to get stoned at work calls out to me like the green goblin mask

Normalize being eepy and not going to work because so (image provided as example)

Fighting demons rn. (Getting ready for work)

Chat did I do well

I love amicus

Nothing ruins my mood more than having to serve customers at my customer service job 😒😒😒

Happy silly goose Sunday

The holy Trinidad of the claws

I love amicus.umbreoclaw.net

Dawg, who thinks I need this many ranches 😭😭

Is it normal to be jealous of a cream filled cookie????

Thank god for Mexico omfg

Good morning soggy nation, sogutations to you all

A poem my dad helped me type on the computer when I was 5

This is how it feels to get sub three hours of sleep, good morning creamer nation

Color Commissions for @barajustin.bsky.social, @caseybabe.bsky.social, @umbreoclaw.net, and anonymous! #Art #Commissions

Insane things happening on twitter

Shaking my head while watching gay porn just to make sure people know I disagree with their ideology

That one baseball mascot everyone was obsessed with for a while. Also cake 😳

This is me fr

Mood is listening to the same song on repeat for hours 🥹

Today I took a day off and I got to do a lot of stuff, like -sleep - -

Booted my switch up only to find out my ex finally removed me from his Nintendo Switch Online. pissing and crying blood and tears rn….

This is me answering my work phone only to be told that a massive order is going to arrive within the hour

Hnnghhh master, your glazed twists are ready, I made them with uttermost care using my special glaze

Ain’t no way to 80° out today while it was 56° less than three days ago, what the hell is this weather? 😭😭

I love soggy cat so much he is literally so me… I need a soggy cat in my life

Anyways here’s some furry art made by one of my favorite artists, Rygel_Spkb for a friend and I

GUESS WHOS BLUSKYING BABY!!!! Fuck Twitter

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