Feeling lucky tonight might buy a lottery ticket

Friends who Chili's™️ together, eat fresh together! 😊

All the homies go to Chili's

What is in the water today people be tripping

Rip harambe

I have two coworkers that refuse to listen to each other and argue instead of communicating with each other and I'm stuck being the adult trying to fix everything 😭

I be lying sometimes

My mom is showing me YouTube shorts that are ai and asking me if it's real 😭😭

the taco bell AI scares me

To the person who prepared my wing stop order and added extra boneless wings, thank you very much. I hope both sides of your pillow are cold Amen 🙏🏽

My tum tum hurts 😔

La Croix burps hit different

To my friends and mutuals: Peepee poopoo. Thank you for your time.

The YouTube recommendations kind of suck lately I haven't been interested in anything that has been suggested... Anyone got videos they recommend for me to watch? Lol

I always fall victim of: if I buy this water bottle I will drink more water

I'm a fortnite gamer

Merry Christmas ⛄🎄

I will never understand people who obviously see that a store is closed (door is locked and lights are off) and keep aggressively knocking on the door. The business hours are on the door. I am not opening the door for you. I am trying to go home. Thank you.

I want to fight coworkers

Hi I'm sheepwave @talesoftaylor.standingintheodds.com @kwikpanik.standingintheodds.com @sheepwavetv.bsky.social

TikTok shop finds.

I apparently got employee of the month 😳 is this real life?

If no one has said it today, good job pooping

I'm feeling like crap I want to die.

I used to watch the Simpsons as a kid on a small TV. I ended up watching the other day on my big ol TV and I was tripping out because I guess I got used to watching them on a small TV 😅

Girl this week needs to end quick cuz idk how much of this I can take lmao

Drops #RedBullHomeGround //| #VALORANT - Watch 1 hour and claim the reward Clutch Spray - 2024 - Watch 2 hours and claim the reward Polar Clutch Title - Watch 3 hours and claim the reward Icebreaker Spray - Watch 4 hours and claim the reward Frosty Freestyle Card 📺: twitch.tv/redbull Nov 20-23

I am truly feeling overwhelmed lmao

So, I confess, I lied about performing the entire Upsides album tonight to celebrate its 5th anniversary. But that’s because I remade the entire thing including B-Sides and it’s out now on streaming platforms everywhere! So yeah, please forgive me. open.spotify.com/album/5RYYvj...

TONIGHT! We’ll be celebrating the 5th anniversary of my album Upsides by performing the entire thing! Come join the celebration over on Twitch (SheepwaveTV) at 8 PM CST (pic unrelated)

*deep breaths*

I'm so angry. I feel like my time and money have been wasted. Lmao

Netflix fix your shiiii

Coelacanths are pregnant for five years, the longest gestation of any known animal, and do not reach maturity until they are around 55 years old.

Hello blue sky I just posted my second podcast episode of "Your Thoughts" that happens once every two years. This episode features my bald musical bestie @sheepwavetv.bsky.social please enjoy this Christmas special youtu.be/dXU2SnFOV3U?...

Play card game. Get big number. Profit! Balatro time! Live on the gamer website if you wanna hangout or something :) www.twitch.tv/dazplusplus

IT'S BEEN FIVE YEARS since I released my album Upsides! Or at least, it will be next week. Join me Monday 11/18 at 8 PM CST on Twitch for a live performance of the full album to celebrate!

Thoughts? @tooterp.bsky.social @sheepwavetv.bsky.social @tizziq.bsky.social @talesoftaylor.standingintheodds.com @ll-friedrice.bsky.social

I miss harambe

No matter how many signs you put up the customer will never read lmao

Pulled this beauty last night 😌

Streaming later!

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I miss my besties

Always 💖 Don't make me tap the sign

I asked for an elote en vaso and I think they put chamoy instead of the usual Valentina...

I'm obsessed with TCG pokemon pocket

Pumpkaboo #pokemon #art #pumpkaboo

I made a hair appointment for Saturday to treat myself and I'm looking forward to it 😌