Okay, so for this account I have one rule. NO talk about my hip or my alt. Or is that two rules? Still no smarter, obviously.

I am very annoyed that this stupid sickness refuses to stick to my timeline. I can’t afford to take more time off. But I apparently can also not breathe if I’m not upright. Which is not the ideal position for sleep.

PSA

the hottest girl you know reads books, wears glasses, drinks coffee and cusses like a sailor.

If being tipsy on tequila is wrong, I don’t want to be right*. *posted while tipsy on tequila. #wrongun.

Pure happiness…. 🐶🥰 ♥️🥹