It’s Monday

Loot, popping off (giant Pain au Chocolate for scale)

What if instead of cleaning my kitchen hob I instead simply moved house.

I have declared war on Pokemon Go and have nominated every fixture within walking distance of my house. Shame it takes months though apparently.

My local pokestop / route have disappeared from the game :’(

Mark got me a late Valentines Gift. I love him.

Im going back to bed

A teenage mutant ninja turtle card gets spoiled:

Hilarious to realise I’ve drafted Lorwyn every week but one and I’ll only get to play it 4 times before the next set comes out.

Absolutely fucking it up pancake style.

Buy singles, kids.

I’m going to become the Joker

4* before a shiny I am being mocked by the universe.

The current PoGo event has boosted Nidorans, which I desire. The shinies I’ve caught this weekend, which are not boosted:

Cheese caek

Traditional after valentines dinner activities: watching your boyfriend futz with the boiler he broke by bleeding the radiators that afternoon.

Starting yet another new DnD podcast because it has the leads from Kingdom Come and I find them very attractive.

This. + 12 Goblins. + a lot of removal. (2-1, Cus the spike who wins every week also had the artefact 😩)

I’d possibly suggest Mary Berry, that these need less than 15 minutes.

James Van Der Beak (who I know from his work as himself in B in Apartment 23 and ….again as himself from the Ke$ha video) seemed like a nice man and taken far too young. A real shame.

Stealing! Stealing! Stealing a car for Moe! Da de da de da de da insurance fraud today!

A simple joy is seeing Pokemon card vendors who basically crowd fund donations for kids to get free/discounted stuff. It’s sweet. If only there was like….a society that worked like that.

It sucks that I can’t buy anything without supporting a gosh darn bigot.

Split Fiction. Game of the YEar. I loved the Centipedes.

One guardian article from Wes Streeting today is him saying he wasn’t besties with Mandelson and the next one is Wes publishing his WhatsApp messages to Mandelson. We don’t know each other but we do text like besties.

Yeah sure I am equidistant between Crypto Developers, German Football Fans and Cosplayers. Sure sure sure.

Raking em in

Anyway I had to leave and now I have food

4 round tournament. Supposed to finish at 3. It’s 4 and round 3 hasn’t finished yet.

Anyway.

My god card game nerds tire me.

Drafted. Played Merfolk. Went 2-1. Not bad for a bitch with no talent.

Sorry, I can't come into the office because my cat would be sad.

I was up all early and organised and got on the bus and then had to get off the bus because I forgot my headphones. And am now on the slowest bus ever.

I’ve had 8 hours sleep.

Saturday

Hi Roach I’m the roach

Teenagers are meant to annoy the old by design. But loudly recording yourself singing along to a Charlie Kirk memorial on a bus?? I cannot abide.

24 creatures are dying with -1/-1 counters on them.

Oh I see we are at the arresting journalists who report on protests against state secret police stage.

Catherine O’Hara noooo. That’s really sad.

It’s once again Friday and I once again have a ticket for Riftbound but I was up at 6 am and Urghhhh

Day 3 awake at midnight baybe

Normal

Couldn’t sleep yesterday because of rain? Can’t sleep tonight because of ??????? Time to pull out the big guns (Cloudward Ho! Penultimate episode that I’ve started about 200 times)

Time spent in Arkfield Endnights: Story: 10 hours Combat: 3 hours Building my automated factory base: 100 million years

I joked on Saturday the next step of the relic weapon would be running the remaining roulettes and lol. Lmao. I was close.

Rain so loud I couldn’t sleep and this lil monster is snoring the day away.

What if the Tory’s but more racist and actually it’s just the same people?