I really wasn’t expecting Stephenie Meyer to become the most quotable author of the year. 🫠

Rare wholesome post, but today I took some time in the afternoon to sit down with my mum and listen together to the new Evanescence album, like we’ve done with each one since I came back from my first study holiday abroad with Fallen. I’d say it’s a full-blown family tradition at this point.

Mine is extremely messed up (you should see the rest, yikes), but at least it’s ✨🌈𝒜𝑒𝓈𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓉𝒾𝒸🌈✨.

The real struggle to suppress the gay pace in this heatwave so I don’t show up at dinner twenty pointless minutes early but dripping with sweat.

X-men ‘97 is back and here’s Pre-blue fur Beast, aka Hank McCoy, as in the OG X-men, modelled after @lozzz1010-92.bsky.social , who matched the pose created by @duke1977-1.bsky.social , as Blue fur Beast (next post) Oh, my stars and garters! #xmen97 #beast #originalxmen #hankmccoy #marvelanimation

Amy Lee still dissing Ben Moody in the year of our lord 2026 is my ultimate petty role model. 💚 Suck it up, people I’ve had beef with, I’ll never forgive you either! 🖕🏻

NGL, I kinda enjoy tagging Evanescence albums as gothic rock on my iPod, just because I know it’d piss Amy off.

I’d say really ✨anything✨ Friedrich my ravenous 13-year-old pre-ADSL eyes could lay on, but Wanderer is the one I discovered him with, and 20+ years later I’m still deeply grateful to my art teacher for introducing me to his work.

TYSM @danielfoezart.bsky.social for having me! The most incredible thing is, when he asked me, he didn’t even know I LOVE Kurt and had considered cosplaying him after X-Men Apocalypse came out, but that was way above my ability, so I never got to. The universe literally aligned for this! 💙

Went for some ice cream earlier, and the parlour had AI-generated audio slop on. Did ten sessions of pysical therapy last month, and they also always had AI-generated audio slop on. And I’m like, why? Music exists, why play slop instead of THAT? Like, FFS, not even the real world is safe anymore.

Bless her heart, at least she tried.

Ah, that sweet, sweet moment in editing when you find the right way to condense two similar beats or scenes into one and suddenly the flow of the story becomes smooth.

My flatmate thought I was joking when I said that if she gave the loser she was dating a second chance, next time he dumped her I’d keep my advice to myself and make her listen to every break up by the Sugababes instead. WELL, we’re on day eight of her Daily Affirmations.

Can someone plese tell me to stop expanding on Pindar’s worldbuilding and get to writing the porn already?

Silly me, I guess, for still typing in phrases to double check if they’re correct, and not expecting Google’s stupid AI to interpret them as commands instead of actual search queries.

I’ve dreamt that they made a sequel to Pretty Woman in which Vivian Ward became an outspoken activist against tech bros, AI and online propaganda. Probably because I’ve read somewhere that Erin Brockovich is taking on data centres with her activism.

Some traumas are so deeply ingrained that I know full well the football I’m hearing bounce is down in the street and I’m up on the fourth floor, but I still instinctively duck because DANGER: PAIN AND HUMILIATION.

Gonna be honest, I have yet to read a single Trump post beyond maybe the first few words. It’s like chewing with your eyes.

QTP with a ship that’s not from Star Wars or Star Trek

Soooo… any Sailor Moon fans out there who ship the hell out of Lead Crow and Aluminum Siren, and are in the mood for some femslash slow burn fanfiction? 👀 I promise backstories, angst, denial, introspection, and lots of headcanons to make Sailor Stars make sense.

The sad part is, in hindsight RTD coul have given us the original finale he intended, dance party and all. If he wouldn't get to tie up loose ends anyway, and the next showrunner was going to have to just reboot the whole thing, the Doctor regenerating off-screen wouldn’t have mattered anyway.

First example of dark matter structure from Euclid! Scientists have put together pieces of evidence collected by Euclid, the #DarkUniverse detective 🕵️, to reveal the dark matter structure in the galaxy cluster Abell 2390 👉 www.euclid-ec.org/euclid-start... @ec-euclid.bsky.social 🔭 🧪 #cosmology

“Within every man there’s room for many men.” ~ Lyonel Baratheon, possibly slightly misquoted.

So, huh, Heidi Range joined Appleton on the Mighty Hoopla stage to back them up on Pure Shores, and it went about as well as you’d expect of Heidi Range singing live. 😬 Any more questions as to why she wasn’t asked back in the Sugababes?

The only good reason to think Hurts didn’t write Desire with AI is that it came out in 2017. But I’m not ruling out time travel just yet.

At my mother’s I’ve found this astronomy book from 1981, and it’s so incredibly fascinating to see how far we’ve come. Like, these were literally the best available photos of Uranus and Neptune back then.

It’s such an inconvenience when somebody you dislike has serious health issues, ‘cause you don’t hate them enough to be happy about it, but now you can’t (deservedly) trashtalk them without that ping of guilt because they’re going through stuff.

Be brave, be just, be tall. 🌳🌠 #akotsk #serduncanthetall

I can’t overstate how clever it was of K-Pop Demon Hunters to make it a plot point that even Rumi struggles with the high notes in Golden. It basically freed us all to sing along without feeling self-conscious if we botch that part.

From skips one week and it gives me withdrawal like I haven’t had since the heyday of Once Upon A Time. How do I wait till tomorrow?

Hans Thoma: Endymion (1886) #art #man #male

My whole building has no gas since April because, even after the leak was fixed, one owner is having an episode and won’t let the technicians reopen the pipeline. Like, a dozen households can’t cook and take a hot showed because of this one bitch. Is pulling an Orient Express justified in this case?

another day of ai being wedged into shit for no reason like how long until the ai toilet? how long until the ai cup to drink out of? what about ai doorstop. intelligently perceive the strategic position of your door on its hinges and intercept gravitational motivation with doorstop ai. kms

I think we all have got that one special friend who’s the reason we’re single. As in, we watch the never-ending trainwreck they’re in and we’re like, “Do I really need to add *this* kind of drama to my life?”

Proof that AI is pure garbage: I googled "within temptation worth dying for in the middle of the night" and the AI overview goes like, "You are likely thinking of two entirely different songs by the band!", exclamation mark included. F*ck no I'm not, they're basically the same song, you dumb bot.

Happy 30th birthday to my oldest grudge! 🎉🎊 Hello, Giannina La Strega and Maria Antonietta Alito Puzzone, I hope you’re rotting in hell. 💚

Why of course my three-chapter-tops Sailor Moon fanfiction, which had already become four, has now grown into five. Granted, the pace has improved considerably. Fingers crossed that I can keep it from spiralling into a ten-chapter epic with an expanted universe like my Twilight fanfiction did.

On a side note, I’m obviously headcanoning that after her impeachment Ashley Barrett has managed to sneak out of the United States into some non-extradiction remote tropical island to finally enjoy the vacation she was OWED.

How did I only learn about Hoodwinked today, and why is it low-key an unironically really fun movie?

Re: Helen of Troy in Christopher Nolan’s Odyssey, I’m honestly exhausted with Americans appropriating other cultures and projecting their unresolved social fuckery onto them.

If someone throws a baby shower or a gender-reveal party east of Greenwich, I automatically assume they’re an attention-seeking douche. Coincidentally, my middle school bully had both.

So I’m writing a Sailor Moon fanfiction, and I’ve established the metal in the Animamates’ name is given to them by Galaxia out of pettiness. Now, writing “Aluminum” Siren is seriously torturing me, so I’ve headcanoned that Galaxia spelled it the American way specifically because she’s evil.

Every time Trump calls a sovereign nation the 51st State, Puerto Rico is over there like

I know I’m being shallow, but from the outside the plot of Off Campus seems to basically boil down to: “Can I have Josh Heuston?” “We have Josh Heuston at home.”

Sugababes drop the album before somebody drops a nuke challenge 2026.

The irony of spending our entire lives in a constant fight against entropy when we are, in fact, machines designed specifically to maximise it.

I really dislike Lana del Rey (and it’s a euphemism). Out of her entire discography I enjoy a grand total of one (1) song as-is, and even then I spend 5 minutes wishing it were an instrumental. But goddamnit, I just realised she makes me nostalgic for that sweet golden era that were the early 2010s.

By the way, can anyone explain why Anna Wintour sold out to the Bezos? And I don’t just mean this year’s Met Gala, I mean the last couple of years of Vogue running stealth propaganda pieces on how Lauren Sanchez is such a style icon, to the point I had to unfollow it across all platforms.

The thing that’s surprised me the most in my brief trolling foray back on Twitter was how mad several people got about my bio stating I moved to BlueSky. Also, their “gotcha” all gravitated towards some variation of BlueSky = PDF-file site… like the literal CP-churning machine wasn’t over THERE.

I’m on such a dopamine high for ruining this TERF’s evening! 🏅