I can’t overstate how clever it was of K-Pop Demon Hunters to make it a plot point that even Rumi struggles with the high notes in Golden. It basically freed us all to sing along without feeling self-conscious if we botch that part.

From skips one week and it gives me withdrawal like I haven’t had since the heyday of Once Upon A Time. How do I wait till tomorrow?

Hans Thoma: Endymion (1886) #art #man #male

My whole building has no gas since April because, even after the leak was fixed, one owner is having an episode and won’t let the technicians reopen the pipeline. Like, a dozen households can’t cook and take a hot showed because of this one bitch. Is pulling an Orient Express justified in this case?

another day of ai being wedged into shit for no reason like how long until the ai toilet? how long until the ai cup to drink out of? what about ai doorstop. intelligently perceive the strategic position of your door on its hinges and intercept gravitational motivation with doorstop ai. kms

I think we all have got that one special friend who’s the reason we’re single. As in, we watch the never-ending trainwreck they’re in and we’re like, “Do I really need to add *this* kind of drama to my life?”

Proof that AI is pure garbage: I googled "within temptation worth dying for in the middle of the night" and the AI overview goes like, "You are likely thinking of two entirely different songs by the band!", exclamation mark included. F*ck no I'm not, they're basically the same song, you dumb bot.

Happy 30th birthday to my oldest grudge! 🎉🎊 Hello, Giannina La Strega and Maria Antonietta Alito Puzzone, I hope you’re rotting in hell. 💚

Why of course my three-chapter-tops Sailor Moon fanfiction, which had already become four, has now grown into five. Granted, the pace has improved considerably. Fingers crossed that I can keep it from spiralling into a ten-chapter epic with an expanted universe like my Twilight fanfiction did.

On a side note, I’m obviously headcanoning that after her impeachment Ashley Barrett has managed to sneak out of the United States into some non-extradiction remote tropical island to finally enjoy the vacation she was OWED.

How did I only learn about Hoodwinked today, and why is it low-key an unironically really fun movie?

Re: Helen of Troy in Christopher Nolan’s Odyssey, I’m honestly exhausted with Americans appropriating other cultures and projecting their unresolved social fuckery onto them.

If someone throws a baby shower or a gender-reveal party east of Greenwich, I automatically assume they’re an attention-seeking douche. Coincidentally, my middle school bully had both.

So I’m writing a Sailor Moon fanfiction, and I’ve established the metal in the Animamates’ name is given to them by Galaxia out of pettiness. Now, writing “Aluminum” Siren is seriously torturing me, so I’ve headcanoned that Galaxia spelled it the American way specifically because she’s evil.

Every time Trump calls a sovereign nation the 51st State, Puerto Rico is over there like

I know I’m being shallow, but from the outside the plot of Off Campus seems to basically boil down to: “Can I have Josh Heuston?” “We have Josh Heuston at home.”

Sugababes drop the album before somebody drops a nuke challenge 2026.

The irony of spending our entire lives in a constant fight against entropy when we are, in fact, machines designed specifically to maximise it.

I really dislike Lana del Rey (and it’s a euphemism). Out of her entire discography I enjoy a grand total of one (1) song as-is, and even then I spend 5 minutes wishing it were an instrumental. But goddamnit, I just realised she makes me nostalgic for that sweet golden era that were the early 2010s.

By the way, can anyone explain why Anna Wintour sold out to the Bezos? And I don’t just mean this year’s Met Gala, I mean the last couple of years of Vogue running stealth propaganda pieces on how Lauren Sanchez is such a style icon, to the point I had to unfollow it across all platforms.

The thing that’s surprised me the most in my brief trolling foray back on Twitter was how mad several people got about my bio stating I moved to BlueSky. Also, their “gotcha” all gravitated towards some variation of BlueSky = PDF-file site… like the literal CP-churning machine wasn’t over THERE.

I’m on such a dopamine high for ruining this TERF’s evening! 🏅

One year ago and the Sugababes were on fire. ❤️‍🔥 We do need the new album though.

Sometimes I hate that I have to Do Things A Certain Way™ for my peace of mind. ‘Cause it’s Mermay and I’m sitting on a fully written, very smutty Hermes/Triton fanfic with a side of family drama, but it’s #17 in the series and, although they’re all one-shots, I’d rather drop them in order. 🥲

You know why Roisin Murphy is so butthurt about losing her audience? Money aside, I mean. That’s because she knows full well that the people who’ll embrace her for “her ideas” don’t give a shit about culture or art – in fact, they try to stomp them out if they can’t bend them to do their bidding.

"So, first Siobhan leaves and Heidi joins. Then Mutya leaves, and Amelle joins. Then Keisha leaves and Jade joins, at which point people just give up. Then, Siobhan, Mutya and Keisha get back together again, but not as Sugababes. Then they get back together again again, but now as Sugababes. Easy"

Oh wow. Looks like Roisin Murphy needs her meds again.

Sometimes I listen to Apocalypse & Chill by Delain and wonder, how was it written BEFORE the 2020s?

Seems like someone has finally figured out the correct way to ride the Heated Rivalry wave. Hint: it was never the sport.

Universal Basic Income discourse is fun because proponents will cite evidence from the numerous successful trials and opponents will counter with pure vibes and speculation.

I think the biggest plothole in #TheBoys is the Deep driving a Cybertruck. Cybertruck implies Elon exists in The Boys universe, yet there’s no mention of him throwing a billion at Vought to shoot up V in a last-ditch attempt to become cool, only to find himself with the cringiest loser power ever?

Moleskine releasing a Lord of the Rings themed line and advertising it with AI has to be the worst product launch since Roisin Murphy went TERF right before dropping an album for the gays. 🤦🏻‍♂️

I’ve got to understand what’s up with my brain Mandela-ing Woodkid music into media it never was in. Like, ask me and I’ll swear that his S16 and Louis Vuitton songs were in Snowpiercer, or that the Death Stranding 2 songs were also in The Last Of Us and Fallout.

Okay, I’m a sucker for these minigames, and I love that mine starts with a place I’ve actually visited: Lake Mjøsa in Norway. 🇳🇴💚

Happy Earth Day.

Not my mother misreading Jay Gatsby as Jay Gastly. 😭

I’m actually, unironically less embarrassed of having read the Twilight books than having listened to Nightwish.

Fuck you, Google, when I search by image I don’t want to buy a similar shirt, I want to find that photo of that singer but larger, thank you very much.

I don't want to shoot videos I don't want to post tutorials I don't want to show my process I don't want to pour varnish I don't want to turn my canvas I don't want to record my screen I don't want to cultivate parasocial relationships I just want to make pictures and shitpost

I like having that one reddish dot in the sky; giving it up is too steep a price to give Elon Musk or Jeff Bezos their own space fiefdom.

Wasn’t VP Couchfucker whinging that the EU was running interference with the Hungarian elections or something just a few days ago?

Kudos to Telegram for listening to its users and giving the option to deactivate the “message improving” AI bullshit. However, it’s “curious” that said option is a) hidden in the back of beyond, b) opt-in to HIDE the AI button, not show it, and c) was put in quietly, almost hoping nobody’d notice.

David Duchovny played a transgender woman, Denise, on Twin Peaks in 1990 and when greeting Cooper, the show's protagonist, she says, "I prefer Denise, if you don't mind" and Cooper responds with "OK" and her identity is settled within a couple seconds and was a non-issue, 36 years ago.

As a European, if can’t use the metric system in Greek mythology fanfiction, I’ll sooner resurrect the dactyloi than use inches or other US customary unit nonsense.

The Boys season 5 has a tough act to follow after one year of Trump’s presidency.

Avant Que L'Ombre… by Mylène Farmer should have REALLY dropped three of its ballads, but ploughing through them to get to "J'attends", "Peut-être toi" and "Et pourtant…" is so damn rewarding.

A few things about Roisin Murphy and her martyr complex I needed to get off my chest.

Susan Cooper, 1977: “Racism against real-world immigrants is a sign that humans are letting the Dark into their everyday life.” JK Rowling, 1997: “Cho Chang.”

Luka Cruysberghs deleting her last four years of music from all platforms, Tristania's record labels withholding their best albums, Emilie Autumn nuking Enchant off the face of the Earth, Amy Lee still pretending Origin never happened, and people wonder why I still hold on to my iPod classic.

When people who just won’t shut up give you the silent treatment and you’re supposed to go like, oh noooo, I can hear my own thoughts.