I'm going against TLC's advice and today I'm going to be chasing waterfalls.

The hostel testing their fire alarms the day after the pub crawl is savage.

Did some tomb raiding today!

>"1 Beer Please" >"That'll be 6000" > Hands over $2 > Receives 2000 back and a beer

I feel like this holiday is going to involve a lot of unnecessary maths when I pay in one currency but get changed in another! 😭

The freakiest thing about Freakier Friday is seeing Jason from The Good Place speaking with an English accent.

It makes me so happy looking out of an airplane window at a distant airport and knowing I don't have to do anything but relax, explore, eat and drink for the next few weeks!

I'm feeling very discombobulated about going on holiday in 24 hours. Been planning this trip for ages and now it's time to check in online and i don't feel mentally ready to check out for almost 3 weeks.

I know Wordle is old news but I just got my starting word! 😱👌🏼 Wordle 1,603 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

When I step out my front door in the morning and it's pitch black:

When the meeting could’ve been an email #celebritytraitors

Managed to pull a muscle in my leg whilst doing a chest exercise. I'm not built to be a gym bro.

Currently outside Westminster

I'm still bitter about 2 buses in a row not showing up on my way home last night that i've complained to TfL. I'm going to keep moaning about it until First Bus lose their contract tbh.

I know nothing about Dr Who, but, for Londoners, the phrase "Going For Dinner With Billie Piper" is the absolute best way to remember the order of the vertical streets running east to west in Soho (Greek, Frith, Dean, Wardour, Berwick, Poland) and has saved many a late night out

I do not need to buy another model train. I do not need to buy another model train. I do not need to buy another model train. I do not need to buy another model train. I do not need to buy another model train. I do not need to buy another model train. I do not need to buy another model train. I do..

Getting to Clapham without a District Line or Mildmay line is a massive pain! 😭

Not quite the full collection but I do have a lot of model desiros now...

Mum my PE Kit isn’t washed.

Casting for Celebrity Traitors S2 is getting ridiculous

Hmm, I think Bachmann might have used the wrong box here...

Just got on the train for a 4 hour journey and and I've accidentally booked a backwards facing seat 😭 And there are small chatty children on the table opposite 😭😭

Gym crush is doing bent-over rows in front of me and I might need a cold shower very soon.

The subtitles on makes it even better #CelebrityTraitors

Seeing Jonathan Ross and Clare Balding go at it over the murder of Tom Daley is why I love this show #CelebrityTraitors

Celia Imrie. 50 years of stage and screen. *turns up to Traitors shrieking and farting* National Treasure. #CelebrityTraitors

TIL there is a Belgian TV Presenter called 'Philippe Scofield', no relation to, and nothing like, the former British presenter:

We need the rest of the clips of him as compensation - surely there’s more than one

Jonathan Ross: overreacts Tom Daley: showers Celia Imrie: farts #CelebrityTraitors

Well done for giving the girls and gays what they want #CelebrityTraitors

Uergh I'm so annoyed with myself. Cooked Steak, Chips and Broccoli but apparently forgot to turn the oven on so my chips aren't cooked 😭😭

People walking the wrong way up the entrance only stairs at Hammersmith deserve to be shot, just caused me to miss my train and the next one isn't for 12 minutes 🤬

The trains are aligning for me this morning, I'm riding the big train unit of the model train I'm getting delivered in a few weeks.

Obsessed with Charlotte Church and Tom Daley having a tits off at a funeral #celebritytraitors

Claudia Winkleman genuinely has the best job in the world #thecelebritytraitors #thetraitors

Not me being woken up at 2AM by the poster in my bathroom falling off the wall! 😭 My flat can't be haunted, it's only 5 years old.

In memoriam...

Maximising Stonegate mixr rewards to get 7 drinks for £26 is gay privilege

Added it up and I've written ~750 lines of code in 4 hours today. Think I've earnt a beveragino (Whilst I wait for Train simulator to upgrade again!)

This was desperately needed today.

I spoke too soon 😭

Eurgh the new @trainsimworld.com game is going to take me 8 hours to download 😭 I hate that they release it as a new game each year rather than upgrading the current one.

Popped into Switzerland for the day, rode a tram and had Fondue.

Barely took many photos as I was too busy either running from ride to ride or sheltering in the rain but Europa Park is stunning!

When in Heathrow!

There is something quite satisfying being booked on BA999..

Why do runners have to pass you so close by when there is plenty of space on the path???? Get your sweaty arse away from me on this otherwise nice Sunday morning

The traitors franchise needs to do an ultimate version with a game between the hosts. We need Claudia Winkleman Vs Alan Cumming Vs Siobhan McSweeney e.t.c.

Project managers man 🤬 Me: I cannot give you a timeline to implement this as I need to scope out what development is required for it. PM: Shall I put down a confirmed date of 1st November? Me: No 🤬😡😤

In the gym and I swear I can smell burger king. Either I'm having a stroke or someone's being evil.