won a line at bingoooo

solid advice

man Confused dot com went so hard on their adverts in the early 2010s

I think the requirement to grow up British is watching Countdown after school

so my mum who "doesn't like Derry Girls" didn't know it was set in the troubles. so like, did she not even let it fade from black

me on Mondays

dyou think there are incels so bitchless they cum from naked mannequins

kinda wanna get Subway Builder but know in my soul I will never be seen again

BBC needs to fix their search algorithm

always wonder with all this surveillance how can there be missing persons

i feel SILKY n I am hairy head to toe.

really just had to Google "who are the mean girls" to remember Gretchen's name because Mean Girls is a bad film

self care ✨

me having money for no good reason

found my taggg

British food, best in the world

🤤

happy chips cheese n gravy dayyy

council need to get it together

dyou think they'll bring back the Irish boy for the Simpsons Movie sequel

hungover 😪

remember, you can never use too much butter or garlic when cooking

wanna make a British cocktail aka tea and gin

gonna say the most British sentence in existence

not doing well lads

fell asleep watching the Disn*y FastPass video iykyk

there are people out there who drink sooooo much alcohol but don't need to piss. why did god give you this power

Great couple of boards from Pointless where the answer to nearly all the missing sections of the words should be ‘WANK’

Minnesota for the 11th province of Canada

if there is a lord he is fucking testing me this evening

I always wonder how overbooking on airlines work when you get assigned a seat like somethin doesn't add up

it's interesting what bluesky does and doesn't censor

hey biiiitch what's up biiiitch

danger ducc

we stand with!

what does it mean if I've moved off prosecco and got rly into cava

I’m sharing this video again because people don’t really get what these data centers and ai are doing to our planet and our communities. Especially Black communities because they were strategically placed there. I need you to listen to these people. STOP USING AI. STOP SUPPORTING AI.

don't have Instagram so know nothing of the Beckham shit yet here I am reading a fucking BBC article about it

less than four weeks til valentine's. fuck my life

Canada. love you

Got told I should post this 💙

we alive

I love how it's unknown how old some cities are so it just says time immemorial

ladies I'm actually so hungover. was drinking from 5pm to half past midnight last night n started work at 6:30, thank god it was the works do

when I get home I'm lie down n watch kath n kim

two things I've found out tonight - scousers have unlimited energy and Canadians really are lovely

the way I refuse to dance to Party in the USA

Happy Christmas party!

lesgo