The people keeping you stuck are the ones clapping when you complain.

A cold is just God’s way of helping you drop 5 lbs 🙏

Harsh Truth: Neither political party gives af that they’re bankrupting our country. Tell me I’m wrong 🤷‍♂️

Financially literate people can spot flashy broke people a mile away.

If you can afford a Big Gulp you can afford to invest. Stop lying to yourself🤥

The day you stop learning is the day you become stupid.

In an ironic twist of fate most people LOVE their suffering and don’t want to give it up.

Too many people are broke because they’re addicted to be liked.

Broke is a state of wallet. Poor is a state of mind.

I tried to cry once. But my 401k match wouldn’t let me.

My dream car? The one that’s fully paid off.

My emergency fund has an emergency fund.

Resentment is just responsibility you refuse to take.

My blood type is 401(k) positive.

Doctors tested my DNA and it wasn’t DNA. It was ROTH IRA.

If you’re against AI, just curious… How do you feel about the horseless carriage?* *Don’t be mad at me AI wrote this 😉

There’s a bunch of old people complaining about AI over on LinkedIn.

Your credit card company is betting you’ll stay undisciplined. Shock them!

It’s easy to mock Flat Earthers. But what’s your flat Earth? What false belief do you desperately cling to? Do you have the courage to face it?

Don’t borrow a single dollar for college until you’ve run the numbers to see if it actually pays off for the career you want.

I need some awards this year. I think I’ll start an organization and give myself a plaque. 😏

Big shoutout to whatever economic system (?) cut global extreme poverty from 90% in 1820 to under 9% today. You’re the 🐐

Remember when I told you to stop day trading and you called me an “ignorant bald-headed Boomer” and then you lost all your money? #geny #Genz

Should we pass a law requiring ALL CHILDREN to invest their birthday/holiday money instead of blowing it on useless 💩?

Becoming a millionaire is simple. Doesn’t matter how much money you make. Just invest 30% of every dollar. Design your life around the remainder.

BREAKING NEWS 🚨: NOBODY else is going to pay off YOUR debt. NOBODY else is going to fund YOUR retirement.

When someone tries to put you down just say to yourself: “Jealousy makes people naaasty” and laugh. FOLLOW for more life hacks!

If you grew up shooting supper from the trees or pulling it from the lake, you’re family to me.

7 Signs Your Money Mindset is Holding You Back youtu.be/0rM3oiMcgvw

Your bank account is a direct reflection of your beliefs, habits, and emotional regulation. Not your “luck.”

Poor mindset: “I can’t afford it.” Rich mindset: “How can I afford it?”

Just signed a contract for my 10th book! OMG I’m such a NERD 🤓

My advice? Decide to thrive NO MATTER WHAT!

“It’s my fault. I’ll learn from this and do better.” - Future Rich Person

What’s your day looking like? Are you making something happen or just making excuses?

If you think saving money is “hard,” wait until you see how hard life gets when you have none.

Most people aren’t broke because of the “system.” They’re broke because of their money scripts.

You hate the rich. Because deep down you wish you were one of them.

You’re not “manifesting abundance” by journaling unless you’re also working your ass off.

Either the market bounces back or it’s the zombie apocalypse. I’m from Michigan so I’m prepared for both 🏹🧟

Unpopular opinion: It’s not the end of the world and the stock market will recover.

Is your current situation proof of your potential or of your self-limiting beliefs?

Stock market losses and volatility making you anxious? Recession rumblings stressing you out? (Me too.) I hope the advice in this @nytimes.com will help. H/t @drbradklontz.bsky.social @meganmccoy.bsky.social @annelester.bsky.social & Naomi Win www.nytimes.com/2025/04/12/b...

Your mindset got you here. You need a new one to get somewhere else.

Let this be your lesson. You SUCK at market timing.

Your next level starts with a better question.

What’s the herd of sheep doing today? Are y’all buying 📈 or selling 📉? Which way are you running? 🐑🐏🐑

“But this time it’s different!” - Famous Last Words Before You Torch Your Financial Future

Investing is a LONG TERM game. Don’t let emotions cloud your judgement 😅

The biggest THREAT to your portfolio RIGHT NOW that NOBODY is talking about👇 . . . 🫵 YOU 👋