Two tech oligarchs feuded over who betrayed humanity better, and the legal system responded, “Could you have betrayed humanity sooner?” garymarcus.substack.com/p/the-ai-tri...

“If done right, X would be half of the global financial system.” I wouldn’t trust Elon Musk with half the global financial system. I barely trust him with the letter X. investorplace.com/hypergrowthi...

Medical experts say President Trump displays signs of cognitive deterioration. In fairness, so does everyone on X and Twitter still defending Trump’s policies as “4 dimensional chess” and "Art of the Deal."

After a password mishap on my new laptop, Bluesky now views my old computer as a hostile foreign entity attempting a breach of NORAD

I found a teacher test prep manual from the 1960s, when educators were tested on a narrow, rigid view of mental classification. Today we just have them observe the Trump Administration and take notes.

Usually when a family business loses a billion dollars it’s at least followed by a very expensive bankruptcy www.youtube.com/watch?v=waQJ...

RAPTURE UPDATE: Post taken up. Comments left behind. www.bbc.com/news/article...

Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only.

Trump governs like a guy who keeps hitting the snooze button on the Doomsday Clock.

Last year The Easter Bunny, symbol of rebirth and hope, screamed in silent terror when President Trump asked if people remembered "when the Bunny took Joe Biden out." #EggsistentialCrisis #BunnySeesAll

Pope Leo says God rejects the prayers of leaders who wage war and have “hands full of blood.” To be fair to the many psychopathic narcissists running most countries, the prayers of the meek, the peaceful, and everyone else without a weapons budget seem to be getting ignored too.

When a politician says “nobody knew” it usually means almost everybody knew but him, and he’s hoping you weren’t paying attention either. www.cnn.com/2026/03/28/p...

The "Epic Fury" Opportunity Curve (March 28, 2026) Are you tired of winning yet?

You’re never homeless if you live in virtual reality...until the Meta ecosystem is dismantled by studio closures, layoffs, and content freezes.

Zwischen „Bro-Modus“ und „Oxford-Librarian“: Warum Amerikaner Männlichkeit wie ein Navi einstellen – und Europäer einfach fahren. #Kultur #GayOrGerman #Klischee speakamerican.de/gay-or-europ...

Cleaning out an olde inbox will teach a man that politics has been hollering “urgent” so long it no longer knows any other tone.

Unlike y'all, I Get My News From Reliable Sources

I get my news from a reliable source

It’s Friday the 13th and 'merica is simultaneously experiencing a blizzard, a heat dome, polar vortex, and an atmospheric river. I’m not even bothering to check my weather app, I’ll just look out the window periodically to see which Horseman of the Apocalypse is currently parked in my driveway.

Promises kept!

It's now been one year since AG Pam Bondi released Phase One of the Epstein files, what Kash Patel declared "a new era" of integrity, accountability, and the unwavering pursuit of justice. In Trump's America, we don’t solve scandals, we franchise them. www.justice.gov/opa/pr/attor...

Listening to “When I’m 64” at age 64 is a rare moment when pop culture, actuarial science, and rising health insurance costs achieve perfect harmonic convergence

NASA's moon mission launch has been postponed. It’s a 322-foot rocket, a billion-dollar program, and the thing that derails a March lift off is… helium. The same substance we trust to clowns.

In the old days, “outsourcing” meant shipping jobs overseas. Now we outsource our attention to a device that immediately subcontracts it to ads. What were we talking about?

Happy Anniversary to the $5,000 DOGE refund check that has the same street value as a @verminsupreme.bsky.social pony: exactly zero, but with significantly less dental hygiene.

Happy Valentine’s Day to those who celebrate. If you don’t, just remember: somewhere, two people are paying too much for dinner.

Today's positive affirmation #Dialectic

Q: Want more people to see your reply? A: Yes, but not enough to enter my Visa number into a website that rebranded itself like a supervillain buying a vowel.

In all fairness, reciting “Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn” is difficult for any American English speaker and nearly impossible if you're 79, in poor physical and mental condition, and wear dentures. www.express.co.uk/news/world/2...

ACCORDING TO MY CAREFUL ANALYSIS THIS TIME THERE IS A ZERO PERCENT CHANCE THAT TRUMP CAN WRIGGLE OUT OF THE POLITICAL AND SOCIAL JUSTICE CONSEQUENCES AFTER THESE LATEST SCANDALS!!! (unless wriggling has been significantly upgraded)

I bought an Illinois Lucky Day lottery ticket before lunch and saw there was a zero-dollar jackpot. So… I already won?

The IRS reports to the Time Being. I can’t even get a human on the phone, but Time itself gets customer service. www.politico.com/newsletters/...

Poor ICE agents. They spend hours checking people’s papers (and other things)... only to find out their own paperwork doesn't entitle them to the tax break they thought they had coming.

Oh boy, it’s Groundhog’s Day Eve!!! Tomorrow we pretend a rodent settles the climate debate! #ClimateChange #GlobalWarming www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7Qz...

Sound like a deleted scene from Yellow Submarine featuring an orange meany. 🎵 All You Need Is Oil! 🎵

Expect to see a lot of this classic Onion headline, from 23 years ago, over the coming weeks.

Three years ago 57% of voters said YES, STEP DOWN, and Elon said he would... if he could only find someone even worse. x.com/elonmusk/sta...

The Trump Administration hailed Dear Leader's victory after the President narrowly defeated an actual futball player for the coveted soccer peace prize.

It's #Godzilla Day. If a giant radioactive lizard and a robot with jazz hands can unite to punch a space monster, Congress can probably manage to agree that people should still be able to afford health insurance and buy groceries.

Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative

MAGA 3 days ago: Chicago is about to find out the meaning of WAR MAGA today: the left needs to stop condoning violence

D.C. now operates on a quantum model, where crime exists and doesn't exist until observed by a journalist.

We’re transitioning from the Anthropocene (where humans ruined the planet) to the Algorithmocene...not because of AI or algorithms, but because we ignored the one guy who literally made a slideshow about global warming. Sorry, Al. #AnInconvenientTruth

Mike Pence probably felt the same way 8 years ago.

The Great Gatsby meets Qanon. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELJh...

It’s been thirty years and a day since the Grateful Dead’s swan song. I tried to commemorate with a joint, but now the only things I roll are my eyes. www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VQp...

Weather manipulation? You mean… CLIMATE CHANGE????

Remember when Benjamin Netanyahu used this graphic to warn is how close Wile E. Coyote was to creating a bomb to use on the Road Runner? #everythingoldnewagain