The wrong coworkers are telling me their tea, don’t tell me girl we secretly want you out of here 🤭

Only someone who’s extremely ignorant wether intentionally or (inexcusably accidentally) would take their photo labeling themselves as a “Amazon Influencer”. Babes your a doll for the face of evil wake up plz

As someone who graduated with a psychology degree, HOW DID THE MINGLE EPISODE IN THE SQUID GAMES GAMESHOW GET AUTHORIZED?! Holy shit do you get to see trauma develop in 4k. Some of those people are gonna spend many nights reliving in that room

So ready for stranger things to be over as a series I’ve thoroughly enjoyed it needs to be buried. I don’t even associate MBB to eleven anymore shes lil miss body tea now on the gram

I’m sorry but next to MacKenzie Scott I will be adding Carlie Irsay-Gordon to the list of billionaires that I’ll excuse. I’m sorry I’m sorrry I’m sorrrrrrrrry. The woman’s absolutely SMASHIN it in the NFL rn

Forgot to tell you guys, we saw the lil Blonde Queeeeeen on our anniversary a week ago 🤭💕

I don’t wanna be a loser but I do think we’re a few years out from there only hung 2-3 music festivals up and down the coast like in 2011-2012 and I really want that

Holy shit the Home Bass catastrophe has stricken again

Can’t wait for all the divorced middle aged men to come in and get the cheapest pre roll available cause “woman as governor” 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭 eat shit bitches

The stabbing anxiety that occurs when I see something wedding related on TikTok and I have to see if that’s included in my contract already or will I need to shell out a couple of thousand dollars again

We’ve escalated the assault of IG Wedding Vendor ads by now frequently including my ex girlfriends wedding photography business into the mix. The one that spent months actively trying to ruin my current relationship 🫠🫠🫠 make it stop

I hate this stage of capitalism SO much! I DM ONE (x1) wedding vendor on IG based off an ad they plugged me and now every three post on my feed is a wedding vendor 😭😭😭 I just wanna see pics of Sabrina

“What’s your specials tonight” “We close in 20 mins so if you want a special night we need to make a quick decision” I’m too sassy for my own good

I have zero evidence but I’m almost positive there’s a relation to the rise of fascism and growing rate of prominent black men cutting their dreads

Me 🤝 British Influencers Not looking at the camera

What you said: “Sorry I’m just into pretty dark humor” What I heard “Here’s a half assed excuse for my overt racism”

They be putting the good drugs in Celsius cans

Thank fucking god I see Sabrina at the end of the month for my 5 year anniversary

So like totally not cool ICE gets to play ads on Spotify wtfffff

mango implies the existence of womango

Will not be content w the rave scene until all these republican fucks get the hell out. If I see one more “keep politics out of the scene”, THIS A COUNTER CULTURE SCENE, COUNTERING YOU! GET OUT!

Lmfao the state is here to do their surprise inspection and my coworkers are at each others throats. You can trip over the tension in the room that’s how present it is and I can’t be any more unserious lmfaoooo

I can not fathom how we as a society made it to brat summer and micro shorts just to turn around and embrace crazy conservative fashion trends 😭😭😭

Hopeful about our future past these dark times. I have a feeling an artistic renaissance is on the horizon. The struggle to get there is unnecessary but I hope for us all to make it there and have a joyous time

Welp me and Emily are officially up next in the wedding sequence. It’s fucking scary how fast it comes and goes. I just kept thinking on Sunday holy shit this is gonna be me real soon, there’s not enough time in the day to experience it all and then the next day, silence.

I’m taking a ton of notes for my wedding today ☠️ there’s already so much things I never even thought about that we’ve encountered!

Fiancée is in a wedding today getting ready w the girlies. In alone in the room w two champagne bottles, 3400mg of edibles, and 2g of dabs in really trying to pull off a performance not seen since my senior year in high school ☠️

Stupid and I mean STUPID shit like this is exactly why my electricity bill is sky fucking high lately. In NJ AI data centers draw so much electricity that the electric companies make consumers foot the bill.

Sara fucking Snyder is that fucking bitch. There’s no if ands or butts about it, bob cute, body tea, outfit couture, every day

Gonna start keeping a running account of things I am and prolly should be grateful for, if my brain remembers I’d like to do one a day

Now you know i love my girlies. But Addison Rae is being forced onto us. She absolutely deserves to be on festivals line ups. She absolutely does not deserve to be headline/subheadling any of them.

Not an employee but served a Lockheed Martin employee and not my night is ruined. Hope his vape is problematic

Let’s see how fast it takes for one of my coworkers to irritate me today

All 4 of the Rapture preachers that I had saved for today all deactivated ☠️☠️☠️

Any landlords trying to gentrify more city land should have to compete against the locals in Double Dutch Jump Rope, an activity EXTREMELY resistant to gentrification. Hang w the locals and your in, blow out and head back to the suburbs 👉

Can you people fix your god damn technology already bloody hell this is the THIRD rapture I’ve woken up ready for it to be all over and still had to go into work.

I don’t feel like rewording this but RVing needs to be more accessible, rn I feel like it cost an average of 10 homies to buy an RV, I’m trying to have it at 5 homies max. RVing should be accessible enough that 5 homies can cop a sick RV to take across countries to festivals and what not

All forms of underwear are inherently evil

“I don’t follow politics, I don’t watch the news, I’m not super political” Babe you were mourning Charlie Kirk 😶

Uhhhhhh did they not pay rent on the propaganda machine? I’m getting CRAZY amounts of proper radicalizing material that I know have been suppressed for months ☠️

They are calling him their generations MLK. There needs to be a 8hr documentary about the extensive damage No Child Left Behind did to our country

You see that corrosive circle? Yeah that’s from a Crumbl cookie 😭

Weighing HEAVY on the brain this morning

Blessed god gave me developed enough frontal lobe to not ask one of these CK Stan’s to be a groomsmen in my wedding 💕💕💕 she stepped in just in time (:

I’m sorry but your reaction should NOT be “oh I like his videos and ideas” WRONG ANSWER

Heavily advise skipping on the Charlie Kirk video

I need a macro dose of Edna Mode plz and thank you

Insane watching someone you were once close with being swallowed down the incel pipeline

Rapidly falling in love w being uncomfortable. Fiancée and I talked the other day, this wedding is gonna be tough financially, 20 months of straight grinding and she was kinda worried but I have this beautiful gut feeling and relationship w the universe and I’m just not scared when I should be.

Stoner friends: 💕😝😁😚📈 Stoner Coworkers: ☠️🔪🗡️🩸😡🤬