Wax ladies have gotten sooooooo comfy posting almost coochie on the IG timeline for advertising it’s gotten insane

Woooooohoooooo statewide recall buckle up ladies and gents it’s gonna be a bumpy Stoney ride

*Shows up 3 minutes early* *Clocks in 4 mins late* Aw damnit

What’s the key to my relationship?? Well For one we wanna go halves on a birkin and take turns sharing it so unpack that and there’s your answer lol

I’ve been on a rampage lately unfollowing jello spine ass bitches who had no problem speaking up when CK was popped but suddenly can’t find a second for their government killing its own citizens

I’m the first girly to support a hottie showing body but I beg and plead to please leave the sheer dresses with the black thong underneath off the runway in 2026

NJ about to get a friggen blizzard 🇮🇹☃️

That teacher w the fly fits on TikTok, she got her trend on lock every single remake of her videos is like C- at best

Just the prototype labels for now but I love her she’s so cvnty

Naaaaaaaah Open AI trying to pump their “Merch” into streetwear just ruined my day LMFAO

Every time I see Dua Lipa I’m confused how women aren’t the supreme rulers of the planet. That woman could get me to battle if she very so much wanted to

Today’s Vibes Unfortunately

What’s the worst place on earth and why is it the Orlando Airport?

We need a queer peoples betting platform, I don’t wanna bet on touchdowns, I wanna bet on what color Sabrina’s body suit is gonna be or how many reveals Chappell is gonna have

We do not need a 2nd Greenland movie 😭😭😭

It’s actually ridiculous how you have to monitor how you interact with certain content. I always love the drama, so typically that’s the videos I like but I started to notice all the videos I’m being suggested are just the ugly sides of all of us.

Every year the salmon run videos absolutely DESTROY me. Their circle of life it’s so beautiful yet so struggle just for one final rest. The ones that have to leap up small falls, so many don’t, plus everything is trying eat you and depends on your timely death. ITS TOO MUCH

After numerous demands I finally ordered my fiancée a love blanket for Christmas LMFAOO

Every festival line up has Griz headlining this man’s gonna burnout again

Ayo it’s friggen cold in NJ I thought we was a tropical environment 😩

Unfortunately this tells you everything about me if you look way too deep into this

The wrong coworkers are telling me their tea, don’t tell me girl we secretly want you out of here 🤭

Only someone who’s extremely ignorant wether intentionally or (inexcusably accidentally) would take their photo labeling themselves as a “Amazon Influencer”. Babes your a doll for the face of evil wake up plz

As someone who graduated with a psychology degree, HOW DID THE MINGLE EPISODE IN THE SQUID GAMES GAMESHOW GET AUTHORIZED?! Holy shit do you get to see trauma develop in 4k. Some of those people are gonna spend many nights reliving in that room

So ready for stranger things to be over as a series I’ve thoroughly enjoyed it needs to be buried. I don’t even associate MBB to eleven anymore shes lil miss body tea now on the gram

I’m sorry but next to MacKenzie Scott I will be adding Carlie Irsay-Gordon to the list of billionaires that I’ll excuse. I’m sorry I’m sorrry I’m sorrrrrrrrry. The woman’s absolutely SMASHIN it in the NFL rn

Forgot to tell you guys, we saw the lil Blonde Queeeeeen on our anniversary a week ago 🤭💕

I don’t wanna be a loser but I do think we’re a few years out from there only hung 2-3 music festivals up and down the coast like in 2011-2012 and I really want that

Holy shit the Home Bass catastrophe has stricken again

Can’t wait for all the divorced middle aged men to come in and get the cheapest pre roll available cause “woman as governor” 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭 eat shit bitches

The stabbing anxiety that occurs when I see something wedding related on TikTok and I have to see if that’s included in my contract already or will I need to shell out a couple of thousand dollars again

We’ve escalated the assault of IG Wedding Vendor ads by now frequently including my ex girlfriends wedding photography business into the mix. The one that spent months actively trying to ruin my current relationship 🫠🫠🫠 make it stop

I hate this stage of capitalism SO much! I DM ONE (x1) wedding vendor on IG based off an ad they plugged me and now every three post on my feed is a wedding vendor 😭😭😭 I just wanna see pics of Sabrina

“What’s your specials tonight” “We close in 20 mins so if you want a special night we need to make a quick decision” I’m too sassy for my own good

I have zero evidence but I’m almost positive there’s a relation to the rise of fascism and growing rate of prominent black men cutting their dreads

Me 🤝 British Influencers Not looking at the camera

What you said: “Sorry I’m just into pretty dark humor” What I heard “Here’s a half assed excuse for my overt racism”

They be putting the good drugs in Celsius cans

Thank fucking god I see Sabrina at the end of the month for my 5 year anniversary

So like totally not cool ICE gets to play ads on Spotify wtfffff

mango implies the existence of womango

Will not be content w the rave scene until all these republican fucks get the hell out. If I see one more “keep politics out of the scene”, THIS A COUNTER CULTURE SCENE, COUNTERING YOU! GET OUT!

Lmfao the state is here to do their surprise inspection and my coworkers are at each others throats. You can trip over the tension in the room that’s how present it is and I can’t be any more unserious lmfaoooo

I can not fathom how we as a society made it to brat summer and micro shorts just to turn around and embrace crazy conservative fashion trends 😭😭😭

Hopeful about our future past these dark times. I have a feeling an artistic renaissance is on the horizon. The struggle to get there is unnecessary but I hope for us all to make it there and have a joyous time

Welp me and Emily are officially up next in the wedding sequence. It’s fucking scary how fast it comes and goes. I just kept thinking on Sunday holy shit this is gonna be me real soon, there’s not enough time in the day to experience it all and then the next day, silence.

I’m taking a ton of notes for my wedding today ☠️ there’s already so much things I never even thought about that we’ve encountered!

Fiancée is in a wedding today getting ready w the girlies. In alone in the room w two champagne bottles, 3400mg of edibles, and 2g of dabs in really trying to pull off a performance not seen since my senior year in high school ☠️

Stupid and I mean STUPID shit like this is exactly why my electricity bill is sky fucking high lately. In NJ AI data centers draw so much electricity that the electric companies make consumers foot the bill.

Sara fucking Snyder is that fucking bitch. There’s no if ands or butts about it, bob cute, body tea, outfit couture, every day