Happy 4/20 all my stoner gals

Wedding shit went from 0-100 . Went from the command center to the frontlines, making invites, booking vendor, hair and make up on and on and on

Today was really tough.

Everyone always ask me like it’s some wizard spell booking my Maldives holiday but tbh the cheapest and easiest way to do it was just booking through the resorts themselves!

Booooooo, it’s Monday :(

1am McDonald’s girl meets 1am Taco Bell boy, a lovers tale old as time

Currently paying the price of eating some spicy ass food last night 😭🙃

Oh my glorious country of New Jersey, why must we get Spring, Summer, and Winter all within the same week?

Thinking about this kid who was holding up books about busses to all the fish and penguins at the aquarium

If you ban Jetpack Cat you’re a hoe (derogatory)

Hitting lvl 90 today just in time to bust MM bussy in SS without getting steamrolled

Freya w decent aim is sooooo busted in OW

Society so bad I had to resub on World of Warcraft

I love my country New Jersey, the girlies were in sundresses and flip flops 24 hours ago lmao

rly cool part of being alive is that i rly like giggling and kicking my feet over my little fictional guys then the not cool part of being alive is nuclear weapons

Wax ladies have gotten sooooooo comfy posting almost coochie on the IG timeline for advertising it’s gotten insane

Woooooohoooooo statewide recall buckle up ladies and gents it’s gonna be a bumpy Stoney ride

*Shows up 3 minutes early* *Clocks in 4 mins late* Aw damnit

What’s the key to my relationship?? Well For one we wanna go halves on a birkin and take turns sharing it so unpack that and there’s your answer lol

I’ve been on a rampage lately unfollowing jello spine ass bitches who had no problem speaking up when CK was popped but suddenly can’t find a second for their government killing its own citizens

I’m the first girly to support a hottie showing body but I beg and plead to please leave the sheer dresses with the black thong underneath off the runway in 2026

NJ about to get a friggen blizzard 🇮🇹☃️

That teacher w the fly fits on TikTok, she got her trend on lock every single remake of her videos is like C- at best

Just the prototype labels for now but I love her she’s so cvnty

Naaaaaaaah Open AI trying to pump their “Merch” into streetwear just ruined my day LMFAO

Every time I see Dua Lipa I’m confused how women aren’t the supreme rulers of the planet. That woman could get me to battle if she very so much wanted to

Today’s Vibes Unfortunately

What’s the worst place on earth and why is it the Orlando Airport?

We need a queer peoples betting platform, I don’t wanna bet on touchdowns, I wanna bet on what color Sabrina’s body suit is gonna be or how many reveals Chappell is gonna have

We do not need a 2nd Greenland movie 😭😭😭

It’s actually ridiculous how you have to monitor how you interact with certain content. I always love the drama, so typically that’s the videos I like but I started to notice all the videos I’m being suggested are just the ugly sides of all of us.

Every year the salmon run videos absolutely DESTROY me. Their circle of life it’s so beautiful yet so struggle just for one final rest. The ones that have to leap up small falls, so many don’t, plus everything is trying eat you and depends on your timely death. ITS TOO MUCH

After numerous demands I finally ordered my fiancée a love blanket for Christmas LMFAOO

Every festival line up has Griz headlining this man’s gonna burnout again

Ayo it’s friggen cold in NJ I thought we was a tropical environment 😩

Unfortunately this tells you everything about me if you look way too deep into this

The wrong coworkers are telling me their tea, don’t tell me girl we secretly want you out of here 🤭

Only someone who’s extremely ignorant wether intentionally or (inexcusably accidentally) would take their photo labeling themselves as a “Amazon Influencer”. Babes your a doll for the face of evil wake up plz

As someone who graduated with a psychology degree, HOW DID THE MINGLE EPISODE IN THE SQUID GAMES GAMESHOW GET AUTHORIZED?! Holy shit do you get to see trauma develop in 4k. Some of those people are gonna spend many nights reliving in that room

So ready for stranger things to be over as a series I’ve thoroughly enjoyed it needs to be buried. I don’t even associate MBB to eleven anymore shes lil miss body tea now on the gram

I’m sorry but next to MacKenzie Scott I will be adding Carlie Irsay-Gordon to the list of billionaires that I’ll excuse. I’m sorry I’m sorrry I’m sorrrrrrrrry. The woman’s absolutely SMASHIN it in the NFL rn

Forgot to tell you guys, we saw the lil Blonde Queeeeeen on our anniversary a week ago 🤭💕

I don’t wanna be a loser but I do think we’re a few years out from there only hung 2-3 music festivals up and down the coast like in 2011-2012 and I really want that

Holy shit the Home Bass catastrophe has stricken again

Can’t wait for all the divorced middle aged men to come in and get the cheapest pre roll available cause “woman as governor” 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭 eat shit bitches

The stabbing anxiety that occurs when I see something wedding related on TikTok and I have to see if that’s included in my contract already or will I need to shell out a couple of thousand dollars again

We’ve escalated the assault of IG Wedding Vendor ads by now frequently including my ex girlfriends wedding photography business into the mix. The one that spent months actively trying to ruin my current relationship 🫠🫠🫠 make it stop

I hate this stage of capitalism SO much! I DM ONE (x1) wedding vendor on IG based off an ad they plugged me and now every three post on my feed is a wedding vendor 😭😭😭 I just wanna see pics of Sabrina

“What’s your specials tonight” “We close in 20 mins so if you want a special night we need to make a quick decision” I’m too sassy for my own good

I have zero evidence but I’m almost positive there’s a relation to the rise of fascism and growing rate of prominent black men cutting their dreads