I HAVE THE TV GUYSS!!!!!!

QUITE FUCKING SAYING SOMETHING IS A COLLECTOR EDITION IF IT ONLY HAS DELETED SCENES AND NOT EVEN A GOD DAMN COMMENTARY TRACK

im sorry but if you are selling 200+ movie promo buttons for 99$, you are fucking drunk i want them for AT MAX $10

just got a trans girl and put her chastity key on an enormous ring along with my other keys so i have to guess which key it is

you can tell things are bad because im seriously considering getting linux because im sick of mircoslop

new challenge for the new year: stop falling in love with video game characters of games you have/never will play

i keep thinking about the crt at my work… i wanna ask if it works and what they would give me for it

you know who keith needed to help david come out in the show six feet under? a passive aggressive lesbian with a heart of gold

i had the worst two weeks of my life and god said “dan and phil, address those rumors. hope needs a win”

dan and phil addressing the rumors is like finding out someone you love has died because it doesn’t hit you til a day later and suddenly you’re sobbing uncontrollably

i cant watch dan and phil anymore because i just keep saying “they were in love here and here and here and here and here and he

i trust a fat ass food critic before i trust a skinny one. cause with the fat one, they have at least had a banger meal MULTIPLE TIMES

the pipeline of virgin teen who was “straight” to professional sex-haver in your 20s is very real and should be studied

im wayyyy too horny to be hanging out with my gf and her hot friend

listen i shouldn’t be posting on main about this but this is too important The concept of licking dexter morgan’s boot after a kill

syfy has a good show and suddenly goes “fuckkk we need to cancel it”

i find it kinda funny that robert mcelhenney got fat to “make himself look worse” and that is the hottest i’ve ever found him

women who have a crush on rhea ripley: hot, sexy, funny, amazing men who have a crush on rhea ripley: a literal man-child, doesnt wash his ass, will manipulate you

TV On The Radio perform "Dreams" with Peter Murphy and Trent Reznor (2006)

bro airbuds thinks im the biggest listener of a fictional band from a movie that came out the same year as 9/11

i hate the term “political party,” since that implies i’m having fun with politics when in fact i am feeling quite the opposite

as a lesbian, i believe the only man i’d give it up for is ethan hawke

usually when i spend my legs when looking at my phone, its two things: 1. im looking at hot pics of my celebrity crush and i wanna show them what they are missing 2. its that one part in juno by sabrina carpenter

i love watching conan cuz one minute he will be topped by a hot german woman and then he go into a store that i spent so much of my childhood in its the best of both worlds

bring back trading irl like bro i’ll trade you my copy of saw two for your my chemical romance tshirt

now that i have strep throat, i know now how nosferatu felt no one bother me and my slumber

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