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If youâre trying to bake with your kid and also trying to let go of your perfectionist tendencies and controlling natureâ I see you.
3 months ago
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Things Iâve learned about myself- finally: When Iâm overwhelmed, I choose to actively further overwhelm myself rather than pull back. Case in point- Iâm actively researching marathons to run.
3 months ago
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I'm in class tonight and not watching the Lynx. For the first time in my millions of years of schooling, I'm tempted to run the game in the background of my computer...
3 months ago
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So is he a liar or is it dementia? Remember- two things can be true at the same timeâŠ
add a skeleton here at some point
3 months ago
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Real middle age irritation I probably shouldnât admit to: Costco stopped selling my favorite underwear
4 months ago
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Dear overstimulated, introverted moms: If youâre not wearing one earbud at the playground and listening to what brings you joy- you really should. It helps.
4 months ago
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Whyâs my toddler crying? I wonât hold her hand while she goes potty. âI need someboddddyyyy to hoollllld my hannnd!!â
4 months ago
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To all the âwe have the same 24 hrsâ people: Getting up early to workout or meditate or touch grass or whatever is a lot easier when youâre not also awake with a toddler from 3-4:30.
4 months ago
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Whatâs the stage of grief where you hide in your basement with your dog?
4 months ago
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Thereâs an ad that comes on our local streaming news often selling a rubber gasket for between your seat and center console in the car. The tag line is ânothing will fall between the cracks again!â HA!
5 months ago
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I wake up and clean the kitchen. I make breakfast and then clean the kitchen. I make lunch. I provide 892 snacks. I clean the kitchen. I make dinner. I clean the kitchen before bed. And God help us if we have a baking activity during the day. Ugh.
5 months ago
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Iâve become my father. Iâm sitting in the car, with it running, waiting for my family to leave for church.
5 months ago
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reposted by
George Takei
5 months ago
When I was little, the U.S. military came to our home at gunpoint and took me and my family away. We were imprisoned for years in barbed wire camps simply because we were Japanese American. I have spent my life telling that story, hoping it would never be repeated.
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Itâs a rough morning of news. Again.
5 months ago
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A dear friendâs son was drafted into professional baseball tonight. I love being tangentially proud and itâs really weird to be of the age where thatâs possible.
6 months ago
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Is there a bigger bullshit phrase in American english than âprior authorizationâ??!!
6 months ago
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Iâm planning on really tempting fate with my caffeine consumption today. Toddlers are the worst.
6 months ago
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Me to 3.5 yr old: youâre making me nuts. 3.5 yr old to me: Iâm making you ânanas!
6 months ago
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Hey moms- I see you. Youâre doing so much work and such a good job.
6 months ago
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Toddler: daddy, what do you want to order? Spouse: a well behaved kid. Toddler: no.
6 months ago
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Spent 3 hours on the toddlerâs floor last night. Our fridge is currently out of commission. Spouse still has a broken back. Itâs going to be a fine line between barely functioning and wildly over caffeinated today.
6 months ago
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The ink isnât even dry on the sale of the Lynx and Wolves and already A-Fraud is showing his greed. Maybe try and endear yourself to fans and community before begging for them to foot the bill in lining your pockets?? Ugh.
6 months ago
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Weâll be ending this
#bourdainday
with an episode or two. Whatâs your favorite?
6 months ago
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Not only will Melissa and Mark Hortman of course lay in state in St Paul, but their dog will too. Cut my heart out with a spoonâŠ
6 months ago
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I have music on while I cook to drown out the absolutely horrific news of the day. Also a 3 yr old. Also a 1 yr old puppy. Also an extrovert husband. Maybe I should switch to ear plugs?
6 months ago
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I was a kid during the first invasion of Iraq. A college student during the start of the wars with Afghanistan and Iraq. And now Iâm past 40, with a toddler and weâre doing it again. Iâm so tired of fragile men.
6 months ago
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Where are we finding extra supplies of patience? Can I get it from Costco?
6 months ago
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Whyâs my toddler crying: In her words âmy daddy put me on the couch!â đ
7 months ago
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My 3.5 yr old toddler, 1 yr old bernadoodle, and 40 yr old husband just walked into the bathroom while I was sitting on the toilet. Iâm going to loose my bloody mind.
7 months ago
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Every night must include at least one of the following: 2:30am existential crisis A blood sugar low requiring candy scrounging A toddler who needs to be put back to bed. And sometimes all three I miss sleeping through the night.
7 months ago
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Todayâs Queen Stage of the Giro dâItalia was inspiring and epic and emotional and amazing. Chapeau Simon!
7 months ago
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Nothing feels as on the nose as my 3.5 yr old yelling âI canât see the big picture!â at me at 6:45 in the morning.
7 months ago
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3.5 yr old: âI have to tell my daddy I need moneyâ Yup.
8 months ago
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Whyâs my toddler crying? Someone bit her finger. Who someone? Her. She bit her own finger.
8 months ago
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The Twins havenât lost since we put out our flag. We feel some responsibility for the rocky start to the season. Weâve picked up our mantle now though.
8 months ago
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Thereâs a solid chance my spouse thinks Motherâs Day means extra mothering for me, not less. Oy vey, dude.
8 months ago
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AirTags on car key rings: Saving marriages since I donât know whenâŠ
8 months ago
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We have been parent 3 years, 5 months, and 3 days. Sheâs been home from the hospital 3 years, 4 months, and 26 days. Why does my spouse still not understand schedule and routine? Willful ignorance is the only possible answer.
8 months ago
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Convo overheard between spouse and toddler: S: mommyâs going to go back to school soon T: why? S: because mommyâs good at schoolâŠ
8 months ago
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Dear Minnesota Wild: Toddler just yelled âyou got this!â So, do it for her.
8 months ago
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Weâre an ACAB house and my kid wants to watch Paw Patrol. Bloody copoganda.
8 months ago
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Itâs 8:35 am and Iâd like to quit for the day. Thanks. Bye.
8 months ago
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@nytpitchbot.bsky.social
this you??
8 months ago
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Itâs really too bad that FERPA prevents us from knowing if he was ever rejected from a program or anything else at Harvard. Because thatâs sure what this feels like.
9 months ago
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This last bite of pimento cheese is for you Rory. Cheers. Well done.
9 months ago
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Middle of the night thoughts from putting my toddler back to bed: Why does Bandit Heeler have underpants laying around? (Thinking Sleepytime, but other times too)
9 months ago
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Chris Hayes
9 months ago
You set the house on fire, watched it burn, and then lost your nerve and put it out. You now have a partially burned house. Great job.
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3 year old has had me up since 4. She pooped on the bathroom floor at 7. The dog puked at 7:30 in the kitchen. I donât know if I can summon the energy for a
#HandsOff
march today. I want to, but this season of life is besting me. The guilt is big.
9 months ago
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reposted by
Molly Jong-Fast
9 months ago
So weâre 75 days into trumps second term, people are protesting everywhere. Markets have had two days of absolutely apocalyptic losses. There are grad students being disappeared and a man with an autism awareness tattoo was sent to a super scary prison in El Salvador. Theyâve cut cancer research..
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On the days I want to sell my kid to the circus Iâve decided to start writing her letters to be read many years from now. At least itâs making me feel a little bit better.
9 months ago
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