What is this all about, if you fill exactly to 1 gallon, do you say to the cashier having handed them $5. Would you like the 32 & 9/10ths cents. Or perhaps you just argue about the 1/10th cent change. Look mate, I have my portable laser here, I can cut that 1 cent into 10 equal pieces in no time.

My sweet, beautiful friend is a star and has such a phenomenal voice. But, you know what’s even better than that? She’s the kindest and most loving person you will ever meet. Love you, @djrock.bsky.social

Now that's what you call a landing : www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPZQ...

The truth is, all veterans pay with their lives. Some pay all at once, while others pay over a lifetime.

My “Honk if you think I’m sexy” sticker works great…as long as I don’t move when the light turns green.

Look at this poor baby! WHO HURT HIM LIKE THIS? His whole little face is covered with wounds! Come on guys! Don’t let them KILL MAXIE WAXIE! Pls repost him! FOSTERS NEEDED !

URGENT 🚨 GODZILLA IS 7 MONTHS OLD- A BABY- HE GRABBED A STAFF’S finger (no broken skin) so NOW THEY SAY HE MUST DIE! NY NJ NH NE CT ME MD DE DC PA VA VT RI - FOSTERS NEEDED ASAP- EXPENSES COVERED- most pay 2TRAIN THEM TOO! Please REPOST! URGENT 🚨

A passenger complained that they found something truly disgusting in their in flight meal. We've investigated, and it's the in flight meal.

Come on guys! Cozy will be dead with only 49 reposts! Can we not do better? Is it too hard to repost to save a life?

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Let's get this day started Sweet Soul's! 🤗☀️🐾

No!! It can't be. RIP Chuck Norris.

Good morning, friends. Some days the real strength is in the quiet — the pause, the breath, the decision not to carry what isn’t mine. #Jaye’sMorningLight

Still need a foster for Foreign! Come on guys! Please repost!

I’ve decided and accepted I’ll never get down to my original weight. And I’m OK with that. After all, 7lb 10oz isn’t that realistic.

Just watched this and it's absolutely fascinating: youtu.be/f4ixJQLwAUE?...

@annebarringer.bsky.social I saw a tornado had wreaked damage and killed some people in Michigan. Hopefully nowhere near you and you are OK. RIP to all those that did pass.

I was making soup last night and the recipe called for 5 potatoes cubed. 125 potatoes seems a bit excessive, doesn’t it?

Leeds have announced a US tour before the 2026-27 season begins. Daniel Farke's side will take on Wrexham in Tampa on 25 July, before facing Sunderland in New Jersey on 30 July and Liverpool in Chicago on 2 August. It will mark the first time Leeds have visited the US in 29 years. #lufc

Hoping that the surgeon is 100% focussed when he operates on my testicle later. I don't want him taking his eye off the ball.

Snort :)

I'm thinking of taking up jogging and to encourage me, am going to get a pet to go jogging with. Anyone know how much turtles cost?

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Well, that's a bugger! The job I was offered, received equipment to start has just been pulled. Guess we have to start all over again.

The last time there were sparks in my bedroom, I was watching the food channel and drooled on my electric blanket.

Is credit scoring the most useless thing in history? Since moving to the US it changes virtually daily, up, down, probably sideways. Largely driven my credit card use. So, here's the thing, I'm invited to use a credit card & I always pay them off before the due date, however the day something

They always talk about the 'Rise of the Machines' and how they become sentient and it ends with humans fighting machines in some futuristic battle. Yeah, well I know how that happens.... my bloody Roomba got the M&M I spotted on the floor before I did!

Good morning and happy Saturday (and Valentine’s Day if you celebrate 😑)! Why does this video make me want to have a pet turkey 🥰😂🦃

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I rushed my mate to A&E. “My friend’s choking on a Quality Street!” Doctor: “The purple one?” “Yeah, that’s him.”

They say “no pain, no gain” but it turns out you can actually gain 10kg without any pain at all.

Misty lake

Has me wondering too

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Life in Florida basically

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I mentioned just before Christmas that my role was let go due to corporate restructuring. Bit of a hard blow to take after 17 years and 2 days before Christmas, but I am pleased to announce today, I've been offered a new role which I've accepted with gratitude.

Babies with grown up names freak me out. Hell no, I don't want to hold Barry!

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I'm not sure my wife is entirely onboard with the coffee labelling system, but at least it makes it easier for me to find hers.

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Insomnia is a terrible thing. But on the bright side, only three more sleeps until summer.

@annebarringer.bsky.social By the way, I do exercise, I do CrossFit. It's where you cross your fingers and you hope your clothes still fit.

Love the sunsets here

I guess flushing my wooden shoes down the toilet wasn’t my brightest idea… now the toilet’s clogged.

Coffee! Turning water into hope.

Just want to wish you and your families a very Happy New Year wherever you are in the world. I hope 2026 brings you peace, prosperity and good fortune.

Anthony Joshua injured in car crash in Nigeria that killed two people