Agree 💯 with the sentiment but in all fairness, while their food terminology is dumb they do call American football “hand egg” which is both fucking hilarious and descriptively accurate.

Telling myself it's just game 1 of the season but yeesh did we look disorganized for a LOT of that 1H.

Cohen’s Eleven.

HAPPY #wnba SEASON TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE LET’S GOOOOOOOOO!!!!

INDY MADE THE ROSTER Y'ALL LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! #GoHeels #InPursuit #DoltForTheDream

I don't think I've ever seen two runs scored on two passed balls/wild pitches (depending on how they wanna score those) on two consecutive pitches before.

If she’s foreshadowing a Dark Phoenix season with this just give Vegas their rings now.

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Like this a lot for both her and the Huskies!

FUCK YES INDY GOT DRAFTED BY MY TEAM I AM SO HAPPY AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Stics are gonna be fascinating. Also fun AF.

OH HELL YES ATL LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! 😍😍😍

Lol that's a big damn front court for Washington good grief!!!!!!

HAPPY REX MANNING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE 🎉 🎉🎉

New Carmichael Radio @uncwbb.bsky.social podcast! Talking portal needs/targets and some discussion of the Champ Game. #GoHeels #InPursuit Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t... Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/5wMr...

Buddy the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social has covered multiple scenarios and contingencies addressing this exact question 😂

UCLA joins UNC, Maryland, Stanford, Baylor, and UCONN as the only schools with both Men's and Women's Basketball National Championships.

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What, and I cannot emphasize this enough, the actual F***?!?!?!?!?!?

"This is a man who had his ego bruised, who was personally outcoached during the game and who melted down in a stew of his own self-pity and victimhood because of it." -- Y'all go read this by the incomparably badass and brilliant @lindsaygibbs.bsky.social www.cbssports.com/womens-colle...

Of folks who might hit the portal out of Chapel Hill this year, Lanie would have been close to the bottom of my list as a possibility. I'll just be over here sobbing don't mind me 😭

New Carmichael Radio @uncwbb.bsky.social pod! Recapping the UCONN loss, Other Tourney talk/games, + a digression on the larger state of college WBB. #GoHeels #InPursuit Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/u... Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/371P...

Ok just got done watching the new Pat Summitt documentary and shut up I'm not crying you're crying. It was SO GOOD, y'all. 🥹

BWWWAAAHAHAHAHAHHA GO TO HELL DOOK 😂😂😂😂

UCONN are used to blowing people off the floor and we're so used to watching it that it really is a marvel to watch them deftly, methodically take someone apart in tiny pieces rather than wholesale demolition. So many ways they can beat you.

Incredible season and tourney run for the Hoos. Someone go put Kymora Johnson in a full-body ice bath man these are her minutes totals the last 15 games (14 in the screen grab plus the 40 she just played.):

Took all day but we've finally got a HEATER. Whew this is FUUUUUUUUUNNNNNN 😍🔥‼️

LOLOLOL Louisville had a 1-point lead like 4 minutes ago holy hell Michigan that was some emphatic intensity dial-up!!!

I'm gonna go put on 'Trane Live at the Vanguard and furiously do some dishes please respect my privacy at this time. 🤬😥😩😫

Now we're playing scared and hesitant or out of control with no in between, ohhhh boy.

Here comes the avalanche. Good timeout call by CB to rein it back in.

The one thing we couldn't do is play a sloppy end to the half and let them get some breathing room and ...

Refs really letting them play is ultimately going to favor UCONN but I'd still rather this than some of the whistle-fests we've seen in the ACC this year.

Let's keep it right here. Grind the tempo to a dirge and make them earn it.

Their defense is disruptive AF but we've also made some really basic mistakes.

INDY SWAT!!!!!!

CT didn't know Indy was trying to drive and unfortunately was standing right where she wanted to go.

STOP THE COUNT.

Super impressed by what ND just did. Niele got the Sweet 16 problem dealt with, HH went insane, and Cass Prosper gave her just enough help. Also, Vandy, I believed in you, and that was apparently my bad.

IT’S A SWEET 16 GAME DAY Y’ALL LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! #GoHeels #InPursuit

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