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Gen-X, Dog dad, Mom was a chapter Pres. of League of Women Voters, Prone to satire.
MAGAs greatest hits! Now available in limited edition gold encrusted felon endorsed suitable for framing packages!!!!
#GrifterGonnaGrift
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BBC take note. Full cognitive testing on the record.
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about 4 hours ago
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UhOh, Rich people losing money. Now some shits gonna happen. Are they ready to try J.D.?
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about 4 hours ago
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So get some poop sample boxes from cologuard and send your poop to your local politician. “Sorry I couldn’t use the public restroom because I lost my birth certificate. Here is my campaign contribution be sure to declare it on your taxes."
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2 days ago
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I wish people would realize that the Roman soldiers wouldn’t have to kill all the babies if population would do as they are told.
3 days ago
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Ask every cabinet member to explain the Defense Department's name change, Gulf of Mexico and official document font without abusing the word woke.
3 days ago
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Call it the Affordability Hoax Tour!
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3 days ago
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Now is the time for message discipline! Practice grace and patience. Fixing this shit will be a marathon not a sprint. So when the crazy orange bastard dies celebrate in private. Don’t go all Charlie Kirk foam party. Poker face for Peace.
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If people only watched C-span they might know what a failure this regime is.
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Memento Mori
5 days ago
Exactly 💯
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I did NOT vote for the rapist
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At first I thought AI was just all hype and useless until realized it could eliminate Suduku.
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I get really nervous when I agree with the likes of Rand Paul.
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Mr. Spock 🖖
9 days ago
Whoever put this sign on London tabloid rag sheets gets a 🖖 from me. F**k the billionaires.
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Terre-Strial
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“The point of modern propaganda isn't only to misinform or push an agenda. It is to exhaust your critical thinking, to annihilate truth.” - Garry Kasparov
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Sassy0210
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Photo of the Year: "Mona Lisa vs. ICE" This woman was injured during the ICE raids in NYC yesterday. The visual juxtaposition of her calm face bloodied amongst the dark chaos around her. Photo: Michael Nigro
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I will bet $1000 that if you were to detain the exact same number of “Trump rally attendees” you would get higher numbers. And I’ll even spot you J6 convictions.
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▪️Jules▪️
12 days ago
LT. COL. Shawna Kimbrell is the first African American female fighter pilot in the history of the United States Air Force. Thank you for your service!🇺🇸🫡
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Some people want to sort folks based on geographical places of birth I prefer to exclude those who aren’t racist twats.
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And I’m the bad guy when I point out that all these folks with “superior genes” seem to be blessed with some serious big bonedness. Meal team 6?
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸
14 days ago
It's great that reporting on the double tap has spotlighted the abject criminality of this Administration. But don't forget: Venezuela is not waging war on America or Americans, and the men killed were not combatants. The first strike was every bit as illegal as the second.
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Marty Taylor
15 days ago
Pete Hegseth “runs around a stage playing Army”. A very apt description of Whiskey Pete Hegseth.
#ProudBlue
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The mere existence of shared genetic material is not a compelling enough basis for any adult relationship.
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Thought it went without saying but…When you vote please remember that people who imagine themselves as kings dropping excrement from military aircraft on people don’t bother with precise aim.
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#IronyNotDead
The folks that get elected because oversight and regulation were keeping things from getting done are lying and cheating and stealing everything. Proving we need oversight and regulation.
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SAD! Hide the ketchup.
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Shit! I put $50 on Nancy Pelosi and $10 on George Soros being the next ping pong ball to pop up in the perpetual motion conspiracy distraction noise machine.
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•°• Rose M •°•
14 days ago
Dearly Beloved, We are gathered here today to get through this thing called Life.
#Prince
~💜 Let's Go Crazy! 💜~
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And justify with pride the twisted rationalization meant polish her tough girl bonafides.
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The reality game show host hires a drunk infotainment host to play a video game where real humans die is not the pitch any rational folks are wanting to see.
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17 days ago
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More like: “trust me bro. Don’t be a pussy”
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18 days ago
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He can’t abide by the rules and laws that exist and yet he make up new ones every day for everyone else to follow.
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18 days ago
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Grandma already feels guilty about sending all her money to a Nigerian prince. Be gracious help her find local candidates who have her best interests at heart and then help her get to the polls.
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18 days ago
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Try to remember yelling at grandma for sending all her money to a Nigerian prince isn’t gonna help her and she might have to move in with you. We’re in this together. Even fools deserve grace.
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20 days ago
Happy Native American Appreciation Day 🦃
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Resignations = Good News. ACTUAL GOP explosions = Good television.
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21 days ago
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Democratic political consultants say she should calibrate her message and explain how she can be less black and not a woman in the future.
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And with that, The circular firing squad was assembled.
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And deep in the bowels of foggy bottom, practicing his finger wag and composing a extremely tepid letter of rebuke Chuck Schumer rises and says, “Hold my Beer”
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The Schumer line seems to be selling "oligarchy with a conscience!”™ Sure Company X makes their money selling edible lead paint chips outside a grade schools but they offer 3 more months of maternity leave than Y and they phone bank for Dems!
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Chuck Schumer Faces Pushback From a ‘Fight Club’ of Senate Democrats
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/11/24/us/politics/schumer-democrats-senate-fight-club.html
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What’s worse than being a grifter? Being an incompetent grifter! Losing money on casinos and crypto = genius businessman…in what world?
#GrifterGonnaGrift
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21 days ago
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Turns out he was the President of Harvard everyone WANTED to get fired.
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22 days ago
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Truth
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Dovewoman 💙 🇺🇦 💙
22 days ago
TRUTH
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Here, here.
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Hank Green
24 days ago
Hmmm…what USAID wasn’t bad for America…what if getting rid of it only hurt us and everyone else? What if the richest man in the world being responsible for ending aid to the poorest people in the world will go down as one of the most bizarre and disgusting acts of the 21st century?
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I propose that next time the orange shit stain wants to strong arm Harvard they announce a class called: Epstein Files 101 with guest lecturers Larry Summers and Alan Dershowitz
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Follow the money! Let Megyn Kelly explain how Trump's million dollar fund transfer to Epstein is not like a billion dollars! “It’s like a rounding error between distant neighbors who no longer speak to one another and were never more than passing acquaintances"
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In the film version of this event right after the judge dismisses the charges Comey goes out into the hallway and high-fives Letitia James as she heads into the courtroom.
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