[bi] Tinder Thoughts: 1. Why is it always the men that look like they made a bargain with God to inhabit the planet that like you? I’m not matching… 2. Why is it impossible to match with femmes that like bows and crystals? 3. Not a 🦄. 4.“Who let that man onto the planet? What bargain was made?”

The fact that it’s Vlogmas and I FORGOT… war is over

A gala tonight, right off the heels of a freshly finalized divorce, sounds like stepping into a new era 😌

It’s vision board szn y’all! Every time I create one, it manifests. It’s time.

Was on the phone with this man until 3am. Overslept. It better be snapping fr

Wicked is an absolute masterpiece. Perfectly perfect. 🫧

I love it when the girl you know from HS starts working at a car dealership and somehow NOW she’s friendly and cares what people think? No, I’m not buying a car from you.

If you said you was baking the macaroni why is it swimming on my plate?? QUICKLY!!

In the 80’s, I would’ve been your parents’ office crush… both of them #blacksky #corporate #fashion #ootd

I know I decentered men, but God… this one 🫠

I literally just went to Twitter scrolled three times exited it out and came right back to Bluesky, feels like driving through a sun down town over there 🥴

Glad I didn’t make my fresh pressed Carrot Juice today 🥕 y’all stay safe

Speaking of chicken noodle soup: I’m this old 🥰 So yall remember these? #blacksky

All time fave 🥰♌️🖤 #blacksky

One of my favorite reads this year

& a lot of libraries are linked with the hoopla and Libby apps that have ebooks and audiobooks

The ish I do for fun 🤩 Never doubt a bad bitch with a brain and an iPad

straight man jumped in Gay City for refusing to twerk

My God #blacksky

Never went to Harvard, but a baddie’s still a genius 📚 I did however study Marketing and Political Science so the aforementioned statement rings true

I was obsessed when I was a kid & my mom read it to me every night. I should’ve known I’d come out eventually 💗💜💙

This place feels so nice and dare I say a place of peace and shared kindness/ creativity

Polly Pocket Crochet Bucket Hat 💕🌸

Hot Girl Christmas Crochet 🎅🏿 pt. 1

Joined Bluesky Liked a bunch of posts Followed a bunch of cool sh*t Next challenge: EMBROIDERY

I’m wishing for Tumblr Nostalgia vibes. But this time… with a developed frontal lobe