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mini media dump from the best night of my life
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about 1 year ago
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I looked at the an hour ago and it’s only moved 5 minutes…
6 months ago
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Saw my girl Bey over the weekend with my favorite humans & I’m still not over it
6 months ago
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To the new people: I’m boring on here but I’m lit in real life 🫶🏾 You may occasionally see me at anime/gaming events but no, I am not into it. That’s all for now 💕
6 months ago
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Attorney for Smoke&Stack
6 months ago
🥹💜 me and my cousins at dreamcon featuring
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Started my own business ✅ Justin Timberlake concert ✅ Mary J, Neyo, Mario concert ✅ Cape Town 🇿🇦 ✅ Dreamcon ✅ Cowboy Carter Tour X2 Colorado The Ball
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7 months ago
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Yall know him as Berleezy, I know him as Berlin 🥹 forever proud of you
7 months ago
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When Offset got caught cheating and tweeted that he missed his granny…. 🙃🫠
7 months ago
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sighhhhhhhhhh. I’d like a glass of champagne and/or a tall blue moon with a shot of orange juice
7 months ago
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Running is the superior warm up to a heavy power body lift day. Idc what yall say. My body performs best this way 😌🫢
7 months ago
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new level of joy unlocked: picking out clothes I think a man will look good in & then seeing his reaction to everything I got 🥹
7 months ago
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Shopping for men is so uneventful. Why does everything look the same?
7 months ago
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Avery
7 months ago
If you truly believe Kamala Harris slept her way to the top then you also believe that there are a bunch of men who hold power and only promote women that are willing to do sexual favors So why are we not talking about those particular men and those positions?
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I feel like falling in love 🎶
7 months ago
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Hiiiiii
7 months ago
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We getting Megan The Stallion…. Wow! Im sooooo excited!
7 months ago
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My “this could’ve been an email” face needs to be worked on
7 months ago
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Michael de Adder
7 months ago
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Okay so hear me out — the twenty something year old men have been applying pressure and honestly…. they’re putting the 30 something’s to shame I genuinely cannot stand it but I cannot lie, I’m impressed
8 months ago
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& somebody, somewhere is still gonna fail the open book test
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8 months ago
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It’s Monday, make some noise! 🎉
8 months ago
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Uninspired Beige
8 months ago
Bolo’d up with the boyz
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I miss when my baby was a baby 😭😭😭
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8 months ago
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Literally think I could pass out from the anticipation alone
8 months ago
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Everything changes or everything stays the same… either way, life goes on
8 months ago
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Yeah ain’t no way I’m watching Sinners again.
8 months ago
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Streets saying to watch Sinners in IMAX. Ain’t ever refunded something so fast & repurchased 💀💀💀
8 months ago
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I still turn into a tearful mess anytime Caleb Wilson crosses my mind. It hurts my entire heart to think about
8 months ago
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I’m going to Cowboy Carter Houston night 2 show with my neighbor/friend. I’ve been considering outfit options for weeks because I refuse to have this man embarrass me 💀💀💀 Glad to say that he loves the options I’ve picked out so far & is willing to let me dress him haaaa
8 months ago
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Came out of retirement to hit some tempo pull-ups
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8 months ago
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My dogs love language is physical touch… she doesn’t let me breathe 🙃
8 months ago
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Tell me why my friend walked in the gym looking sleepy… I asked did he not sleep well…. This mf said, “no… I’m high” 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
8 months ago
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I be having to remind myself that I am an adult with free will & can do whatever, whenever, however
8 months ago
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I went on one today. I’m going back in retirement. 🫶🏾🥰
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8 months ago
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It’s the fact that I be the only manager in the building most days 😮💨😮💨 I wish I was built to have the audacity to not show up to work like other people
9 months ago
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Mentally I’m still here. 😭 I cannot get over how stunning Africa is.
9 months ago
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Is Trump okay? Are his stans okay? Cause girl what?
9 months ago
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When you do everything you can to give people the resources to be successful and they don’t take them… At that point, that’s fully a you problem & I cannot help you any further
9 months ago
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9 months ago
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all we do is fck, drink & sleep
9 months ago
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It doesn’t feel like a Saturday at all
9 months ago
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I’m going to start dating again. Vacation done woke me up!
9 months ago
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Started my own business ✅ Justin Timberlake concert ✅ Mary J, Neyo, Mario concert ✅ Cape Town 🇿🇦 ✅ Cowboy Carter Tour X2 Dreamcon Colorado
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9 months ago
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We had a 1.5 hour drive after the winery yesterday & I was trying to nap…. My friend kept asking me questions & trying to talk… girl!! 💀😂
9 months ago
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went to Cape Town to visit a friend/watch her get married & my life has been forever changed 🇿🇦
9 months ago
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Dropped my puppy off to her dog sitter for the next 2 weeks and I’m unwell 🥹
9 months ago
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Looking at my dog and I’m so sad I can’t bring her on my trip 🥹🥹🥹 this is the longest I’ll be away from her and I’m unwell
9 months ago
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