“On the bright side, he doesn’t have to worry about not having a table to eat on anymore…”

“Serves him right for tryna get rid of that Ocean’s Protection off ya!”

“Important tasks are best put as bright post-it notes!”

“We better be getting paid more than overtime if we try taking him out… and that’s not accounting his other minions!”

“As the wind blows, so does the fat crow…”

“Someone on the team isn’t gonna be happy when they see their soda is missing from the cooler…”

“10 hour flight, where are you sitti- damnit Tuba!”

“I just got a secret preview of the new Tomodachi Life game and what the fuck.”

“Always gotta be prepared to have extra oxygen in any situation!”

“It’s obvious, but you can’t spell Biggie Cheese without BIG.”

“It’s a P-Balloon Mouser, you’re getting inflated!”

“Wait, he’s saying this like it’s a bad thing?”

“I think there’s bigger questions than anything about Divine Beasts…”

“Some? Please, I’ll give you my entire inventory’s worth!”

“Tuba decided to go for an… old-school look for once…”

“So fat he’s gotta lift his moobs to see his trophy!” Featuring a @squishyorca.bsky.social cameo as the trophy!

“Does this hose make my butt look big?”

“Thank God those garments are stretchy, or else Tuba would be REALLY embarrassed…”

“Nothing like sipping on a soda on your DIY sofa!”

“Guess you can say being a blimp isn’t as quacked up to be amirite?”

“No hoverboards or wings needed for this man!”

“He thought he’d look funny to put the tip of the tank inside his navel…”

“How many X’s before the L are on that Mawashi?”

“National Bird Day is only once a year, but Tuba’s love for you lasts the entire year!” Happy National Bird Day! (January 5th) 🐦‍⬛

“You can tell by the amount he’s put in his belly, that Big is GOOD at fishin’!”

“This is what happens when you have months worth of cheat days…”

“Mega Man X if it were even more fucking awesome.” Figured I’d bring in the new year by making a Mega Man X inspired reference sheet of Tuba, all while practicing my Graphic Design skills!

“Tuba’s ready to celebrate the new year with his big rear!” Happy New Rear- I mean… Year! Here’s hoping 2026 can be a good one, thank you all so much! 🧨🩷

“It’s gonna be a long night with you and I! And expensive…”

“Who knew you could make a boatload of money by using that fat body of yours to make doormats and rugs?!” Featuring a cameo of @squishyorca.bsky.social!

“Good ol’ Corn Flakes! Part of any unbalanced breakfast!”

“Looks like SOMEBODY didn’t check to see if there were any blueberries in the cookies…” Have a safe merry berry Christmas everyone, and a happy holiday as well! 🎄💙

“Looks like SOMEBODY didn’t check to see if there were any blueberries in the cookies…” Have a safe merry berry Christmas everyone, and a happy holiday as well! 🎄💙

“Nothing says yearly traditions like another inflation/fat artist drawing themselves as an ornament!”

“That’s one big HONKing bird belly!”

“Cold Breezes? No match for the Crow Bros!”

“Tis the season of giving! And by giving, I mean all of your money to Oogie Boogie! Craps, anyone?”

“(P)erfect for the holidays!”

“Forget about Candy Canes! We got Candy Crows now!”

“DROP THAT COOKIE! It’s for Santa Claus, not Santa Caws!”

“The song doesn’t make sense if he’s a corvid, but at least we got the pear tree thing down! Sorta…”

“Nothing like a good puff to literally puff you up too!”

“You know you fucked up when they’re putting caution tape around your big blue immobile body…”

“Seems like K. Rool thinks if he’s bigger, maybe he’ll win in GOTY some day!”

“Sometimes you just gotta rock your body with nothing but jeans on!”

“What if Tuba… but jiggle physics?” A huge shoutout to @ryuhayabusa7644.bsky.social for making this browser-friendly custom character inflator simulator free! (if you wanna tease Tuba on your own, template is below in the replies!)

“Looks like the P-Pop soda is getting quite the praise from other consumers!” Thank you to @roundcloud.bsky.social for wanting to trade! Was a pleasure!

“A Big Butt Skinner reference?! At this time of year, at this time of day, and at this part of the country, localized entirely within your fetish art?!”

“From sweet and citrusy, to swelling and creaking! Try a can of P-Pop today!”

“Hips like these are only suitable to go through hangars!” My great friend @altcroc3.bsky.social’s birthday is today, and he kindly insisted me to draw my self-insert with hyper ass, so I had to deliver! Give him some warm wishes today! 🎂