“Big stars mean big appetites, especially for a showman like Louis!”

“One big cake, two bigger fatties… splitting it in half may not work out well since they’ll want more!” A commission for @barentoko.bsky.social!! Thank you for your patronage!

“If golf is all in the hips, then it should be no problem for a fatass like Tuba!”

“Two hoses are ALWAYS better than one!”

“At least they like him!”

“The fuck is wrong with my Super Mario Bros. Super Show DVD?”

“Oh, so looks like the old wives tale of eating a watermelon seed was true… sorta…”

“Crow bros always flock together and look out for each other!”

“He’s not getting back in the ball, he’s providing us free energy!”

“If this one game came out then playing it on the $100 set-up would be absolutely justified.”

“Such a big direct soon yet little word from our old friend… I wonder how he’s doing now? …oh…”

"BREAKING: A lost Game & Watch title has been FOUND by an anonymous user, which showcases an anthropomorphic crow being timely pumped with air. This was very likely scrapped by Nintendo due to the strong sexual nature of the game."

“The Titanic only hit the iceberg because it was dark at night and somewhat small, so you have NO excuse if you sink because of this…”

“If getting a fat chocobo spell is a 1/16th chance, what are the odds for a super duper fat chocobo?”

“Remember, real men like to wear pink!”

“Just another day in the life of Wile E. Coyote, for better or worse…”

“It may be dream land, but the fat is the real deal!”

“Voodoo magic isn’t for the faint of heart…”

“He’s gonna have to diet before he can ride again!”

“Physically impossible… but just this once since you’re nice to him.”

“Wait… Mega Man’s needles have air inside em?”

“These bosses can be stupidly unfair, like how does a dragon this fat still be able to fly and beat my ass?”

“This isn’t one of those small U-Haul trucks, no… it’s a fucking SEMI.”

“What do you mean ‘?’, can you not see you’re being inflated you dumb duck?!”

“As the old saying goes, it’s just the way the cookie crumbles…” Recently binged Squid Game and loved it, so had to do something!

“If that dumb bitch of a queen loves the fat jokes so damn much then she’d clearly enjoy this then!”

“Natural born killer… and king!”

“Unfortunately the answer to that question won’t make it past the E for Everyone ESRB rating…”

“One thing that’ll never not be interesting, busy parking lots!”

“It’s either the best or worse day to have eyes for a calendar for him, depending on his tastes…” Happy 8/4 Everyone!! 🍄

“It’s a miracle his carpet can still withstand all that weight and size…”

“Whenever they’re not flying, StarFox members like to relax with recreational sports… such as sumo wrestling…”

“Crispy Chicken Sandwiches and Coke? Sounds like the dream!” A gift for my good friend @asbigasawhale.bsky.social for his birthday a few days ago of his new Orca Ray 2.0!!

“A good swim at night is one to savor before summer leaves!”

As you can see, I’m not good with mouse controls for drawing But fuck, I had a mission to draw this big SNES boy…

“Grapes are naturally bigger than blueberries… so if you were to turn into one, you’ll be bigger than any other blueberry victim! Tuba found out himself!”

They didn’t have enough color options for a Tuba sculpt, so I had to settle with someone else…

“Why does this happen every time a new Nintendo game comes out where he transforms to some bird?”

“Full of potassium, and calories!”

“They really should’ve specified what kind of balloons to pop in these banana gem missions…”

“His inexplicably laced bowl of cereal made him inexplicably inflate himself!”

“Fat bait is best for fatter appetites!” Happy Shark Week everyone! Here’s a one-off shark Tuba!! 🦈

Hey all, sorry for the lack of art as of lately, I’ve been traveling and been feeling kinda funky with my art, though I should be back in a rhythm this weekend! Thank you for understanding, hope to bring more fats and inflation soon! 🐦‍⬛❤️

“Gotta get creative with how to deal with traffic sometimes!”

“So, will you?” A quick thing today featuring @asbigasawhale.bsky.social’s Wingspan, happy 4th of July everyone!! 🦅🇺🇸

“He’s your courage! A creaking courage to be more specific.”

“Why is he ice cream if he’s supposed to be hot?”

“Pro Tip: NEVER fuck with someone who’s forklift certified.”