My heart goes out to everyone in Port Charles.

RIP to the great producer Ron Reiner, better known to older readers as "Porkhead"

I once took a photo with a group of younger women with their faces blurred out. No, I wasn't on Epstein island but at my Friar's Club roast where I posed w/all my ex-wives. They requested the blurred faces

Do people still eat porridge? #justasking

It's a shame Paul Hogan and his brother Hulk never did a project together

Uncle Albert or Admiral Halsey? I find them equally fascinating

Heartwarming news, just in time for the holidays. My sources tell me Lester has dropped his wage discrimination lawsuit against Willie Tyler and the old friends will b touring America this spring!

Remembering #JohnLennon who was gunned down on this day in New York in 1980. The Rolling Stones frontman was 40.

RIP my old friend Steve Cropper. Little-known fact: he preferred shallots.

Wonderful Skanksgiving hike this morning with my dear friends Fishbone!

My old friend Jamil Abdullah al-Amin would be touched to see that his death has inspired pie discourse.

I empathize w/ Candace Owens. My sources told me former Lichtenstein prime minister Hans Brunhart wanted me dead after I made disparaging remarks about his country at a DC party back in '79. I was merely trying to impress Jeane Kirkpatrick but Hans wasn't amused.

If I could come back as anyone it would be my favorite musician, Manheim Steamroller. Heck, I'd be happy being Manheim King, or Larry Steamroller.

You never meet women named Dot or Mildred anymore

I just want to apologize to Ryan Lizza. It’s true I did send erotic texts to his wife Olivia Nuzzi, but it was an accident. They were intended for my longtime fwb, the late Ruth Buzzi. Siri is a flawed product.

Lunch today with the fabulous Chingy!

Movie night at Bern Nadette Stanis' lovely Encino bungalow -- we're watching "A Hero Ain't Nothing but a Sandwich" starring the great Paul Winfield, father of baseball Hall of Famer Dave Winfield, and Cicely Tyson, mother of Mike

"It's always darkest before the dawn." The great Tony Orlando told me that and I never forgot it!

Happy Rip Nelson Reilly Day! Two of our most beloved comedy icons were born on this same day 94 yrs ago: Rip Taylor and Charles Nelson Reilly. Meanwhile, 46 years ago yesterday I made my one and only appearance on Match Game '76. The great Brett Somers was particularly saucy that day

I once interviewed Brian Epstein but at the time had no idea of his scandalous behavior. To me, he was still one of the Sweathogs. To quote the great Expose, people change, seasons change.

Gefilte fish and Hennessy shots today w/ birthday girl Whoopi Goldberg, best known for her groundbreaking talk show, Whoopi!

You never meet men named Oral anymore

Nobody does Day of the Dead like my dear friends the Mexicans!

I don’t believe in guilt by association. Whatever Prince Andrew did should not besmirch the reputations of his ex-wife Fergie or any of the other BlackEyed Peas.

RIP Look Who’s Talking Now legend Diane Keaton. Condolences to her husband Michael Keaton.

I could watch Havava every day and never tire of it. #RIPRobertRedford

I remember exactly what I was doing when I heard about the 9/11 attacks. And I remember exactly who I was doing it with — the incomparable Lena Horne!

There’s no doubt it’s the summer of Despacito!

you don’t see the name Peaches much these days.

Move over Olivia Rodriguez! The #SongOfTheSummer is Dust On The Wind by my young friends The Velvet Sundown!

RIP music legend Jeffrey “Ozzy” Osborne. I know he’s on the wings of love on his way to heaven now!

They’re jammin’ on the one tonight … in heaven. #rip

I know how the CEO of Astronomer must feel. Back in ‘85 my then fiancé Louise Mandrell caught me on camera in the audience at Live Aid canoodling with Dallas beauty Charlene Tilton. We’re all great friends now!

David Gergen was the David Plouffe of David Axelrods. Rest well, legend.

Big thanks to my old friend and legend Telma Hopkins for taking me to lunch today to keep my mind off the news. #NoKings

#NoKings except me.

Vaxxed?

RIP Sly Stone. Condolences to his wife Sharon.

I know how James Comey must be feeling. When I had a radio show in Ft. Lauderdale, I caught flak from Mamie Eisenhower when I made 6934 my sign-off.

Happy Birthday to my dear friend Stevie Wonder! The Part-Time Lover legend turns 75 today, but he’ll always be jammin’ on the one to me!

Happy Birthday to my dear friend Stevie Wonder! The Part-Time Lover legend turns 75 today, but he’ll always be jammin’ on the one to me!

Look up funny in the dictionary and you’ll see a picture of my dear friend Ruth Buzzi. The Apple Dumpling Gang Rides Again is endlessly rewatchable thanks to Ruth.

Pope Francis was a terrific Pope! I’m so honored to have met him and treasure this photo of our meeting.

Bad Bunny? More like Terrific Bunny!

Eid Mubarak to my dear friend Hosni Mubarak, who would have been 97 today.

This is like Wilt Chamberlain at Munich.

Conan The O’Brien is doing a fabulous job at the #Oscars. I’m talking Joe Koi great!

I wish all the nominees could win!

RIP Gene Hackman. Best known for his Oscar-winning depiction of Popeye, he was 95.

I remember the first time ever I saw Roberta Flack’s face. It was at Flip Wilson’s legendary Halloween Party in 1975. I asked her what she’d been up to recently. She said, “Feel like makin’ love.” I said definitely, not realizing she was talking about her song. Long story short, what a night!