// back to normal (kinda) when will I explode Sophos and get his regular body back? Idk

These teachers are tragically useless.

//izumi is giving “dark reunion”/j

[dragged anemone into school today.] If someone is mean to her, you will face my wrath.

[collapsed after a couple of meters in track] wow i sure do hope a beautiful angel comes to save me… [said angel being his crush.]

//More GAKUEN AU info for Sophos!: 🖊️3rd year class of darkness 🖊️class president for some reason 🖊️occult club rumour in there somewhere. 🖊️Unknown beef with the school counsellor.

//gakuen Sophos… he probably attends a gardening club. Says nothing of it. Also save this man. He sucks ass at track and field. Whines the whole time and collapses after 100m. He’d much rather be watching his crush run instead.

//will change pic for event soon rn i sleep

She’s too nice to me…

How dare that bloody lizard impale me multiple times then have the audacity to say “yuck” The audacity when I try so hard to be friendly… >:/

I wonder what my Lady Siimora of the Forum is up to… ever so busy. perhaps the busiest i’ve had to deal with.

I fear ishgard may grow on me. The leader seems more chill. And is funny.

In another universe this is me going after a decent meal. Ignore the short cunt, I mean the chocobo.

In another universe this is me going after a decent meal. Ignore the short cunt, I mean the chocobo.

Throws a shoe at @imperatcris.bsky.social ‘s head. “A test of your reflexes you scoundrel.”

Rude.

I kind of miss that chocolate that the lizard game me :(

//cooking up something in my brain maybe an events of sorts who knows

Grown old man by the way.

I am forever humoured by the unsundered bickering amongst themselves.

… *glum. Feeding ducks in the ponds near Yafaem marshes.* You small creatures probably think I am a fool too…

Wow I sure hope some Allagan doesn’t find me sauntering around and snooping.

[for @siimora.bsky.social] Sophos set down the items they were handling, placing them on the counter where they were staying and simply making their way back to Sharlayan… via aetherite. To be normal. They stretched a little, popping a few joints before navigating their way to the last stand.+

There is a feeling I… cannot shake. Cannot fight without feeling the need to wretch and recoil. Eugh…

Pathetic excuse of a ‘wise old man’. Very opposite of wise.

Woe. That is what I feel.

//casually just drops that Sophos is POOR

//waves this infront of yall… oooh you want to so bad

//waves this infront of yall… oooh you want to so bad

//GIGGLING AND KICKING MY LEGS

“Where is that damn forum woman…”

It’s amusing how I’ve managed to get away with giving the warrior of light, a fantasia of off color.

@vieraluminis.etheirys.social here kitty kitty~

// you know what? /dotes you every time you lay eyes on sophos’ dead boyfr- i mean lord.

//much better, cured and shaved like a sphinx cat. My little twink biscuit mage/j

//Sophos with facial hair isn’t real. He can’t hurt you. Sophos with facial hair:

His name is handjob I can’t believe it.

NOT THERE OF ALL PLACES. YOU ARE A CRETIN.

//hey so who wants to do the Nabriales duty together to go save Izumi 🧍

@farmiestofdaniels.bsky.social Have you seen… Izumi? 🧍 usually they uh- hmm /appear/ when I mention their name.

… something seems off. The little pest hasn’t come hither.

Evil Izumi.

//there’s a reason I don’t check my ngl/ Tellonym anymore: people don’t know how to fucking behave. If you don’t have something nice to say about the muse or mun? Keep it to yourself since you’re already too much of a wet wipe to say that shit full faced.

Anyone willing to spare some flour so I can make myself yet another loaf of bread.

Oh @ofnabriales.bsky.social ~ a certain person desires your presence. Could you be so kind? You may have some fun after all.

AUGHHH!- [Is currently being laid low by the humble cramps.]

//beautiful miss madam Sophos’ lady ship mwah mwah