This is all so stupid

I actually felt bad watching that final reveal on Traitors. Ufffffff

Who do we think is winning Traitors?

Survivor legends fully middle aged now is wild to see

This squirrel has been soaking up the sun the last hour, and he just reappeared with a full slice of pizza!

We went for a little exploratory walk in the blizzard this morning. It was deeper than her legs in a lot of spots! #dogs #blizzard

Today!

Tariffs: Unconstitutional Concentrations Camps: here’s the thing…

Commuting 2 hrs total for a 50 min meeting is so dumb

My Spring 2026 Zoom class schedule! I hope you join us for one or more classes!

MUNA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! youtu.be/ISlZNU6WWFo?...

Everybody knows that Pupper just won Downhill Gold

¡Eh! ¡Eh! ¡Eh! 🎉

We got evacuated from our hotel at 530 this morning. 😳 Water started dripping down the walls. Before long it was a full on waterfall from broken pipes.

Yorgos Lanthimos still going strong. Bugonia was such a wild ride

Baltimore trip to see the besties and the show Chris designed!! Dawn at the Everyman.

Kiran knows a LOT about craft. She shared so many great insights during Clarion West. Highly recommend!

And we’re pierced! Both sides.

Tell me five classes you took in college: •Einstein in Wonderland •South American Fiction •History of Japan •Philosophy of Physics •Gender in Colonial Latin America

I get my ears pierced today!

Fetterman’s gotta go

The start of this semester is trying to kill me

We're beginning our 6th year at Electric Sheep! To kick off our birthday celebration, we're thrilled to welcome back our very first brave guest -- Maria Haskins! Three cheers for Maria joining us back when we didn't know what the heck we were doing! Welcome back, @mariahaskins.com!!

This shoveling has got me realizing I need to find lower back exercises for the gym

Now that I’m home, I’m catching up on Traitors

Final submission at Under the Volcano is in! Now to read my fellow writers’ work and do some shopping in sunny Tepoztlán today.

Workshop day 3 was A M A Z I N G So many ideas and so much energy to keep plugging away at my new novel.

Another day in Tepoztlán where the fireworks begin at 7 am. I’m definitely over this part of the trip.

The views today in Tepoztlán were stunning!

Under the Volcano Open mic night. I read a silly little thing from a novella that needs all of your well wishes that it makes it way from the slush pile and into print.

Miss Calavera here joined me for an espresso yesterday. We were both a little on edge

First workshop day at Under the Volcano with Sheree was stunning! My mind is overflowing and I need to lie down.

This story by @slashnburnett.bsky.social is really great! Thanks for joining us today!!

¡Buenos días desde Tepoztlán! Under the Volcano Writers Workshop starts today!

I would like to pierce my ears in 2026

Awards Eligibility Post! I’m very proud of these three delinquents: Doppel Doppel Gang Gang (Baffling Magazine). Love Story in Colored Glass (Uncharted Magazine). Praise Song for the God of Restless Hands (The Dark). Links can be found on my website. Here’s to more art-making in 2026!

Happy New Year!

Watch this and tell me I’m wrong 😅 These Boots Are Made for Walkin' share.google/ayaHRzwY9dNE...

Nancy Sinatra is the original A Little Bit Alexis

Merry Christmas from our Peppermint Tonics to yours! 2 Gin, 1/2 peppermint schnapps, 1 grenadine and tonic to taste.

Fully support deciding who can and, importantly, CANNOT be part of your holiday plans

The audiobook has arrived! a.co/d/cJVzQzE

Visiting my mom for the holidays and Miss Eliot took a stunning photo by the Frederick canal

It feels like 90% of likes are now from fake/bot accounts. Went from Bluesky is dead to every pic gets swamped with fake engagement.

These are some great friends

Successful start to hot chocolate martini crawl!

Robyn save me during finals grading

If you really like this pic, you could go buy my novel and tell me you snagged a copy! The ebook is cheaper than most OnlyFans 😜 a.co/d/i9FMHjG

Making some slow gym progress even with the holidays

Yes I did just tear apart the dryer, fix it, and put it back together again tyvm