So much respect for everyone who competed this year. This would be top five worst thing to ever happen to me and they take it all in stride. #BM100

Omg why are they reviewing that play #marchmadness

McNeese don’t let me down now! #MarchMadness #mcneese

If your bracket busts it’s because you don’t know ball. If my bracket busts it’s because I chose belief over cynicism, and I’d do it all over again because that’s the only world worth fighting for.

12 seed McNeese State is having their way with Clemson and lead by 15 early! 👀 #MarchMadness

I have McNeese going to my elite 8 so I'm going to keep muttering “I see a Cinderella run in the works” throughout the office today until I am sent home #marchmadness

Creighton or bust #MarchMadness

John Kelly completes the loop 3 and ‘Fun Run’ in 39:50:27. 📸 www.instagram.com/davidmiller.... #BM100 #barkleymarathons

To pivot to the Men’s March Madness for a second, I have Creighton winning the whole thing, so I am either going to be remembered as College Basketball’s Nostrodaumus or my bracket will bust immediately. #marchmadness

Every single part of this years race was perfect — no notes #BM100

Someone explain to my partner why I need to stay up till 4am just in the hopes that someone has completed the Fun Run. I really think they’ll do it! #BM100

Pretty sure Laz would disagree #BM100

This update feels like the first few sentences of a Brontë novel and I’m so here for it #BM100

Visual of me checking for updates that I know won’t be there, every 30 seconds #BM100

The amount of hope coursing through my body right now is approaching unsafe levels #BM100

It feels like there’s a certain kind of magic in the air for the ones that have made it this far. Anything seems possible at this point! #BM100

Obsessed with the joy Laz is radiating in these knowing all his absolutely insane efforts paid off this year #BM100

John Kelly and Tomo are household names at this point #BM100

My partner is also in the lurch — it has mostly been me shouting more and more aggressive statistical improbabilities across the room as we both work at home.

Me, waiting for the lore drop after this absolute carnage of a year #BM100

I love that experiencing this or showing up in the back of a cop car after talking to a trash can have equal chances of happening and are both equally revered #BM100

Everyone trying to get the fun run this year #BM100

WE LIVE TO SEE ANOTHER DAY #BM100

I just know the picture of the finishers last year haunted Laz to the point of invention #BM100

The fear has set in that it will all be over by tomorrow morning and I’ll have to have a productive work day instead #BM100

I was starting to worry this was going to be a one day affair, I’m so relieved 💀#BM100

LAZ IS OUT FOR BLOOD #BM100

This is going to keep me up at night #BM100

I just know Laz has done something absolutely *insidious* and I’m going crazy trying to find out what

Our house is being put on the market today and this still feels like the most important thing to happen today #BM100

Seriously considering waking up at 4:30 tomorrow morning so i can continue to refresh this spreadsheet #BM100

Where there’s a will, there’s a way, I mutter to absolutely no one in the middle of the work day #BM100

This means everything to me

I will be spending the next several days absolutely lock step with an excel spreadsheet — this is what I meant when I said for better or for worse, in sickness and in health

I am about to be truly insufferable

My #bm100 spreadsheet has gained a tab for 2025! I remind you again that this is NOT a primary source. Just gathering online information into one place. docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

I can’t believe I’m spending my one and precious life listening to a Travis Kelce podcast

Taylor Swift played Maroon last night on Karlie’s birthday?? 🤡 this will be the first thing I ask about when I die

Lol I love that they cut the feed the second Felicia started to say production didn’t give them a vacuum so she had to pick up tiny pieces of trash out of the rug with her hands

Is it just me, or is the big brother house just insanely over stimulating this year?

Thinking about moving to the west coast just so I never have to deal with having to wait for the big brother cast to wake up