I love a yule log because you can't eat real trees, but you can get close

You like Die Hard because cool explosion movie, I like Die Hard because it's an actually character driven action movie that utilizes subtext far more than most action movies We are not- that different actually, and it's cool we can enjoy the same movie for different reasons

My standards for media drop a disgusting amount around Christmas

It's officially £2,000,000 raised for charity! Thank you SO MUCH! We hope you've been loving our festive fundraiser - shout out your favourite Jingle Jam streams so far below so we can give them some love!

I never want to be an ungrateful person, but if I get anything A.I related for Christmas I'm throwing it on a fire

#Dispatch devs have no interest in using AI for game development 🎮 "AI feels like a production solution, not a creative one. Maybe it's a creative one if you aren't creative" "Whatever we're building, it has to connect. It's got to be made by people. It's got to connect to people" (via GIBiz)

Mm put more street lamps under big old trees so they look sick as fuck in the autumn

Going to respec into just the worst person imaginable just no points in biting my tongue, no points in choosing the right moment, no points in tact or reading the room Putting them all in being a hater

Good news, I'm no longer worried about the world ending in 2012

My good friend (forgot his name) did this fantastic and thoroughly researched video on combat vs non-combat horror games. Give it a watch it's a nice chill and interesting time youtu.be/V6C6aYTD95k?...

Alan Wake 2

I don't normally post go-live announcements but today is the annual HALLOWEEN STREAM! We're looking at ghost pictures and videos and having fun! www.twitch.tv/kreamies

Just in time for the spookiest month! Come and join me for a little while as I tell you about the idea of Sensory Deprivation Horror. I'll start small, but stick with me and you'll see how far this goes. youtu.be/e6b9W0nU4E4

How it feels to successfully pull off a scheme

Man, I've watched every installment of V/H/S from the beginning except for the newest one, on account of the AI used in one of the segments. I know it's one image in one segment but I've got absolutely no tolerance for that.

1. My Best Friend's Exorcism Week one is for horror books! Grady Hendrix writes horror novels that are equal parts cosy and horrifying. The draw for this one is its utterly believable and wholesome friendship that had me wishing it wasn't a horror story so I didn't have to watch it all fall apart

It's October tomorrow ooOOo! I'm going to do my usual horror recommendations thread this year but I won't do one every day. I don't think I've got 31 things to recommend and I don't want to just throw in things that don't really fit. See you tomorrow for the beginning of week one!

Dreading the day I'm older than Mr Bean, not sure I can deal with that reality

At an estimate, I would say 1/5 of the time I'm using the word ceramic I'm completely wrong

Best thing about making videos is having things like this lying around which look insane out of context

I'm loving Silksong but I'm on the verge of dropping it over The Forum fight. It's difficult, but fair, but the problem is that it's so boring. I don't mind spending a long time trying a fight over and over because it's hard, but this is just long and not very fun.

Don't even need the news, we'll know if it happens because every fucking website will go down

"Pizza 'Hut', huh? Alright. We could serve pizzas outta that."

Show me some AI "art" and I'll show you THE DOOR!! It's a door some 5 year old drew, it's got the dimensions all fucking wrong but I still value it an infinity more than your stupid robot picture!!!!!!

How are there four seasons of The Bear already? Didn't that show start like two weeks ago??

I think if I got stuck in the vacuum of space I have enough willpower and raw force of humanity to make it back home

Once more in the "painstakingly removing passive language from my script" mines

‘i am crossing the road to work in the morning’ digital collage 2024 i am an enormous fan of this fish

Skibidi Toilet, Mama Luigi, it's all the fucking same so stop fighting each other and maybe turn your sights towards capitalism

Think about Vivi from FFIX, cry for a while at how beautiful life is. Buy a hat.

Top Ten Creepy Moments in Child Friendly Serial Killer Documentaries

Almost all my dreams are focused mainly on places. I have plenty about people, and those are the ones I tell, but really it's mostly places.

Gershwin looks like he's about to make me call heads or tails

I wish I could replace sleeping with floating out of my body and just wandering the world through the night

I answer "Over 9000!" Nobody laughs. The old ways are dead. Everyone else on the jury thinks I'm a freak.

Chess but I'm on the board and I'm very small, smaller than the pieces and I've built a tunnel underneath so I can get away from the conflict unharmed

There's a dip where people are clicking off the Void Stranger video at the point where I say to go play the game before continuing :) There's a dip where people are clicking off the Void Stranger video at the point where I say to go play the game before continuing :(

Might fully commit to my eccentric era this time

Now that the video is out, time to celebrate by staring at walls for 1h 40

VOID STRANGER VIDEO STRANGER! It's been a blast to make and this is a game that I really wish more people knew about, hope you enjoy as I ramble about four pieces of media I absolutely love. youtu.be/yTMaJ8xUxUE

I want to be on the roof at night. High up enough that I can't tell what the lights are.

The fetid script of Satan is etched into my flesh, a hellish threat, the exact date and time of my death. I take a picture and look it up on r/identifythisfont. Might use it in a thumbnail one day.

I put "Don't ask me about Star Wars" on my CV, because I genuinely don't have much to say about it. It's a time saving thing. And yet they always ask

They should make movies about good guys fighting bad guys, I reckon

If an anvil just *barely* missed me I think I'd be upset that I didn't die by getting crushed by an anvil. When am I ever gonna get that opportunity again.

Can I get The Bear but in a medieval kitchen and it's even more stressful because if they fuck up they get executed

I'm releasing a brand new game console next month, the Thumb Jammer U, the only console that's just a pair of steel rods and a screw so you can put your thumbs in and get somebody to proper jam them in for you

I still think of Mario Odyssey as "that new Mario game"

Why did I devote such a large section of this video to a book that has no adaptation to use footage from. This is a nightmare to figure out shots for

Characters find a strange impossible anomaly, decides to fuck around with it instead of doing anything sensible. That's my favourite, I'll take as much of that as I can get.