A glaring omission from my 2025 reading list is a book I’m currently reading - Alien: The Cold Forge by @alexwhite.bsky.social. After being told it was “arguably the best-written Alien novel. Makes corporate evil scarier than the Xenomorph itself,” it became a must read. It delivers.

Whether it’s reading, listening, or watching, enjoy some science fiction today. Happy Birthday, Isaac Asimov!

I don’t know. We’ve been absolutely crushing refine change this century. The Venezuelans will welcome us as liberators.

Since we’re renaming things…

First book of 2026 is The Buffalo Hunter Hunter by @sgj.bsky.social. I have no regrets about this decision.

Stuff I read this year - The Kindle and audiobook edition.

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit… Rest in Peace, Isiah.

Tonight’s film selection.

My fiancée definitely understands my reading needs for 2026. The Kingdom of Ice by Hampton Sides, The Wager by @davidgrann.bsky.social, and Hue 1968 by @markbowden.bsky.social. I’m psyched for these stories.

Today’s Christmas movie. 🍿 🎄 I have no regrets. This film was exceptional.

“In America, you no longer have to apologize for using your couch as a fleshlight.” - JD Vance (probably)

I don’t know what I’m going to do with all this free time I used to use apologizing for being white.

It’s a shame we don’t believe our intelligence professionals. This seems like good information to have. www.reuters.com/world/europe...

Happy Epstein Files Eve to those who observe!

I don’t care what anybody says - this was the movie.

I wonder what bothers me more - that we have a government being run by middle school edgelords with zero decorum or professionalism or that they’re just this ridiculously unfunny. Seriously, these are the kind of people who still tell Monica Lewinsky jokes and do loud Borat impressions.

NEW: Hegseth says he supports contributions of ‘colored troops and broads’

This is an American patriot.

All the JAG lawyers Hegseth fired should start a podcast about legal issues in the military. They can call it: DEI Told You So.

The LOAC is more what you'd call guidelines than actual rules

NEW: Hegseth demands female service members treat all orders as lawful www.duffelblog.com/hegseth-dema...

Communities need used-book shops. As the trends in our world are increasingly standardized and entrenched by "predictive" technologies that stifle innovation and reduce human actions into economic categories... We need a full range of possibilities for readers and communities to explore and share.

NEW: Trump blows cover on Venezuela op, crushes SEALs’ dreams of book deals www.duffelblog.com/trump-blows-...

Road Trip!!! We took a trip up to New Port Richey to perform stand up last night! Great times. Everyone had top shelf sets!

This has been a wonderful week for memes.

NEW: Pentagon says US has ‘turned a corner’ in War on America

Remember the difference: Veterans Day is when you blame Biden for the problems of living veterans. Memorial Day is when you blame him for the deaths of service members. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

You wouldn’t get out. I could smell the onions and mustard.

Their MREs paid the ultimate sacrifice

So sad. @dogrates.bsky.social gave that 🦮 a 16/10 last month.

Has anyone else had trouble getting their Soros check from yesterday?

Lee Greenwood must be rolling over in his grave right now www.duffelblog.com/pentagon-fin...

Junior enlisted are getting uppity again, lieutenant!

My favorite fall tradition is watching the online conservative meltdown when the Super Bowl Halftime Show performers are announced. 🍂 🍁 🏈 🇺🇸

U.S. Department of War unveils new Occupation of Portland and Occupation of Chicago campaign medals.

Thankfully those seven trans athletes can’t compete against biological women in sports. The rest is totally worth it.

I asked AI (SkyNet) to create an action figure of me. I think they did alright.

Let your friends know you’re proud of the military! 👊🇺🇸🔥

“Clean on OPSEC” When you want to Signal your cleanliness to your peers.

Performing at Snappers Comedy Club in Fort Myers, Florida.

Trump isn’t blaming Ukraine for the war, he just finds it suspect Ukraine was in Russia’s hotel room at 3:00 a.m. when they’d both been drinking. What did Ukraine think would happen???

Turns out I prefer studying history to living through it.

We spent Thanksgiving evening chilling at a cat cafe in France.

ha ha what a fucken dork

I had a nostalgic thought the other day. I miss the days when we saw Elon as a quirky, nerdy Tony Stark and not Lex Luthor meets the Joker.

Looking forward to a David Pakman’s book Echo Machine. #EchoMachine2025