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What if we have the Epstein files translated into Spanish? Will MAGA care then?

Barrack Obama is mentioned in the Epstein files as often as Darth Vader is mentioned in the entire Harry Potter book series.

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Happy Sunday

In today’s episode of The Dumbest Fucking Take Ever.

The city of Minneapolis should commission this monument as an homage to those who stepped up to resist tyranny.

NEW: Nicolás Maduro to return in Avengers: Doomsday www.duffelblog.com/nicolas-madu...

Retirement observations.

NEW: Trump adds his own name to Vietnam Memorial www.duffelblog.com/trump-adds-h...

The only thing we should be hearing from the animation is “Every loss of life is tragic and our prayers are with the family. This incident will be thoroughly investigated and we will provide full transparency. We refrain from further comment until the investigation is complete.”

Jesus. This is disturbing even by Florida standards. www.miamiherald.com/news/local/c...

It’s fucking simple. Diplomats and government representatives can make their case to the people of Greenland and Denmark. If they agree to cede Greenland to the U.S., we’re good. If not, we fuck off. Why is this even a conversation?

Chuck Schumer will not allow this aggression to stand without a VERY strongly worded letter !

“We are making the decision on who is going to win Venezuela’s upcoming free and fair elections.”

I’m old enough to remember when we installed dictators in Latin America and started wars for oil without telling everyone.

#FeelGoodFriday #FridayMotivation #writing writingforwellbeing.co.uk

A glaring omission from my 2025 reading list is a book I’m currently reading - Alien: The Cold Forge by @alexwhite.bsky.social. After being told it was “arguably the best-written Alien novel. Makes corporate evil scarier than the Xenomorph itself,” it became a must read. It delivers.

Whether it’s reading, listening, or watching, enjoy some science fiction today. Happy Birthday, Isaac Asimov!

I don’t know. We’ve been absolutely crushing refine change this century. The Venezuelans will welcome us as liberators.

Since we’re renaming things…

First book of 2026 is The Buffalo Hunter Hunter by @sgj.bsky.social. I have no regrets about this decision.

Stuff I read this year - The Kindle and audiobook edition.

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit… Rest in Peace, Isiah.

Tonight’s film selection.

My fiancée definitely understands my reading needs for 2026. The Kingdom of Ice by Hampton Sides, The Wager by @davidgrann.bsky.social, and Hue 1968 by @markbowden.bsky.social. I’m psyched for these stories.

Today’s Christmas movie. 🍿 🎄 I have no regrets. This film was exceptional.

“In America, you no longer have to apologize for using your couch as a fleshlight.” - JD Vance (probably)

I don’t know what I’m going to do with all this free time I used to use apologizing for being white.

It’s a shame we don’t believe our intelligence professionals. This seems like good information to have. www.reuters.com/world/europe...

Happy Epstein Files Eve to those who observe!

I don’t care what anybody says - this was the movie.

I wonder what bothers me more - that we have a government being run by middle school edgelords with zero decorum or professionalism or that they’re just this ridiculously unfunny. Seriously, these are the kind of people who still tell Monica Lewinsky jokes and do loud Borat impressions.

NEW: Hegseth says he supports contributions of ‘colored troops and broads’

This is an American patriot.

All the JAG lawyers Hegseth fired should start a podcast about legal issues in the military. They can call it: DEI Told You So.

The LOAC is more what you'd call guidelines than actual rules

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Communities need used-book shops. As the trends in our world are increasingly standardized and entrenched by "predictive" technologies that stifle innovation and reduce human actions into economic categories... We need a full range of possibilities for readers and communities to explore and share.

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Road Trip!!! We took a trip up to New Port Richey to perform stand up last night! Great times. Everyone had top shelf sets!

This has been a wonderful week for memes.

NEW: Pentagon says US has ‘turned a corner’ in War on America