Looks like Santos is coming on. Might help, but I wish he’d replaced JP 10-15 minutes ago. #cfc

I still think Acheampong was most to blame for allowing the goal, but he sure has acquitted himself well outside of that play. #cfc

Estêvão instantly making Chels more dangerous. Really feels like just a matter of time now. #cfc #chesun

What a blown opportunity! Garnacho just failed to look to his right. If he does, it’s a huge chance instead of another fizzled break. Let’s see Neto on the left and bring the kid in! #cfc

Not high xG, but I gotta say, I don’t hate Trev taking that shot. 😱 #cfc

I know the flag went up, but how does João Pedro not shoot that?! #cfc

Josh just standing there, keeping Isador onside, doing absolutely nothing on that goal. Amazing talent, but that’s just awful right there. #cfc #CHESUN

JP passed up a decent shot opportunity to backheel the ball to Caicedo for a shot from distance. Fun and cute, sure, but I wish he’d just shoot it and score. Still, they’re oozing confidence in this first 15 minutes. #CFC #CHESUN

Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop

At your request on the latest @realmsunknown.bsky.social, @tpneenan.bsky.social Full Metal Alchemist: Brotherhood is an ideal entry point. If you’d rather start with a classic, Akira. If you don’t absolutely love those, you just don’t like anime, or you’re being manipulated by a brain parasite.

😜 Todd Boelhy congratulated Jørgensen like the kid was some random intern! Everybody else got a hug! #cfc

Maresca being the one to pull Donnarumma out of the brawl is the best evidence I’ve seen that the rumor of the Big Boy coming to West London might be true. And if so, Sanchez definitely raised his value today. #cfc

I love that Delap came on the field with an obvious hunger. He sure doesn’t seem ready to cede the 9 to JP. #cfc

Wow! Somebody keep a close eye on Mbappé after this game is over, especially if the lead increases and he doesn’t score a consolation goal, which feels entirely likely. Make sure he’s in a safe place. #PSGRM #ClubWorldCup

Now the Bayern fans are booing Donnarumma whenever he touches the ball. As if he was acting maliciously. Just stupid. Blame FIFA for making them play on a dangerous surface. #PSGBAY

My brother and I invented a game and the only person I can think of who might appreciate it as much as we do is @heyskid.bsky.social . It’s called Caron Number. Though it’s competitive, the main goal is to determine how many people from a given city are more famous than Caron Butler.

I’m no PSG fan, but not calling that penalty on Timber is the kind of thing that makes people think the game is rigged. If that’s not a penalty, what is? #ARSPSG

Love seeing Ovi dropped in immediately following the kill with a backup goalie in. Now they gotta get some pressure on guy who wasn’t expecting to play today. #ALLCAPS

@maxrushden.bsky.social Please tell me you’re going to get @larssivertsen.bsky.social on @footballweekly.bsky.social to talk about Bodø beating Lazio. Anti fascists around the world are celebrating!

Noni is really having a rollercoaster performance today. Some beautiful play in the attacking third, but he also kept the city goal onside. But that last shot of the half was inches from glory. Without the deflection, I think it was going in. #cfc

I keep thinking about that Palmer chance. He always takes those himself. I think he just wanted to give Jackson a goal but made the decision a hair too late. #cfc

Death, taxes, and Washington always beats the Lions! #HTTC #RaiseHail

Three game goal scoring streak by Jake Vrana?! What is this, 2018?! 😁 #AllCAPS

Well, shit. #CPFC

Two teams I love trying to close out games simultaneously makes maximum stress watching. #RaiseHail #CFC

Nico! Amazing what can happen when the comes from inside the box instead of out! #CFC

Really wanna see Daniels lead another closeout drive for a TD. I love going for the homerun pass, but they can put this game away with a long possession. Gotta stop letting opponents back in the game in the second half! #RaiseHail

Both men’s and women’s teams have played thrilling matches today, but I feel both should feel lucky their opponents did a terrible job finishing really big chances. Gotta cut out the unforced errors, especially from poor passes from goal. #cfc #cfcw

Chelsea looking a bit ragged coming out of the international break. Ramirez on the bench makes sense following travel from Colombia, but why is Baltimore not in the squad? I didn’t see any reports of injury. #CFCW

Can’t help but feel Palace deserved three points today, which is certainly a good feeling after the way this season started. #CPFC

Sometimes it’s not all Nketiah’s fault. He was making a lovely run after the city corner and Devenny just didn’t look up. #CPFC

LACROIX! #CPFC

Saw this in the wild today. If you have to eat people, eat your friends, I guess?