We snackin' Detroit-style tonight. 🧀

Going through old image dump folders on a backup drive, and stumbled across what "Operation Epic Fury" reminded me of. This is from 2002...

My favorite call-out on this bus route is "Next stop, transfer to Earth".

Customer was buying a blender that I said looked like some kind of robot thing, and we on the spot created the "Mighty Margarita Power Rangers". 👐🏻 LIME! 👐🏻 ORANGE! 👐🏻 ICE! 👐🏿 TEQUILA! 👐 SALT!

Been struggling with the algorithm on other platforms and on here because my posts don't get much engagement, I hate asking for help but it would be super appreciated if anyone could spread the word about this record or just leave some feedback on it. ❤️ bandittheraccoon.bandcamp.com/album/solsti...

Anyone else's brain generate Winamp visuals on the fly whilst listening to trance, or just mine? I swear strongest thing I've had today was raspberry iced tea.

"Skita i det blå skåpet" on Swedish Wikipedia sv.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skita_i...

People fail to mention that getting used to a nose ring is mostly feeling like you've got a dripping nose all day.

My bathroom is bigger than this, and I live in an RV.

There's a town north of Scottsdale called Troon. Kinda wanted to get some of their swag to wear ironically, but it's all like white people golf outfit stuff.

Of course I'm it's what I'm drinking with this mug.

Not sure how this ended up on the side of the road, but it's my mouse pad now.

I'd wonder what goes through the mind of someone who hears the "next stop is the last stop" announcement on the bus and still pulls the stop request cord. As the dude smells like he's running a grow op in his backpack, I'm guessing a metric fuckton of THC. 😵‍💫

Customer: "How do you stay calm when it's so busy?" Me: "A steady diet of Korn." Cu: "Corn? Like in a can?" Me: "No, in my ear." Cu: "You ate an ear of corn?" Me: *points at earbud* Cu: "ohhhhh, that kind of Korn..." 😅

If you're having trouble seeing what you're saying, maybe you need this guy.

Happy Saint Patrick's Day! 🍀🇮🇪💚🚃 youtu.be/Zh3Maf1bFpQ

“The poop comes out your butt” to tune of “the freaks come out at night” is how I encourage my dog

The secret to perfect spaghetti: Place spaghetti in large box. Close box, hurl down one or two flights of stairs for three minutes. Your spaghetti will be ready when it's all denty. 🍝

Me, a totally mature and sensible adult, singing the chorus of the Beastie Boys' "Root Down" to one of the neighbor's cats, but replacing the words with "Poop Fart". Because it just made a very stinky poo by their fence, and "Smelly Cat" is too cliché.

Trying to clean my plane's conveyor, and this lady plops all her stuff down on the still wet belt, then complains it got wet. So I bagged her bread and chips with her dryer sheets. Enjoy Snuggle-flavor toast, you pinecone. 😈

Everybody's got a bomb We could all die any day, oh But before I'll let that happen I'll dance my life away Oh They say 2000, zero-zero, party over, oops, out of time (We're runnin' outta time) So tonight, I'm gonna party like it's 1999

Lady was buying a chess set for her grandson yesterday. I said, "Oh, they made a board game based on the musical? Neat!"

I know some aren't ready to transition, and that's okay. But I didn't know there's officially-licensed Nintendo HRT available at Walmart.

🤤 drooling + 👽 alien =

Everyone who works for Flock should be required to have the cameras in their house, with feeds open to the public. After all, we have to ensure their safety, right?

TIL that RV fridges can get very cold, even on a medium setting. My coffee creamer is frozen into a brick, and two of my Pepsis exploded. 🥶 The tech behind how they work is fascinating, tho. youtu.be/9B7XTk0FyCU

When puberty and/or lycanthropy hit.

Finally make it to the new Microcenter, and all their point of sale computers are down. 😅

Fresh out of the shower, I am clean and sleepy. I am cleepy.

While not as cute and fuzzy as products from the Cat Distribution System, the 10mm Socket Distribution System smiled upon me today.

My Googly news notifications have my interests pegged.

This has equal @swiftonsecurity.com and @jitka.bsky.social energy.

😕 confused + 🤔 thinking =

Been there, and nearby Castle Rock.

While I'm sad it seems that the other people camped around me slept through the eclipse, I'm kinda glad that no one came over so I'd have to explain why I was wearing cargo shorts over sweatpants. 😅 Tho it is like 10°C out there right now.

How about a cute, little otter to cleanse your timeline?

People who prioritize protein in their diet above all else should be beaten with a large ham. Especially looking at you people buying that Kardashian popcorn...

Parked up, waiting for tonight's lunar eclipse, and these guys show up for a late lunch. Guess it's okay the generator is being a finicky bitch, otherwise, they'd probably not have come so close with it running.

Not to make anyone more worried about the state of memory prices, but a whole mess of Phoenix FD heavy rescue equipment just got dispatched to the TSMC construction site, with a PIO, too. @azfamily.com

Sir, this is a bus.

"You must construct additional Lunchables."

Blue BMW convertible flew past on the freeway, with the plate "JAA 5EX". If that was assigned randomly, dude won the plate lottery.

At risk of becoming the RV analog to Salem Techsperts' "Greatest Technician That's Ever Lived", I found today the reason no AC electrical was working when I got the generator running, then spending an hour with a 40 year old service manual, was... The main breaker on the generator was off. 🤦🏽‍♀️

Morning drives are always interrupted by asses on the road.

I loathe going there, but Walmart has cheap RV poop tank cleaner juice. They also have M E G A P E E P S

justice for the victims 🔥

Fell asleep whilst eating crackers, somehow managed to set off the can of squeezy cheese, awoke covered in cheese.

Cops are really bad at lying. Woman cited for holding a phone in her right hand while driving, only problem... she doesn't have one. A right hand, that is. https://youtu.be/EJUB8My90ls

Thank goodness for late night Autozones, and saving me from dropping $200 on a new battery when all I needed was a $6 replacement clamp. Note to self: always check the clamps first, dumbass.