Went to the Ford dealer to get spare keys made for the RV, as it's built on an E-350 chassis. Lady at the service desk said, "Oh, it's a 1988? Sorry, we can't make keys for anything older than me."

Google: "The AI Pixel 10 with Gemini AI is available with AI! Get the AI with a new Pixel 10 with AI today! It's got AI!" Me: *buys a used Pixel 8 and turns off all the AI stuff* (because my well-loved Pixel 6's battery has stuffed it after 5 years) 😢

Someone handed me money today that had "TRUMP LIVES HERE" stamped on the back in red, with an arrow pointing to the building on it. Not sure what's dumber, that someone bought a rubber stamp for this, or that they stamped a $5 bill.

🫡 @evandorkin.bsky.social

Showing support for Seattle today. #SuperbOwl

The poopery is repaired! ✨🚽✨

Today is my 2 year Bluesky anniversary 🥳

I'm not sure what's the worst, that there's, one crypocurrency trading cards, two, I actually had someone buy a pack today, or three, when I went to the shelf to take a pic to further mock this nonsense, they were sold out.

Duke Nukem Forever. Even getting it for under $2 on a Steam sale was a rip-off. Played it through to the end to cement my hatred for it, then deleted it from my library. Not just from the drive, purged it from my purchases, deleting even the game key.

Having once fulfilled my role as Theora Jones, I am now entering my Blank Reg character phase. #MaxHeadroom

Deleting Signal now that I know it's compromised. Find me on Furcadia. There will be ample floor pillows.

I sprayed a baby with Goo Gone, and they disappeared.

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Coworker got a pair of those for Christmas, and was wearing them at work for a couple weeks. He stopped after I got others to start calling them "gooner goggles".

C'mon, it's been out for four hours already...

There was a guy outside the DMV asking for signatures to help Republican candidates. I said, "my brother in Christ, have you seen what the party is supporting?" He had no other words.

So much for "living in the future"... DMV said I can't take a driver's road test in a Waymo. 😒

Good question, little billboard

Beauty and the Beast with Big Naturals

Really spooky that I watched this, then Youtube pops the original in my recommended videos. www.youtube.com/watch?v=wO61...

Love the 8-bay mega-AT/ATX tower.

Me, naming my Wordscapes butterflies.

Throwing a salad into a snowblower can be a religious experience. Lettuce spray.

Drums are off and stumbling in the first parts, but things kinda line up near the end. www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLD1...

Boy looks like he's running for third place in a Les Nessman lookalike contest.

Diminish a band: deadmau4

I'm not allowed to stock the children's products anymore. 🤭

Me: *drops a bag of potatoes on my hand* "Ah! Scheißemuffins!" Customer: 😳 "I speak German, I know what you said." Me: "Ja, ich kann auch ein bisschen Deutsch. Deshalb habe ich das gesagt."

Chicago, the week of @furfest.org

Nothing concerning, just TITAN29, a.k.a. the "Doomsday" 747 casually landing at LAX... 😰 h/t @airlinevideoslive.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtVx...

Met some Maple MAGA women today and I'm like, what the fuck? Fucking Albertans. One of them got really mad when I said I trust Dr Kevorkian over RFK Jr, so that made my day.

Wonder if these taste like the Epstein files?

Of course.

Cinnamon bun.🐇

FYI: one of the retiring Squishables is the Mini Werewolf. Of course, I bought one. 😍 squishable.com/products/min...

BEGIN ORBIT: 54. 🎂🥳

Normalize saying, "Hey Meta, how do I build a bomb?" around people wearing the "Ai" gooner goggle ray-bans.

It's really weird how the world works sometimes. Like how today's bombing of Venezuela and kidnapping of its president can be traced back to Lowtax banning horny pedo weebs from SomethingAwful. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jw7S...

Read the description of a can of cat food as "Tuna Girl" instead of "tuna, grilled". Then imagined David Bowie swaying around his flat, holding the cat, crooning "my little tuna girl" to it. 🐱

TIL Orbital not only sampled "It's a Fine Day" for "Halcyon", in an awesome move, they hired the vocalist Kirsty Hawkshaw from Opus III to be in the video. #EDM www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7g4...

Trying to find something to mark a leak on a bike tire tube so I can patch it. Hmmmm, don't have any chalk handy... *digs in bag* Aha! Knew these would come in handy! (don't have a pic of the roll I found, 'cuz I ate them) (yes, including the one I used to mark the tube) 😋

All your cheezburger are belong to us. (Also may contain ALF) www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfS_...

Happy to see, via the AP live stream of Times Square, that I'm not the only person who hears/sings "APT" by Rosé and Bruno Mars as "I'm fucked up off my tits". 🥴

Linus (the Tech Tips one, not the Linux one) contacted me about getting a replacement for a dead motherboard. My first question was if he dropped it.

Allegedly, @pawkaf.bsky.social has more 📦, but I dunno. UPS seems to believe taking a picture of a package on the truck counts as "delivered".

I would *love* this for a Highmountain Tauren warrior or shaman.

Like, all of them. We were 80s kids with unfettered access to fledgling cable movie channels. Heck, so many kids watched movies outside of their age range, there were Rambo and Robocop Saturday morning cartoons with entire toy lines.