I could use some head and chinese takeout tbh

Its 5am and I need a baconator and a pawjob

what type of friend you are?

So, the way this works is they can now sign their own warrants, as I'm hearing it explained to me by someone more legally in-the-know. Remember that you have a right to say NOTHING if ICE comes to your home. Give them no reason- don't answer questions- they can warp into cause.

My cock and ass are gatekept by having to listen to me yap about really old video game metas

Sorry I cant be around today, I'm too busy being performatively masculine to my partner in an act of defiance.

When I get a drawing tablet and time to practice, everyone will learn very quickly how normal I am about my fetishes.

Feeding my boyfriend dumb horny ideas while he learns to draw. Makes me realize how one note i am when I'm horny x3

One out of 12 rams is uninterested in females. Deemed “non-procreative" by farmers, they're typically sent to slaughter. German farmer Michael Stücke rescues the gay rams. His company Rainbow Wool, sells fabulous wool products from his flock of gay sheep. rainbow-wool.com

Big fan of sexual characteristics that make fursona species unique...like mice and rats and tanukis having fat balls, kitties have barbs, and roos have cool upside down cocks. Pic semi-related but just so I can mark this as adult.

I need to learn to draw so badly. Not so I can stop comming artists, but so I can make dumb art. I wish to shitpost.

Bigger...

Imagine someone's surprise when its their first time with a fossa. They see a knot escape the sheath and assume thats it like with a canine, and that wasnt even halfway hard as more and more continues to free itself into the open air...

Since this is my ad, can I post my spicey gaming takes that arent safe for main? Like some crazy takes that my normal audience might find scandalous? I dont like tag fighters beyond casual play and the riot one makes me feel isolated from the modern fgc.

I wanna get ravaged by female yeens

Thinking about hyena pseudocock again...

A tailor lemur takes measurements to create a new suit tailored to his customer. 🧵✂️🪡 Artwork for Djoona 🐒✨

Reward for Voss

Getting my leash tugged by @sylasfossa.bsky.social, such a good werewolf handler 🥴 🎨: @crito.bsky.social #nsfw #furryart

Such a good boy~

But they're still bottoms send tweet

Absurdly hung vulperas send tweet

Anyone else also thirsty? 🐯💦

Vask, my D&D lizardfolk character !

Chrimbus Sack ~ Gift for Jon 💚

Bro 😳 Mystery box YCH for Ferik

I need to get a com of Sylas yapping to a friend about pokemon, and that friend pretending to listen while thinking something along the lines of "he probably has a massive dick."

Switch 1 it took roughly 10 minutes to EV train attack without Mochis. Switch 2 took me about 10 minutes while stopping to text to train attack and some speed...again, while taking frequent breaks to text my boyfriend...

I got a switch 2 and EV training is like 4x faster because more pokemon spawn in so I see the pokemon I need way more often Strong woman is almost fully EV trained in attack and about to do her speed EVs in the time it took me to just get half my health EVs.

She officially has max hp EVs. Attack EVs next so she can crush my head with her thighs.

I made sure my competitively trained Incineroar is female. I love me some strong women 🥴

(pointing to my vulpera) he's small for an amazing reason!

Overdid it... again. arch (c) @thekoboldking.bsky.social

Hiiiiiii! Cute doodle by @thekoboldking.bsky.social!

Grab a fossa between the knots

I'm a sucker for excessive amounts of cum in nsfw furry stuff and I can't lie, even if the character isn't hyper.

bad student... #furryart

They gonna have much fun~ Done for @moonybirb.bsky.social thank you~ #NSFW #OC #Original_Character #Dracthyr #Foursome

My friend group tbh

jerking off with friends to share a mutual bonding experience >..>

Getting that good scratch right in the ear 🎨 - @zephyxus.bsky.social

*Rui kicks up his feet onto his bar table, he lets his nuts hang.. he beckons you closer, then speaks softly into your ears..* Make your offering ♡.. #nsfw

They got stuck in each others' sheaths smh my head :/ ✦ #furryart #peeing #piss #watersports ✦

Our 4 years together 🩷🦊

40. Small dicks are hot and I wish there was more art of them! Especially more embarrassed content that isn't being too mean about it loll, I wish more was like how people treat huge dicks instead

It's the first time for one of them.

A fun one for Nut November!