Been awhile since I've been in Austin, high 70s and sweating like a pig. I am truly a weak Californian now.

Florence + Machine in Portland was amazing. PDX whoa have you changed, great upgrade.

Advocating at the Transfer Authority of Marin with the Chileno Valley Newt Brigade for newt safe passages.

Can Check.

Auckland is a culture shock after three days in Northland.

Rode in a BYD in NZ, the US is really losing the budget EV race.

About to embark on a 13 hour flight. Downloading a mess of things.

Salamanders, slugs, millipedes… Our deck is a minefield of critters in the rainy season. We have to use flashlights at night to avoid them. I made some signs to remind us & our visitors. 😁 (click thru ⬇️ to see @schofield.bsky.social’s pic of a big ol’ Arboreal Salamander!)

At least a dozen Slender Salamanders on our deck, and one baby Arboreal. The deck is lava in the rain.

Unexpected Slender man under the grill cover.

We have a lot of Banana Slugs around and I stepped on one I know walking out the back door. Going to fuck with me for an eternity.

Going to New Zealand soon, ridculously excited about driving renting a Suzuki Jimny.

@apesofthestate was fucking rad. The whole show was great, Noogy and Larry the Cable Guy Backshot were killer too.

@lambrinigirls.bsky.social continue to blow me away when I see them. The crowd is so fucking good every time we see them in San Francisco.

Sacremento is the Austin of California. They're both capitals and ungodly hot, also other stuff.

Lttle Fluffy Clouds...

I fucking love fog season. Best Bay.

Life goal of seeing Deltron 3030 achieved. They ended with Clint Eastwood, crowd went NUTS. Thanks @delhiero.bsky.social, can't wait to hear more of the new album.

Hard to boycott In-N-Out when you never go.

Go Betty Go show tomorrow. Punk bands don't give a fuck about weekends. 👌

Some California Quail from Abbotts Lagoon last Sunday.

Went to Davis for Rocky Horror. Fucking hell it was hot up there.

@lambrinigirls.bsky.social slayed at Rickshaw stop.

Got some Birria from a friend. 🔥

Amity means friendship.

Dreaming about Danish hot dogs.

My piece for the BYOB last night. I call it: Is this art?

You love to see it.

Deltron 3030 tickets sold out in less than 15 minutes. Fucking bots are the best scalpers.

Doing an art thing Thursday at Gray Area.

Doing an art thing Thursday at Gray Area.

California Sonics really need cheddar bites.

My fucks tank is empty. My field of fucks is barren. My cup of fucks runneth over.

Not scared saying I told you so at a company with a 80+ billion dollar market cap.

Still fucking love San Francisco.

I never post, or reply, on LinkedIn. Than this Ghibli shit happened. I knew we were fucked, but the tech fucks don't get it at all.

Hotboys > Dave's

That's just, like, your opinion, man.

@fungallove.bsky.social is dope, got me this.

I don't mind being advertised to when it's about Princess Mononoke in IMAX. Date night ahead.

like we aren't talking about a razor-sharp investigative reporter with a background in cryptography and red team kinda shit. we are talking Jeffrey Goldberg, a guy who would probably describe his own investigative skills as "ok I guess"

So was Fauna mostly what Manhattan looked like? Asking the old Twitter folk.. @jmhodges.bsky.social or @cara.city

Allen's are back! Just had a stare down.

KWMR is such a fucking gem. Wish most all y'all didn't have to stream it.

I'll never forget when my CEO wanted to get the fuck off GoDaddy as our registrar cause their CEO was a fuck shit. I miss that job.

Lines at Ain't Normal on the weekends are getting crazy.

So I did it - I finally joined the Chileno Valley Newt Brigade! Volunteers like me spend one evening a week during the rainy season patrolling a segment of Chileno Valley Road, helping California and Rough-skinned Newts safely cross the road to & from Laguna Lake. www.chilenovalleynewtbrigade.org

LinkedIn comment takes are just getting so fucking unhinged.

All my restaurant friends are still clowning on me for chicken/katsu frying Wagyu, fuck y'all. (they just don't get it)