First calf of the year arrived. He was on his feet in about 30 seconds and his Mam looked as shocked as I was. 😂 Number 2 arrived 30 minutes later.

Getting him a selfie stick was my best idea yet.

Mid nineties Civic hatches are a high water mark for human expression.

Owned this lil nugget for 26 years. 26 years of punishment, and all it ever did was ask for more. It was my first junior rallycross car, and my entryway into most forms of motorsport thereafter, but it's time for someone else to make some great memories in it now. o7

Me, selling "cheap ram" online. You, after recieving your ram.

Today's Irish weather forecast started with yer man going "Here's a picture of a blue sky... because you won't be seeing one any time soon." lol

Man, I'm glad we have indie devs making cool throwback racers. This has Sega rally vibes, but maybe not as flashy. Good campaign, and license tests for the sickos. Plays well, a little simplistic mechanically but very fun. Looks great, sounds...okay. (On sale on PS5 for another few hours)

If I was gen alpha instead of millennial, I would've gone 0.001 faster.

Men only want one thing, and it's for someone to comment on our old tools, so we can say "God, I must have that 20 years, AND it only cost me a tenner!!!"

True story.

Leon... in a Porsche? Feck outta here. That man drives a 1994 Ford Taurus and you can't convince me otherwise. Immersion ruined!

"In Resident Evil Requiem, zombies will continue to carry out tasks from their previous life." Glad this wasn't my doctor.

4 days of power washing off the 4 decades worth of limewash on my milking parlour walls. I hate limewash. I hate limestone. I hate Mother Earth for spawning this accursed stone! Should look nice when painted at least. Fecking well better lol.

Best bookmark you'll make all year.

My top ten games for the year. (One of the harder lists to make, given how little I played lol) 1: Expedition 33 2: Silent Hill F 3: Arc Raiders 4: Spilt Fiction 5: Shinobi 6: Oblivion Remake 7: Atomfall 8: Pirate Yakuza 9: Avowed 10: Blue Prince

Here's everything I played this year. Lowest amount of games I've played/beaten since 2012, which was the year after I'd messed up my hand.

Glad to see the back of 2025. Been looking after my parents throughout most of it (they're mostly better,) while also keeping the farm going alone. Extra work to cover medical bills, and raising capital to make the farm more manageable for one person (got there, just.) A quite 2026 would be nice.

Take the hassle out of changing your kid's bed sheets by blowing a bale of straw into their room.

Crazy how cheese is so good, we just decided plates weren't doing it justice.

With no field work atm, "last throw" means nothing to him anymore. 😮‍💨

Caught him red handed sleeping on the job, and all HR had to say was "awww." 😤

Woah! It's like Silent Hill here today! No, seriously. I had to run over several homicidal nurses. There are wheelchairs everywhere, and I had to do a piano puzzle to start the milking machine. Please help me!

Mad seeing such a clean sweep at the game awards, but well deserved, as Exp 33 really was just miles and miles ahead of anything else this year.

Leon looks like he just finished RE6 solo.

Everybody is getting wrap ups, and here I am, wrapless. Devistating.

Help me out, would Sonic Crossworlds be a pretty safe bet for a 10/11yo getting a PS5? Or, would Lego Party be a better option? I already told the parents to get Astro bot, so I was thinking something with multiplayer for him and his younger sister.

This. Exactly this. Make it optional. That's all you need to do, instead of forcing on it on everyone.

It's rare I get into multiplayer games. I normally actively dislike looter shooters, and basically never bothered with an extraction shooter... BUT, I can not stop playing Arc Raiders. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go find a cat bed for my rooster. You heard me!

This is why farmers get mad when people don't close the gates they open. There goes my whole afternoon. 😤

Saw this Cyrisler listed, and had flashbacks to doing these shitty Bentley "conversions." They weren't even close. 😂 Remember a customer fawning over his, and asking me what I thought, to which I replied "it looks like a Cryisler with a cheap plastic grill fitted." Didn't go down well. 😂

Just FYI, you can turn off the black bars that appear whilst on horseback in Ghost of Yotei by pressing R3. Spent too much time looking for it the options. 😆

You know you're looking at a quality car when the advert ends with "will swap for PS5."

Fair play to yer man that named these a Nine Hole Bar. Nailed it tbf.

New shoes, new glasses, new hat, and a bit of bling, all in one week. I know, I know. I spoil her, but she's worth it.

I presume he's gonna grow into these eyebrows? 😂

Calves enjoying some treats. Dude not the left does not believe in chewing. 😂

Don't know where they're going, but I want in.

Pov: You're a farmer, playing Oblivion as a mage. Running around with a magic wand, talking to cat people, but then you see round bales during medieval times and think "Bullshit! No way they had that tech."

Long before there were grass tedders, farmers used Riverdance to spread out the grass.

The need to ban playing the bee gees during milking time. It's taking forever when I have to strut up and down the parlour.

The best thing about having loads of contract jobs on at the moment is that I'm finally getting paid for the work I did last year. 💀

This one's for you @tolkoto.com

This video is not actually sped up. It's just that Macklemore came on the radio. 🤷

I've never seen calves less excited about getting out to grass for the first time. Some chance of going viral with this lot. 😂

Marshmallow harvest is in full swing. Light and fluffy me arse. 😄

What servicing a 100 year old oven looks like.

Just had the most terrible experience trying to return a faulty thesaurus, which contained no synonyms for "terrible." Won't be shopping there again, just terrible service.

This guy can recognize, sort, and move 3 bullocks out of a herd of cows, but can't recognize he's thirsty without a reminder. 😂

Every morning and evening, this robin comes and steals one flake. I put some on the ground and nope, ignores it, so I know he's doing it purely for the thrill.

Suddenly feeling better about my attempts at online dating.