So uh I’m not begging for attention or anything at all but…… My mental health took a nose dive and I’m running out of ledges to grasp. Idk when but I feel a dark cloud getting closer and idk if I can outrun it this time

Ayyyy it’s my 30th birthday today let’s gooo

Ok genuine question for people who watch streamers What makes you keep coming back to their channel? I’m trying to find out what I’m doing wrong as I’m clearly the issue with my streams slow decline. I can’t for the life of me figure out why though.

Honestly if anyone starts calling me unc im just gonna block you

SHUT UP ITS LAUFEY DAY

Uh Is this thing on? Hi…it’s a-uh, it’s been a while are you ok?

Ok so since the Nikke collab with #StellarBlade I have been challenging my friends to find Doro and I wonder if anyone in the Stellar Blade community can find her. She is definitely in this image. Good Luck.

Fuck it drop me some black pink songs

Everyone shut up New Tyler

I just had a baby on the tram john cena me Shit was just too funny

So I turn 30 this year Yeah ik I’m old af but still big bro (not unc status yet) Anyways if you ever worry about your age just remember things take time My life is not where I planned it to be when I was younger. There’s shit I’ve not completed yet either and I just gotta remember this….

So lemme take you back to 2013 for a second I just finished sixth form and turned 18. Had an argument with my dad where I moved to my grandmas house for a year I got a job at minimum wage Linked up with my cousin who was a roadman at the time. He put me on to the life

New banger let’s gooo

K-pop demon hunters is such a good film btw everything about it was just peak

GUYS SHUT UP WE GET DAN DA DAN SEASON 2 IN 2 DAYS

Time for the first day of my new job

Day1️⃣ of this weekend's stream will be a maximum of 2.5 hours due to my monthly hospital visit🏥🙏 Instead, I'll have Eve jump a lot👀 1️⃣ #StellarBlade 2️⃣ #CotW PDT 1️⃣27 at 4pm 2️⃣28 at 4pm 🇬🇧BST 1️⃣28 at midnight 2️⃣29 at midnight 🇯🇵JST 1️⃣28 at 8am 2️⃣29 at 8am www.twitch.tv/sorana_xxxx

Just finished my last day in this dead job wooooo

“Your mother sucks cock through a straw” @gerudoeli.co.uk 2025

Not a lot of films make me want to cry but straight outta Compton just hits me differently when eazy-e is laid up in that hospital bed

I’m happy to have the freedom I have today but I don’t want to forget the struggles of my ancestors.

So currently it’s 15° and this is what I wear to work normally (Hoodie, jumper, polo shirt)when I’m in office I’ve just been asked “are you not hot” like bro no this is normal to me

Why do people insist on taking off their sandals on public transport, that shit will forever be nasty to me like please keep them on. Plus what if someone just randomly steals it and you don’t know, what you gonna do walk home with one sandal?

Weather is pretty good guess I’ll vibe with some #LuckyKilimanjaro

Sometimes I sit in silence and think “fuck I’m 29 years old” that’s 10,592 days. I also think about all the versions of me that have come and gone and wonder which version of Eli made the person reading this want to be my friend and continue that friendship and much version of me made you hate me

A new camera rig called the Halo was invented for #Sinners 🎥 • Has 10–12 cameras that wrap around an actor's face • Data was then used to put Michael B. Jordan's face on the stunt double • Used in ~50% of scenes where both twins show up

Rumour: The Search For The Zelda Movie's Link & Zelda Has Begun, Apparently Seeking Actors 16-23.

Just started watching Peacemaker and the intro made me audibly laugh

Uh so I somehow stumbled into do a full Arkham series playthrough lol might be finishing Arkham city on stream tonight and then start Arkham knight like straight after 🤣

i feel like the channels i frequent on youtube are becoming very similar with content, like they cover what youtubers/streamers are doing and im ngl im kinda bored of it now. Like it genuinely feels like brainrot/nonsense to me. I think my slop-tuber phase is coming to a close.

xbox really said heres a massive build up for black ops 7

Solo Levelling arise overdrive looks lit

Beast of Reincarnation looks sick, i didnt know Game Freak had it in them

that new Ninja Gaiden thooo

Xbox game show presents: The Blood of Dawnwalker me: so Blade?

Sup chat we are live with #BatmanArkhamOrigins doing post game and DLC over on tiktok and twitch www.tiktok.com/@gerudoeli/l... www.twitch.tv/gerudoeli

RESIDENT EVIL REQUIEM! Coming February 27th 2026!!

First look at ‘Resident Evil Requiem’ Releasing February 27, 2026

#SummerGamesFest highlights for me: Resident Evil 9 Wuchang: Fallen Feathers Wu-Tang: Rise of the Deciever Sonic Racing: Crossworlds

For the past hour at work I’ve been trying to call in sick as I don’t feel too good at all and manager is ignoring me Thank fuck I’m leaving this shit Jon on 23/06

im so happy to have pre-ordered #StellarBlade on PC the demo looks so clean

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So back before Easter my tubbz ducks got delivered and they haven’t left the delivery box yet because I have nowhere to put them yet 🙃

Heh could we get to 700

They probably did it in 2 hours and spent 70 gooning

Ok chat sit with me for a sec. What was it like when you first fell in love? For me it was exciting and scary. I felt like I was floating and falling all at once but all in all I felt overwhelmed with happiness. I know I was young but I still remember those feelings as they’re apart of me.

Introducing the new eevee pancake

Chat I forgot about Hunter X Hunter: Nen X Impact I played the demo last night and ngl it’s heat. I will be buying it and I will be playing Killua, Gon, Hisoka as my stack