I don’t mean to sound hyperbolic, but this is the best art I’ve seen in my life.

I love my gay anarchist son.

post u at ur dykiest I always look like a dyke? So, I dunno… here is me trying to take thirst traps after doing some yard maintenance jobs for my mother-in-law.

This is what I’ve been saying!

go pee in the woods!!

I love these two so much.

Wow. I just got asked to stand up by a coworker, and it was so that some interstate visitor could gawk at how tall I am? And they kept calling me “mate” and “man” and it felt like absolute shit.

i love my gay ass wife

This is a service I happily offer to any girl <193cm.

😮‍💨

This gig is on my birthday and I have plans that night so I *once again* will miss a Dilators debut, but YOU should absolutely go see them.

Today is the day I am getting my name legally changed to Lain. (Also officially getting my sex acknowledged as “amazing, powerful, tender, sensual” (or “female” if they won’t accept the first one.))

Wife just said: “taking a bunch of ketamine and going to the no-loads-refused cum dump orgy IS more antifascist than ‘living beautifully’”

A loving tribute to butch girls with tools who know how to use them.

I’m here drawing Family Circus ass puppygirl piss comics and Yaster is out there drawing 90s Vertigo horror comic yuri monsterfucking masterpieces.

This was incredible. Yaster is such a brilliant artist. The way the heat and steam and fluids are all illustrated here is so phenomenal. I love it. Go read.

I do SFW too.

sounds like someone needs to learn how to appreciate her wall of girldicks!

I need to learn how to use lists so when I open the app to show someone something it doesn’t just load a wall of girldicks immediately.

Happy Birthday Mia!!! 🎂4🐶

I just read Rose’s Samples by @funkybun.bsky.social and my review is “hell yeah” and “god I wish that were me”

First drawing of 2026!! Enjoy!!

Today is my two year HRT anniversary! I’m pretty happy about all the changes so far: 1. Fat moving to ass/hips 2. Less body hair 3. Softer skin 4. Shrinkage 5. Increased urge to be cream-pied by clown girls while wearing a dog collar and leash

A friend recommended I read all the zines I can by @yaster.neocities.org and I have just read Girl Stuff vol 1 + 1.11, vol 2, Girl Smell, and Chaser and I feel I must purchase these as material objects to hold in my filthy little hands (actually very clean) Thank you anonymous friend!!

Tomorrow is my 2 year HRT anniversary, and I’m going to a lesbian bar to celebrate! Do I dare wear my collar and puppy ears?

Happy New Year! My resolution this year is to get pissed on by my wife. (Pretty low goalpost but this will give me an easy sense of achievement and I’ll also get pissed on.)

Showing up to the puppygirl halloween party like

A friend asked me to draw a ponygirl and I got really hung up on how tall they would be, so I drew the meme.

You CAN’t beER serious! (I keep drawing dumb shit :3 sorry)

I hope my art makes it clear that I am extremely normal about puppygirls.

Puppygirls taking a moment to clean up after all the piss content lately.

CW pissplay / puppygirl / bondage / gaming

Puppygirl breakfast of questionable nutritional value.

It’s very funny that anything labelled adult content gets blocked here now, so I need to use a VPN just to view content I should be able to see due to my settings on this dumb app. Anyway CW: puppygirl pissing.

CW I drew some puppygirl piss play smut and posted it to a NSFW discord server and everyone liked the puppygirls and complimented my abilities but were very polite about their distaste for piss. (If you also don’t like piss, I suggest imagining it’s apple juice or Irn-Bru or something.)

Did you know that 6 members of the original 90210 cast voiced characters for the 1993 cartoon series Biker Mice from Mars? (I don’t know what to do with this information)

Look at this comfy boy

me sitting up / me laying down

I just think it would be cool if organisers of events involving trans folks would be more thoughtful about sending mass emails, maybe don’t expose all the recipients email addresses coz there might be deadnames listed.

One week until @heathervomitinggod.live hits meanjin! (big up the dogme massive)

I think in person people aren’t so much intimidated by me but are warded off by my looming height and off-putting aura. Maybe 4? Online my tendency to overshare reduces this to 1 because everyone is exposed to the reality that I’m incredibly lame.

Sung to the tune of 5 Seconds of Summer’s She Looks So Perfect: “Your semen stains the mountain tops” 🎤 🎶

Keep a squeegee in your shower and get all the water off any hard surfaces before you exit so you don’t have to clean it as often and avoid mould.

Gyaru Gore Gal inspired by Meanjin noise priestesses Gorgina (who I don’t think are on bluesky?)

Gyaru Gore Gals

Note: I don’t really do “commissions” in the sense that I don’t want just anyone to pay me to do work for them, but I do love doing art for people I like and respect, because I like and respect them. So I guess if you want to work with me, yell out and you can find out if I like and respect you lol.

I did a little portrait of @heathervomitinggod.live because I am so happy that she is playing here twice this month and wanted to express my joy and appreciation lol (sincere)