#FPL We're so ready for this redemption arc

Ivan Juric leaving Southampton, who are about to have their post nut relegation clarity boost. Here we go. #FPL

Locked and loaded. Tried to cover bases for doubles and to be in a position for an effective bench boost. No Gvardiol makes me nervous. #FPL

#FPL left or right?

A bunch of #NUFC YouTubers actively promoting Saudi Arabia and encouraging people to book holidays there, after obviously being paid to do it. Absolute shameless rats, every single one of them.

I have one final conundrum to sort since settling on Marmoush instead of Haaland. Bruno Fernandes vs Bukayo Saka Eberechi Eze vs Ismaila Sarr Any suggestions? #FPL

#FPL We're back! It's Wildcard time at last. Haaland injury means I'm tinkering the initial plan, dropping to Marmoush giving me £8m to play about with. £3.4m still itb, keeps a route to Saka. I feel a little uneasy being on one Arsenal and one Liverpool and it's a benching headache. BB ready.

Who’s that team we call United! Who’s that team we all adore! #NUFC

Newcastle United FC, EFL Cup CHAMPIONS #NUFC

Buses arrived as everyone scrambled for a vantage point! #NUFC

Sandro ole ole ole 🇮🇹 Sandro absolutely LOVED the serenade he was getting from the crowd #NUFC

#NUFC England’s future fullbacks are well taken care of with these two 🖤🤍

Not sure if there’s still much of an #NUFC contingent on here, but what a day that was. Be dumping plenty photos tomorrow if anyone’s interested from my photography efforts today.

Current wildcard draft for #GW30 - Benching headache but prepping for the bench boost in amongst the doubles. Free hit still available. Any notes? #FPL Merino, Cucurella, Jimenez, Evanilson all on the fringe of coming in too.

Debating between WC30/WC31 and honestly it’s gonna take me two weeks to decide. Season is as dead as a dodo with best part of 100 points to make up in mini leagues. Could honestly go gung ho without Salah. #FPL

#FPL GW25 🔐 Aggressively taking hits to attack the week and prepare for the blank so I can keep the FH for later. Eze > Bowen Watkins > Cunha Glasner > Postecoglu Salah 🧢 Ready for midweek tears. Lack of Chelsea and Man Utd assets is scaring me.

#FPL gamble galore this week. Emery > Glasner Gakpo > Wissa Rogers > Gakpo Isak 🧢 Banking on an Everton win and clean sheet, -4 again prepping for GW29. Gordon/Eze call was tough. Ange or Pereira next week will be the big call, along with Watkins to Cunha.

Harvey Barnes is back with the squad tomorrow which is great news for some much needed depth on the bench #NUFC

#FPL Palmer > Rashford Joao Pedro > Watkins AM = Emery -4. Salah Captain. Do we think Rashford or Malen see more minutes? Leaning a little to Malen as Rashford hasn’t played for a good while.

INTO THEMMMMMMM #NUFC

#FPL 🔒 No chips for me, feels like an awkward double for Liverpool, gambling on Gakpo and hoping for a Salah blank for the many on TC. Horrible week to pick from. Pickford, Tarkowski, Gakpo IN Sels, Robinson, Wood OUT 3FT used.

Manchester City’s next three is Newcastle, Arsenal, Liverpool. All above them in the league, City have looked better here, and always seem to look better in the big games Pep Guardiola assistant manager chip anyone? 👀 #fpl

I’ll own Haaland by GW27, I’d be pulling the trigger now if it wasn’t for the Liverpool double. Could back heavily on Everton, bring Pickford, Outtara, Haaland and Mykolenko for Verbruggen, TAA, Palmer and Joao Pedro 👀 #FPL

What a mural in Percy Main! #NUFC

#FPL 🔒 Gamble on Palmer but I think we’ll see a positive reaction from City, probably look to sell soon. Rolled transfer to 4 FT next week to start making changes. Robinson the biggest headache, Man United shape will allow for plenty opportunities out wide and a lot of crosses. Salah 🧢

Randomly gained over 100 new followers just today, where on earth they all coming from 😂

No thank you

Manchester City's £800m revenue vs our recently achieved £250m is the difference sadly. Horse has bolted on financial equality. More concerned with the rate Forest are being able to spend following a points deduction, when we narrowly escaped but are left penniless.

Non-Palmer captains, do we want points or a blank here? #FPL

Not a clue what to do with #FPL this week. Benching headache and transfer headaches. Really keen to add either Watkins or Mateta, but would mean selling either TAA or Palmer, fixtures for TAA is too good with the double coming. Probably just roll against since I don't know what to do though.

Currently on a 420k green arrow, meaning 1.2m jump in the space of a week. Palmer could absolutely crucify me though. Gabriel goal/CS would be nice.

#FPL Best defender for under 4.7m to replace Trent so I can fund Joao Pedro to Watkins?

Can't bare Karen Carney. Up there with Rio Ferdinand with the amount of waffle.

Get Tyler Dibling up here as soon as the next window opens. What a footballer he’s going to be.

Miguel Almiron: 185 appearances - 6 assists Averages an assist ever 31 games. THIRTY ONE. Joe Willock - 7 assists in 105 Jacob Murphy - 23 assists in 193 (7 this season alone) Kieran Trippier 17 assists in 84 Miguel Almiron - 12 license points £10m = Steal. #NUFC

It would need to be quite an eyewatering amount. #NUFC

Delighted to see him go, minus his 8 week purple patch I just haven't taken to him at all. Runs plenty but ultimately he's got more points on his license than assists in six years. Shame we didn't cash when we finished 4th for a profit. Isn't a loss to the squad imo #NUFC

Tell you what's going under the radar, while his performances are improving as well, I actually think Bruno Guimaraes is maturing massively. Turning into a very good captain, seems a lot calmer and a lot less erratic than he was earlier in the season. #NUFC

The marauding run where he looked like he just majestically skipped down the right wing before sprinting back to in the ball again. Falling in love like a thirteen year old girl with a PE teacher here.

Not sure about anyone else, but when my cheap defenders are sat on the bench with 8 points, these two are driving me insane at the minute. Trents definitely going this week. #FPL

#FPL hopefully Gabriel gets the assist back or does something between now and full time, but it’s been a mega gameweek this week

9 wins in a row. Newcastle United Football Club, I love you.

Sadly, underlying stats don't take into account the fact he just isn't very good.

Can’t knock the Joelinton assessment that Bromley’s Omar Sowunmi has made 😂 #NUFC

Nottingham Forest aren’t going away. Real deal.

Gallowgate needs to be its own independent, single tier stand. Having it identical would be the worst possible outcome for atmosphere.

Playing as a number 10 behind Paqueta. £4.9m 👀

Does anyone use any apps for reminders? The standard apple one is shite and i'm tired of being an unorganised mess. Looking for a decent app that I can use for reminders/scheduling/calendar

Truthfully, not a clue where to go with this team at the minute. Got one free transfer and thinking of rolling, want Mbuemo, probably for Jota, which means selling TAA for Konate is appealing. Anybody fancy sticking their two pence in? Fancy Forest to do a low block counter job on Liverpool. #FPL