here's this vintage jeopardy clip with ken jennings

The Avs will play in their fourth outdoor game when they visit Utah for the Winter Classic in 2027. They’re 1-2-0.

The Avalanche will finally get to play in a Winter Classic after hosting two Stadium Series games. This means all 32 teams will have participated played in the marquee event.

A perfect example of why these ridiculous AI startups give people the ick. There's so much potential for this technology, but we're still being fed slop. gizmodo.com/legendary-de...

Moneypenny isn't sure what to think of Lego Moneypenny.

Nic Cage really misunderstood the question when someone asked him if he wanted to play Madden.

This halftime show for the Vikings/Lions game is the strangest mix of genres ever. Who's next? The Mighty Mighty Bosstones?

Why hasn't someone created the "Lofi beats to kiss your homies under the mistletoe to" playlist yet?

Remember folks, if you're in front of a mic, assume it's hot.

When you hit someone with the first "See you next year" of the season. #isubsistonadietofpunsanddadjokes

The Scientology commercial during an NHL really threw me for a loop. Is that normal for TNT?

"If you'd like, we can just show you the corgi races for the second half." Do not toy with my emotions like that, Kevin Kugler. @awfulannouncing.bsky.social

Sometimes when I PA, there's a typo in the script and I go into total Ron Burgundy mode. Oops.

My favorite part of the American Revolution documentary by Ken Burns is how they just said "fuck it" and hired the guy who played John Adams in a movie to do his voiceovers.

Ah, Cyber Monday. The day I am reminded of all the mailing lists I don't recall signing up for, which gives me the opportunity to unsubscribe and feel a tiny bit of joy. The inbox purge begins.

Amazing time behind the mic for the first ever @pwhltorrent.bsky.social game! See you all back here on Wednesday.

Weird fact: The first time I was behind the mic for a Kraken game was a 3-0 loss to Minnesota. My first Torrent game I announced? 3-0 loss to Minnesota. Eerie.

@pwhltorrent.bsky.social @nytimes.com Today's Connections knows what's up. 👀👀👀

Still a few tickets left! Help the @pwhltorrent.bsky.social set a record for the home opener on Friday!

New @thepwhl.com drinking game rule: take a drink when the bouncing logo hits the corner during the ad break on YouTube.

Happy @thepwhl.com Opening Weekend to those that celebrate.

Enjoying a @nhlcanucks.bsky.social game before tomorrow's @pwhlgoldeneyes.bsky.social first game ever. The game is sure to be fun, but we all know I'm really here to listen to the legendary Al Murdoch do his thing.

Of course when I try and buy @nhlcanucks.bsky.social tickets while I'm in town, Ticketmaster's website says "nah". Anyone in Vancouver know if I can get tickets at the box office? #canucks

Ticket touts is such a cutesy name for scam artists.

We're deep into November and I'd love to know which NHL teams have you surprised by their current record. Good or bad.

Taking the @amtrak.com for the first time ever in my life today. Initial impressions of the station here in Edmonds, WA: quaint as all get out. The man running the show here is very nice. The model town is just adorable.

Katie Wilson is now over a .5% margin, out of recount land. Bruce Harrell to address the City of Seattle tomorrow.

You may not see me at @pwhltorrent.bsky.social games this season, but you're definitely going to hear me. Excited and honored to be named the first PA announcer for the team!

Denver! TWO games at Ball Arena this season! Be there or be disappointed you missed it.

The PWHL is returning to Ball Arena for two games, one in January and one in March. January 25th will feature Vancouver vs. Seattle, and March 15th will feature New York vs. Minnesota. Ticket presale is Thursday. General on sale is Friday.

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

We need to separate facts from fiction when it comes to what is — and isn't — an electric bicycle.

Pretty sure this is just Yoo-hoo with extra steps.

These. Are. Gorgeous. My wife and I bought ours already. Your turn! shop.thepwhl.com/collections/...

Naylor's cleats have a subtle Washington inspiration. #Mariners

Live look at my inbox as I wake up to an AWS outage and its effects on all the other apps and services my users rely on:

THIRTY-THREE POINTS IN THE FOURTH QUARTER. #GoBroncos #BroncosCountry

Where my brain goes every time the broadcasters say Ernie Clement's name during this Mariners/Blue Jays series... youtu.be/SFwzwSV9yic?...

The Supreme Court is on the verge of gutting the Voting Rights Act's equal opportunity protections for minority voters — 12 years after they first rolled back its safeguards against voter suppression.

Live look at me standing in my living room waiting for the new couch to be delivered that's replacing the cheap one the cats destroyed.

Ah, now there's the Mariners we all know and love.

The Jets really out-Jetsed themselves with that one.

Let's go Broncos.

New song by @theformat.com is exactly what I needed today. open.spotify.com/track/34OEHE...

Suggestion for a new addition to the @apnews.com Stylebook: The word "weird" should never be used to describe artificial intelligence. This is to ensure stories don't unintentionally implicate @alyankovic.bsky.social. "Preternatural AI" - ✅ "Weird AI" - ❌ "Strange AI" - ✅ "Baffling AI" - ✅

Added some @tmbg.bsky.social to my collection. The nice thing about ordering vinyl through the mail is they always arrive in record time.

Nice way to spend a Sunday night. The @seattlekraken.com gave me a busy preseason game with FIVE goals to announce.

Kicking off @seattlekraken.com preseason this Sunday from my favorite seat at @climatepledgearena.com. See you soon, Kraken Crew!

Paul F. Tompkins. The F stands for "burrito Fairy".