JD Vance’s half brother just had his ass handed to him. Well done Cincinnati!

Mikie likes it and New Jersey likes Mikie!!!

I hope someone is writing "12 Hangry Men" about the sandwich guy jury

They called it for Spanberger! Strong work, Virginia!

Chicago! We opened up a late show on the 14th because the 7p sold out so fast! Come play with me at the Annoyance Theater! Ticket link in the comments ❤️🏳️‍🌈

I’m so disgusted by this administration and all the cowards who have the powerful to stop this but refuse to.

Chicago! Tickets went on sale for my Nov 14th show and there are only 39 left at the time of this post! Go get them before they are gone. Small intimate amazing theater. theannoyance.thundertix.com/events/255427

The East Wing.

I am BEYOND thrilled to share that I have been inducted into the iconic #Out100 for 2025! It’s a huge honor to be recognized alongside so many brilliant and inspiring individuals who are shaping our world and advocating for greater inclusivity and diversity. www.out.com/out100/2025/...

What a 🤡🤡🤡 show!

Release the Epstein Files.

I heard Trump tout in 12 different videos that we’ve taken in $17T in his first 8 months. Either he’s the worst business man ever, he’s been lying about money every time his lips move, or this shutdown was never about funding. No need to answer, it’s all three.

The way this made me laugh! 🤣

Portland is an amazing city. Here’s me, @dgcomedy.bsky.social and Andy McCabe at Polaris Hall at what can only be described as an unruly antifa gathering last year.

If you give your kids Tylenol PM, they’ll only have autism at night.

Jesse Watters just called for the bombing of the UN on national television. FCC? Nothing? Crickets? Got it.

Boarding a plane to NY and the old white guy in front of me said to the attendant, ‘I hope there’s not a female pilot’, and I’ve never been more disappointed that the rapture didn’t actually happen.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

I know we keep focusing on Colbert and Kimmel as we should, but we also need to remember there are hundreds of people who work for these shows who also just lost their jobs because of this bullshit, and most of them are probably not millionaires.

All the 2nd Amendment warriors are sure fucking quiet about the 1st right now. I stand with Jimmy Kimmel,

Okay, they caught someone. Now release the full Epstein files.

Donald Trump just announced he won the US Open.

I had a gig the other night and one of the comedians was having an amazing set…until they told a transphobic joke. I watched the crowd immediately turn on them. This was a very straight, cis, older crowd and they weren’t having it. It put some hope back in my chest. ❤️

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The media is failing voters in Texas. They didn’t just make new maps that ‘favor Republicans’, they made new maps without the voice of the voters that further disenfranchise large communities of Black Texans. These are racist maps through and through.

Some fragile men are big mad about male cheerleaders? If there is one super hot male cheerleader amongst a sea of super hot female cheerleaders and your focus for any reason is on the one male? That probably says more about your sexual orientation than his. Just sayin’.

If Donald ‘actually’ won the last election in a ‘landslide’, why would he need to be pressuring so many states to redraw their maps before the midterms? Yes, this is rhetorical. We know why.

I say this with my full chest. Kim Davis is an insufferable cunt. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.

They already gave Maxwell partial immunity before she testified. This coverup is one of the most grotesque things I’ve ever seen in my life. Everyone in every party should be horrified by what this administration is doing to protect pedophiles.

Bondi said she didn’t release the pornography photos to protect the victims. I call bullshit. If she cared about the victims, she would have them testify in front of Congress like many said they would. She didn’t release them to protect the Johns.

Just believe the survivors! We know they were buds. #hallelujah #comedy #parody

This is the photo the WSJ is using in their article about Bondi telling him he’s in the files. It’s giving ‘Grandpa, right this way. We don’t need you anymore’ vibes. Their useful idiot.

Trump went judge shopping in Florida with his ridiculous lawsuit against the Wall Street Journal, hoping to get Aileen Cannon, and instead it landed with a gay Obama appointee. I can’t stop laughing. 🤣🤣🤣

Hey all! San Diego and adjacent! The 7p show on Friday August 15th sold out in 4 days so we released a 9p show! Hope to see you there! This is a small intimate theater so these tickets will go fast. ❤️ ci.ovationtix.com/33385/produc...

I would say it’s probably less of a list and more of an in depth account of names, locations and preferences. And every one of them should rot in prison.

The DOJ says there’s no client list and Epstein wasn’t murdered, which means there’s DEFINITELY a client list and Epstein was murdered.

Our last #pridemonth Gay of the Day is YOU! Who are your everyday heroes!? Our stories matter now more than ever. Drop them in the comments! Teachers, kids, parents, the barista at your fav coffee shop? #lgbtq #lgbt #gay #history #pride #equality #allies

Stop what you’re doing and share this! It’s time for Laverne Cox on the Gay of the Day! Actress, activist and glass ceiling breaker. #lgbtq #pride #lgbt #history #transgender #representationmatters

It’s time for #baseball legend Maybelle Blair on the Gay of the Day! A League of Their Own would not have happened without this hero. She came out when she was 95 years old! #lesbian #lgbtq #pridemonth #pride #history #equality

It’s Ally Fridays on Gay of the Day! Dwyane Wade and Gabrielle Union are showing up, speaking out and championing their daughter Zaya Wade and the trans community every chance they get. They are learning as they go along just like we all are. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️❤️ #pride #lgbtq #lgbtqia

Happy 10 years of Marriage Equality and the Obergefell decision! Our hero on Gay of the Day is the man himself, Jim Obergefell! share his story so the world remembers why we fight for equality in the first place! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈❤️#lgbtq #pridemonth #pride #history #equality

Civil rights hero, activist, priest and gender pioneer! It’s time for Pauli Murray on The Gay of the Day! #pride #pridemonth #lgbt #lgbtqia #gay #history

How long until Qatar asks this clown for their plane back?

NEW: @dgcomedy.bsky.social and I kinda lose our minds today if I’m being honest. Plus, I get to talk with @bbkogan.bsky.social about budget reconciliation, and @annabower.bsky.social joins me for good trouble. News, with swearing: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

Meet the transgender attorney from the @aclu_nationwide who continues to take on the Supreme Court! Our hero on the Gay of the Day is Chase Strangio! #lgbtq #pride #pridemonth #trans #history #equality @chasestrangio @lambdalegal

Our Gay of the Day hero today is the incomparable Urvashi Vaid. Lesbian, activist, change maker, and she left a road map for the community to organize and fight. The time is now! #pride #pridemonth #history #lgbtqia #lgbtq #gay

Our hero today was the mother of all mothers and is deeply missed by the community. It’s time for Cecilia Gentili on the Gay of the Day ❤️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ #pride #transgender #activist #pridemonth #lgbt #lgbtq #Pose

Black, bisexual, entertainer, activist and spy! It’s time for Josephine Baker on the Gay of the Day! #pride #pridemonth #lgbtqia #lgbtq #history #france

Our ally today is the voice of one of the most iconic animated characters ever, and she’s an unwavering ally to the #LGBTQ community. It’s time for Yeardley Smith on the Gay of the Day! #pridemonth #pride #vote #equality #history

It’s #juneteenth everyone, and our Gay of the Day inspired Lady Gaga and is taking us to church! One of the first #black #lgbtq churches! It’s Archbishop Carl Bean! ‘God is love and love is everywhere.’ #pride #pridemonth #history #lgbt