making a cake i hope i dont burn the house down

my cat had to be sedated to get his nails cut and he's so out of it rn 😭😭😭

went to b&n to get the newest heartstopper book and my dnd dm was working and made a comment on my dan howell pornhub shirt 😭😭 bro just now noticed that i'm a phannie 😭😭

i was walking around town yesterday and ig one of the elementary classes did a art project of drawing on CDs and this fucker was here 😭

missing daniphiw (i don't have headphones with me rn

i haven't listened to the phodcast yet and probably won't watch it till my friend leaves on the 2nd

bought these glasses yesterday and then realized that they're literally my dads glasses

might as well kms at this point

I WAS OUT WITH MY FRIEND AND DIDNT GET THE PHATREON NOTIFICATION ON MY WATCH WTF

hey guys what happened

made my friend take this on my flip phone

i only got 2 hours of sleep last night and i've been wearing contacts all day so no nap i think ive lost it 🤩

collect your badge 🙏

okay going off my smartphone now :P

chat should i bring striker with me to the tour

chat i was so stressed bc im omw to get my friend and my service isn't the greatest and one of the seats i picked ended up being taken so i had to repick seats and then it wanted me to log in and i didn't remember if i had an account so i went to make one but apparently already had an account

hard launching a rest stop

im going to actually shit myself

oh god i'm gonna be sick

i started the vampire lestat earlier tonight and yeah long face does suck 😭😭😭 might listen to black licorice in my free time tho

the fact that i'm not going to be home when the tickets drop 💀💀 im not even sure im gonna have service

was going to make a joke of 'imagine watching porn here' but then realized that my brother probably has 💀 the con of still owning the computer hutch that's older than you

idk if its bc I just got done with interview with the vampire, or bc I changed my google to France to get rid of the ai so sometimes I get results in French, but I kinda want to learn French again 🧍‍♂️last time I did a French lesson was in 4th grade

I JUST REMEMBERED I WAS WATCHING A UTUBE VID B4 THERAPY

i need to get off the internet rn tbh

if someone identifies with ever demi label (romantic/sexual/gender) does that make them like a god or something

might j say f it and put every label ever on my account

lowkey came out to my therapist today LOL

idk how to feel about this and the fact that i just got done with my therapy appointment too 😭😔

HOW THE FUCK DID THEY PLAN A TOUR WHILE PUTTING OUT A PODCAST AND A NORMAL VIDEO A WEEK

chat quick should i watch interview with the vampire or read book. i honestly think both are boomed yaoi but rn

idk if i should hang this up or take it with me to pride on saturday

saw there was a comedy genre on my mp3 player and was confused only to be met with dan and fucking phil

once i figure this thing out fully is soover

They don't need a man, they need an adult.

when do yall think the philm club is gonna be posted

this just confirms that they're going on tour just so they have money to fix the lava lamp

vidcon has really gone downhill i'm so glad i don't go anymore 😭 also thx meta for this fucking jumpscare i didn't want to see this man

started watching interview with the vampire sometime last year i think but then watched the movie not long afterwards and never finished the show... UNTIL TODAY well s1 at least im now on s2

the thing about making my own physical spell cards is that i can make some of them fun

"i'm gonna be home in like 30 seconds" *8 minutes later*

i'm not getting m&g tickets just bc of stress (and $) but i think it'd be so funny to take out my flip phone for a selfie

"..that love between men can be happy" ITS NOT HAPPY RN

we've got hard launch, hard launch, and now hard launch. what else can the name hard launch

if i had a nickel for everytime i went to look up a queer tv show or something and then see rtd attached to it, i think id have 3 nickels at this point and its just like yeah i honestly dont know what i was expecting

gave myself a gold to read a chapter or two of a book and finished it by the end of the month. i forgot when making this goal that my friend is staying with me this weekend so like do i binge read this book and finished it 4 days early or tell my friend that im gonna go read a book 😭

i forget how much i love abba until abba starts playing

i stfg if my cricut is dying

$232 for one gold vip ticket 💀💀💀 my ass is not meeting dan and phil