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Let me explain the files: If someone took a really embarrassing photo of me, would I be pro or against posting it onto the web?

I want David Spade to play Pope Leo on @nbcsnl.bsky.social Help me spread this.

It’s spooky season. Where do people find real paranormal experiences.

I’m going to say something, and you post a gif. You can’t park there.

I’m going to say something, and you post a gif. No thanks. I’m fine.

I still want a Batman movie where King Tut and Egghead team up. Do not make it campy!

🤘💀 Fall is coming. My taste in music is getting heavier. I’m a pumpkin spice dad. Break out the flannels and scary movies.

Can we take a second to talk about Prince Charming, the dumbest royal to ever live? This man forgets any distinguishing features of the hottest hottie he’s ever danced with and proceeds to take a slipper to every maiden in town. That’s like putting your key in every lock in the parking lot.

Making some traction. Keep it going. www.youtube.com/live/ybeD2sz...

It's been one week since you looked at me Cocked your head to the side and said, "I'm angry" Five days since you laughed at me saying "Get that together, come back and see me"

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Leia ❤️

It’s a hard week for forklift certified guys. Please check on your funcles.

What if the CIA has been sending us messages with lemon juice for years and we just never held our papers up to a flame?

Keith Richards is still alive and rumored to be 81 years old. 🤘💀

I nominate today to be the Black Sabbath. 🤘

Big Rod hangs out with my morning coffee.

Roddy knocks down a plumbers wrench and gets comfortable.

If they’re talking negatively about you behind your back, Fart.

It's not fair, to deny me Of the cross eyed bear that you gave to me You, you, you oughta know

Name a Kiss song. Add, in my pants. Good luck.

This note doesn’t exist. Signed Epstein’s Mother

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Dear pro wrestling: Today I’m nostalgic for great gimmicks and ECW Please make characters like Val Venis (Money shot spash was great), Balls Mahoney Raven Blue Meanie. We neeeed this. Make the chair shots bloody again. Pull fan made weapons out of the crowd. Put some comedy writers on the payroll.

Her: Are you seeing someone? Me: Like hallucinations or professionally?

So first Didly then Jeff? Are we living in Bizarro world? Evidence + videos + documents = not guilty?????

So I’m hearing that Epstein never existed in the first place.

The Greatest American Gaslight

Today’s lesson: if you can blackmail important people they will bury any horrible thing you ever done.

I need to make a website. Can someone recommend a good website builder? Preferably free.

🤔 Do procrastinators live longer?

Cool question. What musicians biopic would you watch? My answer is the Seattle grunge bands, and I want the movies to crossover.

Watching Night Court. Harry met all of the requirements to be a judge. I want to see a prequel where Harry is a lawyer.

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My band asked for a stage name as a bass player. What should I tell them?