Outraged by many, Musk has seized control of the US treasury dept & its highly sensitive data. Musk has installed beds @ the OPM office for his young staff to “work around the clock”. I haven’t heard about a man wanting to spend that much time with boys since Michael Jackson went to neverland ranch

Merry Christmas & Happy Hanukkah!

Apparently the Matt Gaetz house ethics committee report is so bad that the only thing more exposing is Mike Tyson’s girdle.

It’s almost 2 weeks since the election & the transition has provided so much entertainment that the Ringling Bros have slashed ticket prices 50% as a major show of competition. They will also unveil a new act of jamming little people in a phone booth to compete with pedophiles stuffed in a cabinet.