//LRT new muse!!!

𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙐𝙇𝙏𝙄𝙈𝘼𝙏𝙀 𝙎𝙐𝙍𝙑𝙄𝙑𝘼𝙇𝙄𝙎𝙏. ＩＭＰＥＲＩＡＬ ＰＲＯＪＥＣＴ “ＡＬＭＡ” #SWRP | #STARWARSRP | #MVRP

…No?

What’s wrong with books?

[She’s reading a dating advice book.]

//It’s a $1400 fix

//Yeah I copy pasted that off Wikipedia so what

//Well gang my car is having trouble I love my life so much

//Puts this here and looks around scared

I have never had a valentine before… Perhaps it is time I put myself out there.

I’ll show you hilarious. [She picks up the computer he’s in, and a portal device. She places a portal on the ceiling, then the floor, and chucks him into the portal loop.]

This ISN’T funny.

Stop CALLING me that!!!

My NAME is ALMA.

GET OUT!!!

[QUICKLY looking up from her schematics.] WHAT THE—!?

[She doesn’t notice at first— continuing to sketch and write.]

[Again, no answer.]

[No answer— she’s back to sketching.]

[She sets him down outside the room, and the door slams shut in his face before he can come back in.]

[She gets up from her chair, and picks him all the way up, beginning to carry him out of the room.]

[Without turning to look at him, she grabs his arm with a crushing grip.]

… For your sake, I’m going to pretend you didn’t say that. [She turns her head back to look at her schematics, continuing to sketch and write.]

[She turns her head 180° to be looking at him.] …Can I help you?

//Let’s do this thangymajig

[ 𝘿𝘼𝙃𝙇𝙄𝘼, 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙉𝘼𝙏𝙐𝙍𝙀 𝙎𝙋𝙄𝙍𝙄𝙏. ] ꜰᴏʀ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ʟᴏꜱᴛ ꜱᴏᴜʟ, ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴏɴᴇꜱ ᴏꜰ ᴀ ᴍɪʀᴀᴄʟᴇ. - NO LEWD! - 18+ writer - Crack / Banter / Serious ʜᴏᴡ ᴅɪᴅ ɪ ɢᴇᴛ ꜱᴏ ʙʟɪɴᴅ, ᴀɴᴅ ꜱᴏ ᴄʏɴɪᴄᴀʟ?

"ɪ'ᴠᴇ ɢᴏᴛ ꜱᴏᴍᴇ ᴄʜɪʟᴅʀᴇɴ ɪ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴄ̷ᴏ̷ʀ̷ᴘ̷ꜱ̷ᴇ̷ꜱ̷! ꜱᴇᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ʀᴇᴀʟ ꜱᴏᴏɴ." | #GravityFallsRP | #RPSKY | #MVRP

//I’ve been fucking OBSESSING over this scene lately. The way Space Core bounces off Wheatley, followed immediately by Wheatley BEGGING Chell to let go, PLEADING to be able to fix this, makes me think the hit made him finally come to his senses and +

//GETTING BACK ON HERE

[She’s softly humming along to Christmas songs playing from the PA system in the facility as she works in her lab.]

Happy holidays, everyone! I have synthesized some gingerbread.

//Guess who’s back

Perhaps a bit of… “sugar”~?

Nothing odd about it to me. [She seems so… certain. So assertive. It’s like a switch has been flipped in her mind.]

Thank you, darling~. [She suddenly seems much more confident. For some reason.]

[Watching this “board meeting” take place.] Could NOT be me.

“𝕆𝕙 𝕪𝕖𝕤. 𝔾𝕖𝕥, 𝕊ℕ𝕌ℂ𝕂 𝕌ℙ𝕆ℕ.” - ℂ𝕪𝕟 | #RP ~ #SFWRP ~ #MURDERDRONES ~ #MDRP ~ #MVRP ~ #OpenDMS ~ #RPSKY ~ #GLITCHRP | A mostly SFW account of Cyn/The Absolute Solver from Murder Drones. Gore and heavy themes will be present. (More info and such in replies!)

Are you… are you wearing a human skin??? [She seems absolutely repulsed.]

//What the hell happened here last night gang

//Fuck it we ball. Selective

//Alma would be an excellent military and/or political leader I think. She’s got intelligence and charisma

//LRT latest and greatest muse

𝘽𝙚𝙨𝙞𝙙𝙚𝙨, 𝙋𝙇𝘼𝙉𝙏𝙎 𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙗𝙚 𝙅𝙐𝙎𝙏 𝙖𝙨 𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙇𝙔. ＲＯＳＥ #PORTALRP | #MVRP #VALVERP | #MTCRP

[She appears to be watching a weighted storage cube coated in repulsion gel bounce around an enclosed space.]

Gut morgen, let’s get this science!

Pleased to meet you as well, Princess Zelda! [Alma outstretches her hand.] I, too, perform research in many fields.

How wonderful! I am Doctor Alma, head of the Aperture Science Research and Development Division. Who might you be?

Oh! You are a researcher as well?

I am quite well, thank you for asking! And yourself?

Oh— ehm— you appeared to be making eye contact. I was simply returning it.