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CEO Builds Ally Typal to Play Exlusively in June | Commander's Herald
SAN FRANCISCO, CA - Technology Information Consultants CEO John Rogers has revealed that he is preparing an ally typal deck in preparation for next June. The deck is an important part of Rogers' brand...
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Local Player Swears He had a Copy of That Card Just Give Him a Minute | Commander's Herald
A local man is still looking for the card he called "perfect" for his friend's deck. The search continues days after Cameron Dodds hosted a weekend Commander bash at his home in Whitby.
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Due to FCC Rule TMNT Cards Unable to Assign Lethal Damage | Commander's Herald
Kowabunga! A rules announcement from Wizards of the Coast has clarified that none of the creatures in the upcoming Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles set will deal lethal damage in combat. Due to a 1987 FCC...
https://commandersherald.com/due-to-fcc-rule-tmnt-cards-unable-to-assign-lethal-damage/
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To put the state of the US in gaming terms: Most of us are playing a buggy, overtuned survival horror game, while a select few can afford the DLC that turns it into a cozy farming sim with the sole objective of getting the highest score you can.
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Socially Anxious Sliver Makes Family Worry | Commander's Herald
"I just don't want everyone else looking at me and thinking I'm weird." buzzed Uneasy Sliver through the great hum.
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Commander Opponent With Ouija Board Playmat Swears They Aren't Targeting You | Commander's Herald
"I thought it was my grandma guiding me from above, but after spelling out 'p l a y w a r p w o r l d' , I'm pretty sure it's someone from the other place."
https://commandersherald.com/commander-opponent-with-ouija-board-playmat-swears-they-arent-targeting-you/
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Standard Magic Player Furiously Destroys Neighbor's Witch Cauldron Decoration | Commander's Herald
A fan of the Standard format of Magic: The Gathering found himself in hot water this week after police found him destroying a witch's cauldron decoration in his neighbor's yard.
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From the magicTCG community on Reddit: Spider-Man Cosplayer Accidentally Wins "Best Magic: The Gathering Character Costume" at LGS
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Magic: The Gathering Survey Asks Players Which Content Creators They Suspect Are Communists | Commander's Herald
studies/one guy who talks louder than everyone else have shown that not saying nice things about card games is linked directly to the Soviet ideology.
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Trump Sends National Guard to New York After Seeing Spider-Man, TMNT Magic Cards | Commander's Herald
Washington, D.C. - During one of his usual incomprehensible and rambling speeches, 34-time convicted felon and former star of The Apprentice Donald Trump announced that he will be sending the National...
https://commandersherald.com/trump-sends-national-guard-to-new-york-after-seeing-spider-man-tmnt-magic-cards/
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Immersive TMNT Prerelease Smells Like A Sewer | Commander's Herald
For Edge of Eternities, they made it hard to breathe. For Spider-Man, they became poor. Now there are rats crawling around with moldy pizza, the tables are all inexplicably sticky, and the terrible fo...
https://commandersherald.com/immersive-tmnt-prerelease-smells-like-a-sewer/
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Taylor Swift Secret Lair will have 30 Exclusive Variants of Scornful Egotist | Commander's Herald
Wizards of the Coast is proud to announce its collaboration with one of the richest pop stars of our time: Taylor Swift
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Rule 0 Conversations Now Include Lore Primer For Your Commander's IP | Commander's Herald
Due to the increased volume of IP being brought in via UB, all games going forward should begin with an explanation of your commander's lore.
https://commandersherald.com/rule-0-conversations-now-include-lore-primer-for-your-commanders-ip/
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5 Minutes into Jubilee's "1 Magic Pro vs 20 Commander Players" and No One Knows Whose Turn It Is | Commander's Herald
Chaos erupted on the set of the latest episode of Jubilee's Surrounded, "1 Magic Pro vs 20 Commander Players" as an argument broke out among the EDH players over whose turn it was to debate the pro ne...
https://commandersherald.com/5-minutes-into-jubilees-1-magic-pro-vs-20-commander-players-and-no-one-knows-whose-turn-it-is/
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Help! How Do I Convince My Doctor Life is a Resource? | Commander's Herald
Why add to my life total without a payoff? No one likes a stalling strategy except stax-playing sickos.
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Mark Rosewater Blinks "HELP ME" In Morse Code During MagicCon Preview Panel | Commander's Herald
in-Multiverse Magic is getting more attention from us than ever. Just like my family, who aren't currently chained to radiators as emotional leverage to force my hand in creating 2007 DeviantArt tier ...
https://commandersherald.com/mark-rosewater-blinks-help-me-in-morse-code-during-magiccon-preview-panel/
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Report: Customers Waiting in Line for Secret Lair Cards At MagicCon Appreciated The Immersion | Commander's Herald
Atlanta, GA - Magic: The Gathering fans descended upon Atlanta this weekend to attend MagicCon, one of the biggest card game events of the year. Fans from around the world got together to play the gam...
https://commandersherald.com/report-customers-waiting-in-line-for-secret-lair-cards-at-magiccon-appreciated-the-immersion/
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