Lost iPad :( Replaced iPad :D iPad broke :(

Game Changer might be the first time I switch from an audiobook to an acoustic book. This narrator really isn’t doing it for me

Have you been practicing Dandori lately

The first time I’m on time for D&D and the players are nowhere to be found

Mr Beast’s next grift: Indulgences

Ant Bully probably would have been a cult classic if it were 2D

got nosy and wanted to see if anyone had blocked or put me on a list tell me why this person has over half a million accounts blocked

New character at the gym: Prince Charming from Shrek if he played football in high school

Whoops got a little too snarky in the big family group chat

Yesterday someone in my Japanese class asked if my headband was because of Japan like nah man I’m just that sweaty

Is it moustache season already, I feel it coming

I think this will be a big year for lychee

Glasses gym guy has a band aid on his neck. Is it a hickey or a shaving cut? The world may never know

I think I probably would still be somewhat religious if not for about 4 alienating moments in high school.

T Minus like 3.5 hours til class starts. will our hero complete his homework on time? Find out this episode on: Procrastinator's Karma

I am so vulnerable to piano music that sounds like it came from a Bed Bath & Beyond CD. That's probably top ten vibes for me

Finished Heated Rivalry (2026). There goes my 1 relevant pop culture thing for the year

Trying to initiate conversations more on the internet to make more connections - this year we leave behind the fear of rejection!

Okay I’ll bite. What’s a vecna

Finished Metroid: Zero Mission! Nice solid game. I could never get into the original cuz I’m not built like that, so I’m glad this one exists. Still had that classic nonsense too. I’m looking at you, false lava.

Then // Now

What level of celebrity do you need to have a wikifeet? I kind of assumed anyone could post anyone

Good morning

man, what can one even say to "let me know if there's anything I can do" about the regular ole slump

Whenever I replay Cave Story it’s mostly for the Outer Wall/Plantation section

What should I know before going to the Twice concert? I heard there will be demons or something

Thinking about how the Nuzlocke run started as a means to make a stronger emotional connection to Pokémon you might not normally use. Nowadays all I see is talk about optimal strategy and guaranteed success. Where’s the heart? The passion? Isn’t it about the journey? I should make a webcomic

Whatever happened to DaveyWavey is he still around

It’s time to BeReal

Oh my god I forgot Vance killed the pope in 2025

Are you wearing the— The Uncrustables golf collab? Yes I am

Hey girls buccal fat removal is so 2022

Honestly my favorite Unicorn Overlord characters are my generic hires Philippe and Josette. I think they’re in love.

If I lost my voice I probably wouldn’t learn sign language but would instead attempt to communicate via whistle like Tatl or one of them star wars

Lots of AI in NY restaurants. This one has a tv just playing AI videos. “I ❤️🤍 NYK” “Happy Newv Year” “Steps from Centererk Park” “Find us on Colubemus circle”

I wanted to meet some nyoomfs this week but god cast sickness on me

Are Canada goose jackets a status symbol or are they actually good jackets

💙 #フリーレン

Been in New York for 3 days and I’ve already heard Empire State of Mind 3 times

Can't believe it's nearly 2006

Since arriving in NYC I’ve been having the most bizarre dreams. Is this normal for the city or

New Yawk. Bada bing.

Me if I’m being honest

What did you get me for Christmas

Time to play my favorite Christmas game: Bayonetta 2

Beat Dadish 3 #gamer

Welp. Is there a solo Grande version of Side to Side

Free drag idea: a different Snow Halation mashup every week in December, but with the exact same choreo