calirornia voters boldly asked “could we get a governor worse than gavin newsom” and they discovered yes, easily

Good lord the early republican voter turn out is wayyyy higher than I expected this state is so fucking cooked. I suppose things could even out as all ballots are counted but still, Jesus fucking Christ

Wait SureveyUSA just released a last second poll for the CA governor and it’s show Steyer/Hilton tied for first??? This definitely defies other pollsters showing Becerra with a clear lead, but if anything it suggests Steyer’s momentum is greater than I anticipated. This is gonna be a nail biter

YouTube keeps recommending me this video and my gay ass keeps watching it every time. I haven't even played a Star Fox game 🥀

Gosh I love being a gay animal on the internet. Happy pride y’all :3 🎨: @yotecoyote.art

Amicus Just Chilling previous (late)Fat boy Friday art . This month's prize is already posted on my Patreon

I should try being a big animal in vr one of these days

I need to find a new calendar app that doesn’t suck ass and isn’t owned by google or microslop. Apple calendar doesn’t count either that shit sucks

Friendly open reminder that I am very much demisexual and that trying to be overtly sexual with your flirting is going to get you absolutely no where with me. Ya gotta play the long game and be funny or something to become my friend and maybe then I’ll think you’re hot if you’re lucky lmao

I’ll post whatever random thoughts come to me like I’m a millennial with no parental oversight discovering social media for the first time in 2009

I’ve been seeing a lot of people (rightfully) dunking on google and posting about the bullshit ai answers it gives you by default. I know it’s a big ask for people to change default settings… but you do not need permission to change your search engine and you should if you want to fight big tech.

There’s a firefox ad on Reddit and they forgot to disable the comments… it’s full of smutty star fox fanfic

🏳️‍🌈Pride Sticker Raffle!🏳️‍🌈 For this Pride Month I am going to hold a small raffle for some summer Pride stickers! 4 Winners! 1 YCH Sticker of your choice! Any pride flag! To enter: - Repost and comment your ref - Likes and follows not required - One entry per person Raffle ends May 27th!

Note for future boyfriend: Echo and Adastra are required reading. If I refer to something or someone as ‘chunty’ I need you to know what I’m talking about

Hehehehe things are in the works, but clearly no one else shares my love for backwards caps so I’m gonna gatekeep this one >:3

Can’t post about bsky servers being ass when the servers are down so I just have to do it after the fact

Kraft really said “what if we made the exact same product, but made the texture worse…” They just swapped out the noodles for ones made with pea protein as far as I can tell. It is unbelievably okay. But 2x the normal price? Just put chicken or something in normal Mac

The last time I played this much roller coaster tycoon was during the Great Recession… oh wait

Keep on walking this #FursuitFriday — this is coyote country. You might get hugged if you loiter… 📸: @poisonedshutter.bsky.social

The trend of putting protein into every conceivable pre made food is dumb, but god damn it I saw an ad for protein Kraft Mac and cheese and I think I have to try it. Will report back whether or not it’s hot garbage later on

California democrats are just salivating at the mouth to elect a centrist with no personality, no policy, and no desire to improve the lives of the working class. Xavier Becerra is a loser that stands for nothing and will do whatever the highest bidder asks of him- I can’t believe he’s leading rn

I made an impulse purchase… silliness levels are rising

YouTube will not stop recommending me this damn video 😭

Eat shit ai bros 😃

Oops, absolutely bombed my first coding interview yesterday. But it’s okay! I recognized how to do everything on it from my uni courses, I just haven’t worked on any projects since graduating and I was a lot more rusty than I expected. I know what to work on for next time now

3am horny post has a semicolon in it, call me a grammar gooner

I’m sure I had this thought before, but I must have forgot; I can get art of Charge wearing a backwards baseball hat… I am going to use this knowledge for evil (horny)

Marvelous. Fantastic. S tier yote pic

Very funny how my entire feed today has essentially been posts alternating between “the new star fox design sucks” and people reposting art of fox with his dick out

I love it when my meds wear off cause for the next 30 minutes I get to experience the joys of both a stimulant crash and vertigo simultaneously

I haven’t hated on microslop enough recently so I will add to the complaint list: why the fuck does windows still not have flag emojis? I don’t care if some flags are “controversial” it’s annoying as fuck to lose context when reading something because a flag shows up as ⍰

I have ended up on chess YouTube somehow . I do not know how nor do I really care to learn, but watching this lady feign ignorance playing chess in the park with strangers when she’s actually a gm is funny. The decade of curating my algorithm pays off yet again

Sam was being silly and wanted to see Will do a blep ~ Wanted to try at takemoto’s art style and his fun idea of the blep! #TSR #TheSmokeRoom #TheGoodnightFellowship

I love r/sanfrancisco

I love posting, it’s like my own little journal that other gay animal people can look at

Every splashy New York Times profile of a right wing influencer.

There comes a time in every white boy’s life where he must choose between Wheat Thins or Triscuits

I miss the days of buying an app for a one time fee. I prefer using a dictionary app instead of just google or whatever cause I can save words I looked up and don’t have to append “definition” to my search all the time. I would happily pay $10 once, but $10 a year??? Forever??? Get fucked.

Gosh I love Hatsune Miku

brain...please... i cant keep doing this

Shout out to only office for making the one pdf viewer/editor that’s free and doesn’t make me want to throw my computer at a wall. Very impressive considering the pdf is one of the worst, most bloated and painful to use file formats

I’m being lazy and eating Mac and cheese for dinner, but I want some actual vitamins too so I’ll have some baby carrots on the side. I haven’t had any orange juice in a while either and oh my god I am literally just eating a single color for diner

#hourly #yote https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/yotes/83589495_10213433740712812_5074163917857488896_o.jpg

Poking the goo that tfs you because I deserve a treat

Twitch just loves interrupting my streams to show me a twitch turbo ad for 5 seconds for literally no reason

Oh look it’s 2am and I’m nervously reading polling data again. Every dem CA Gov candidate with < 10% needs to drop the fuck out already. All the candidates are ass, we need more polling data to see which dem can actually make it past the primary. CA’s top 2 system is so fucking dumb and undemocratic

3am, tired, feel drunk but sober

i wanna be big yote. but gym expensive. so yote is doing pushups and stuff at home instead.

So cool how this website is presumably held together with popsicle sticks and chewed bubble gum on the backend. But hey, at least we get UI changes no one asked for!

I have said this before and I will say it again: UX designers, not every action needs to be a gesture, sometimes I want to look at a button/preview and then just click it. Gestures can also make your app less accessible for screen readers or those without fine motor skills. make them optional.