In work but can't stop thinking about #fcf 🍆💦😉

Just ordered some "sexy" underwear online.... hope they fit right!! 🙏

Awake at this ungodly hour, about to jump in the shower....

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Facts 💁

I don't have Spotify because it's shite, I prefer YouTube Music 🤷 My 2025 top artists and songs as if anyone gives a fuck 🤣

Fresh from the shower 🚿 Happy ##HumpDay

Missed #mcm yesterday... whoops!

Finally got round to buying our turkey and gammon for Xmas dinner 🤤 one thing ticked off the list at least ✅️

Good morning ☀️ A Sunday off 🙌 better make the most of it and by that I mean avoid people outside as much as possible 😅

Over 30 thread except its just “men I’d like to **** me till I *** ***** **** so much”

An over 30s thread.... I'm 40 next year 😱

I just got home about 10 minutes ago and @gazwreckster.bsky.social had bought me a kebab and kept it warm in the microwave because he knew I'd be hungry ❤️ truly a God amongst men

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Quickest turnaround ever! Finished work at 5pm. Ready by half 5 and waiting on taxi for the works Xmas do 🫠 I think I'll do...

#FCF 💦

Working retail is not for the faint hearted that's for sure 🤣 if it's not customers yelling at you because something scanned 20p over the price, it's grown adults complaining because you're asking them to do their actual job 🙄

No thirsty Thursday for me, I'm too damn tired.... but have this from the other night, if it's anything 🤷

Things I've never watched: 1. Breaking Bad 2. Star Wars 3. Doctor Who

Happy Hump Day 🤷

Sometimes there's a line in EastEnders that just makes me howl 😂😂😂

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"You'll be visited by three spirits" The three spirits:

#mcm another week begins...

Had a sex dream last night and I rarely have dreams at all 😅 feel very tired this morning, wonder if that's why 😂

I'm home now because yeah.... but anyway, did the toilet lighting hit right?

Vers 😈😂

@gazwreckster.bsky.social 😂😂

If you see this, quote post with the energy you bring to BlueSky... Lately?

Friday night takeaway on the way! 🍽 Chinese tonight.... what does everyone normally get?

Best boy 🐾 🥰

People are so demanding! I just want to get home and catch up on EastEnders and Emmerdale... I'm easily pleased 😂

My best? Debatable 🍆💦

I'm working the backshift tonight because I didn't want to attend a meeting this morning 😂 pray to the retail Gods that it'll be too cold for most people to venture out shopping 🙏 🤞

Sitting here with my coffee and thinking about last night 😅 @gazwreckster.bsky.social

Current mood 😈💦

The Michael Rosenbaum podcast with Alison Mack was quite astonishing. Raises some really interesting questions about whether anyone is ever truly all good or all evil.

I could do this "trend" but I don't have a bulge pic... where's my personal photographer 📸 @gazwreckster.bsky.social 😂

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How I look reading your posts

It's my niece's 30th birthday party on Saturday and I have no idea what to get her. I'm thinking of making her a pamper pack 🤷 genuinely stumped! Also need to make one for my other niece who turned 30 today and who I'll see on Saturday too. Is this a decent enough effort for a milestone birthday?

Have had this blaring in my head all day and I have no idea why.....

Obvious but sprung to mind

Post a female character you love

This makes me belly laugh every time I see it 🤣 so dumb 😂

What a day so far! How's everyone else's #HumpDay going? 🍑 Happy International Men's Day as well!

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Watching a documentary on Disney+ called Never Let Him Go about the murder of an American gay man in Sydney, Australia & to the surprise of absolutely no one, police corruption is involved 🤬 RIP Scott Johnson - you deserved better 💔