Making a thread of all the things me and my bf say while we're playing deadlock and will update it regularly

why do they call it midwest when you mid in the west of out east west the coast

How I feel looking at my Eorzea Collection page and seeing that people seem to like my silly glamours They don't get crazy amounts of likes but knowing that a little handful of people appreciate them makes me happy

dude solution 9 is crazy they got behemoths suckin bulls in the streets first gpose in a while with @butterscotchhroth.bsky.social's encouragement

please look at this lovely art my bf drew

anxiety is so funny because you can panic over the smallest shit and it feels like you're being strangled to death by a piano cord while a box crushes you from all angles

Taking a walk a few days after smelting you down with my furnace of a gut, and I see a "Missing Person" poster pinned up on a wall that has your face right in the middle of it... How cute. Someone's looking for you. Too bad! They'll never know that I personally introduced you to the Reaper.~

Oh, witless mortal summoning a demon like me. You demand and plead for power and wealth, not knowing that you forfeit your life and health. A punishment worse than flame or fire, you will perish to sate my base desires. Within my stomach you will melt, what a terrible fate you have been dealt.

Who's down for some devil worship? 😈 Good luck, whatever you summon must be finished. 🍆 💦 Ft. @arexu.art

Who is ready for Silver?! #deadlock

listen you know valve's character design is goated when they have a gay man like me simping for a werewolf disaster queen

werewolf girlfailure if you can hear me... save me werewolf girlfailure... #silver #deadlock #silversweep

love the idea of belching up a prey's fine jewelry just so I can go pawn it off and buy more food with the money I get from it Guess they were good for more than padding out my midriff after all, gahahah!~

These two happen to go together well 👀

GROWING more used to getting bigger every day. Nice look.

Witch doctor avatar for 1.4.5 completed ~ Link：https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3558793554

inspecting @butterscotchhroth.bsky.social

@lawlsomedude.bsky.social is inspecting the creature

someone please fucking help this thumbnail is taking me out

"Our contract has been fulfilled... I have completed my role as well." "You were truly a most remarkable guest." 1/31

I Am Normal About The Witch Doctor I Am Normal About The Witch Doctor I Am Normal About The Witch Doctor I Am Normal About The Witch Doctor

I love the idea of prey being mulched into nothingness by my merciless gut but the idea of feeding hapless fools to my lovely boyfriend gives me just as much of a thrill, knowing that I can watch them melt away in real time and aid in the process by massaging his gurgling belly...

terraria witch doctor love this guy sm :p

"wow they have you guys working today huh" "yeah" "you'd think they'd close down the store, wouldn't they" me looking at the exact reason the store stayed open, trying to explode them with my mind:

Coming to work was a mistake, the snow isn't stopping

anyways if i'm schizoposting a lot today it's because I'm bored at work teehee

oh okay so I woke up to 6 inches of snow on the ground in the middle of fuck-nowhere tennessee and my job called me aoround 5:30 like "hey you're still coming in today right : D"

C0MM 🌠 @orbos.bsky.social #furryart #furry #barnowl #anthroart

HOWDY GOOBERS!! Just coming on here to let y'all know that I have memberships open on ko-fi! 10 USD a month and you get a monthly flat color headshot and an entry into my bi-monthly fullbody raffle!! #furryartist #kofi #furry All interactions are appreciated! 🔗⬇️ ko-fi.com/strayanimal9...

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Forgot to post this absolute amazing piece i got from a Secret Santa Event back in December :3 FUCK Jin looks sooooo good in a Jockstrap. Thank you so much @hiroshim.bsky.social it came out amazing <3

"you dissolve the party" °○•bwoouuurrrpp•○° yeah you bet i do

Genuinely cannot wait to see the YT thumbnails that are gonna come out of the Tomodachi Life #darkwoke victory today

Want to make a gpose when I get home. I'm stressed this morning and I feel like it may help me level out a bit, but I'm not sure what I wanna do for it just yet

Been a Hrothgar the whole way through! I fanta'd to a Miqo once or twice because I was disparaged by the hat situation but now that this is fixed? I'm 100% happy with being a hroth!

Sven is one of the (seemingly) few blonde hrothgar I've actually seen around so I like to think that helps him stand out quite a bit!

As a REM chudling I have decided that despite wanting Venator next I must stand in arms with the wonderful lesbians that want Silver to come next because we did kinda rob them

XIV players are the only people i've ever seen that will queue up for content and then refuse to play it "it's just frontlines who cares" Why don't you put yourself into a meat grinder and turn yourself into a sausage since you wanna be a huge fucking weenie about it

my bf goes "oh good they still work" and sends me this

i'm not gonna sugarcoat it Rising Phoenix -> Fire's Reply -> Meteodrive -> Smite this combo will kill 100% of rouletters 60% of the time a very stupid sketch I wanted to do while taking a break from deadlock #ffxiv #hrothgar #art #furry #frontlines

Is there a body hair mod for HR3 that changes to match the color of your fur or is there only the black static texture one I need to be a hairy behemoth hunk

YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

god i love it when gear gives me body paint

rowen forgets his shirt a lot without realizing, and @butterscotchhroth.bsky.social isn't about to point it out

Came into work and the entire grocery store was a fucking disaster I was wondering what the fuck happened but then I went to the backroom and saw something that explained it all the floor cleaning machine had been plugged into *itself* to charge

bark like you want it, baby

Artist I'm working with asked me if I wanted a gif of a video game playing on a TV in the background of an animated commission a friend coaxed me into and you better believe I'm putting gameplay of me going 11-0-53 in ffxiv frontlines on that motherfucker

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