One minute you're making polenta, the next, you're writing on the floor with a badly twisted ankle and your polenta is on the floor. RIP rest in polenta

Today has been one of those days where I don't make it out of bed but at least Pig convinced me to get padded like a dumb little baby ><

One pig, one weekend, two extremes. Love you, you disgusting freak @porkchop.farm

When last weeks bites are bruising now. You know it’s good

Get Worse. <3

Happy as a loved-up pig in mud. By @BeauBlucommissions on Telegram

Fuck pigs. Fuck pigs now! 🍆 @slut.cat & @rabbitafterdark.bsky.social 🐷: me & pig sis @porkchop.farm

PIG PIG PIG

Here at pig fuck industries, we'll really get to the root of all your design needs.

The mkat meat grinder.... Accurate on so many levels

What does this do. Ahshsgsvdvsbshsllxklvlblrlble

EAT ELOPE OAR REPCAT

HOT FRESH BUNS!

PEW PEW. GET LASERED, IDIOT. Kinda felt like a dog sat on the examination table. The laser tech was lovely and gave me a tiny towel for modesty. Professional and kind and even turned it up a lil for me. Here's to hiding from the sun for the next year.

Dumb puppy has become lamp. Filmed on potat. With love.

My tracking collar tag is now able to turn off my lights. I am a portable light switch!

Heck to you crippling anxiety, I'm gonna get out of bed and everything

Slowly slowly desky makey

Some peace and quiet while it charges. It had to listen to me ADHD skip through car videos for an hour, which is apparently very effective for confusing the absolute hell out of a bagged toy.

Sorted

A night has occur

Bitches

A boop: that object inexplicably in the corner of a communal urinal.

Boss Boop Bean Best.

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Eepy beepy boopy

Shpongle and chill. Not hot it actually is, just playing with these near LEDs

It's beginning to look a lot like.... Pigsmas! @porkchop.farm

Today I will mostly be a faggy lil piglet. That is all.

Yes but omorashi

One day, one day

Pigs first day at school. It's 2 am, why are you up a ladder? LEDs. Ohhhh you're a dumb bitch, I see now

"(being hot) ... comes from the visible pit and radiates from there" -Liz-ard, 2025 In other news, what the fub when did I get kinda hot?

Memories of driving to a family member's funeral with my sister, us listening to 'Don't fear the reaper' at full blast. I think we might have messed up coping mechanisms...

Important business making stencils.

Who is boop Booop is loud. Boop is sober ish Booop is performer Boop is fisting Booop is beautiful Boop is powerful Booop is a maker Boop is biker Boop is a hacker Boop is queer Boop is kind to boop Booop is fucking cool Boop is in need Boop thinks boop needs to evolve more.

How can anyone sleep when theres all this thinking that needs to happen.

Doing your E jabs on your leg so you can get gut punched? Yeah, that's the good stuff

Ready or knot, here I come.

My new novel "Katsith" is in my Etsy shop now. It's the follow up to "Swinella' and is the second of The Hamden Town Tails. www.etsy.com/uk/listing/4...

Polentagon

It was my birthday at the weekend, and one of the most wonderful presents I received was this art from @porkchop.farm It us, pigs in love. Thank you piglet, and thank you to the wonderful cat who captured our pig sides so wonderfully. <3

Storytime! Today, boop on: what it's like to drive a police van.

STABBY JABBY TITTY TABBY TUNG LOVE

When your friends say "Lie in the gutter, I've got a good idea", you don't ask why. <3

^^

Once again in the ket street pisser

This evening was a good evening

Get you a pig who will do your boots when you arrive and need to leave. (Still needs a little training) Also, kinda wild how the lens totally changes my body shape. If only it were that easy. 🥾: @porkchop.farm

Hanging out in the toilets, as usual