my thighs are too soft. my ass is too perky. my life is ruined!!!

astounding that democrats both caved on healthcare and want to ban weed again. fucking morons LMFAO, we really need a new party

love that most of the world is like, "here citizen! have education, public infrastructure, healthcare, and publicly funded resources to better your life!" while the usa is like "ok guys. the 4 rich white guys said no food or medicine for ANYONE this year. go sports gamble and buy product." nice!

i need to get bigger tits so people start listening to me

us government to rename pride month to prejudice month

shoutouts to the woman in this walmart parking lot rolling a blunt with a huge open bottle of cognac in her cupholder

i live for the days when my hot emo wife puts on some fishnets and does some crazy-ass eyeliner. she's so hot i ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

my wife is so pretty. cant believe im married to the hottest emo woman of all time

unbelievably good vibes tonight. hope is back in a major way

western beauty standards are insane... so many people can tell me i look pretty as fuck but then im like "hmm. im not as surged up as this millionaire woman. i must be uggo!"

burn corpo shit!

i need to get even larger, even rounder glasses

feeling sad? make salsa at home. you will surely not regret making salsa at home!

using telekinesis to make you wanna listen to me and @bongodenkirk.bsky.social ‘s new single ‘Damage’ free for download on bandcamp! check it out ;)) nervousservice.bandcamp.com/track/damage

studies have shown this is a terrible time to be 26 and in a low income bracket

playing cyberpunk to prepare for the incoming collapse of the internet, society, food supply, etc.

i have no qualms possibly being a starving artist for a long time, bc at least im real. that can never be taken from me, i have enough and i'm not a psychotic rich weirdo. it's the little things!

things ppl should stop doing i think: 1. blasting videos max volume on public transit 2. using AI because they are too fucking stupid to have their neurons fire anymore 3. recording regular ppl in public 4. taking pics of regular ppl with some caption like "ur not a vibe 💀💀💀" and posting them

what a beautiful day

using 110% willpower to not post about how fucking hot my wife is. wait... oops

sometimes i smooch my wife and i get the feeling my body melted then instantly reformed itself

diagnosed with severe needing to bounce on it syndrome

if ur coming here from twitter u found me. u've found onion girl. im still at it

world's falling to pieces. im enjoying a 99¢ slice of pizza

hey if you wanna hear these two gay emo girl’s music, check it out! new single ‘frog legs’ out now by nervousservice nervousservice.bandcamp.com/track/frog-l...

they should make dr martens that dont turn ur feet into a pool of blood

i need johnny silverhand like i need water

if u think im cute, u can buy pics of me. its that easy AND i get to eat something other than rice and canned beans/meat

my wife is so beautiful. shes so cute. shes so funny... wtf. how can my love for this lady be so boundless

grandma take me home, grandma take me home

3 years really changes a woman

3 years really changes a woman

work is barely scheduling me so if anyone wants to buy pics of my like, totally hot bod or whatever, this is a great time to do so!

man. i fucking love waffles. and pancakes. and french toast

tired ghost

i hope i succeed at my art and my career. i want to make some money and then just give it to people that need it way more than i do

anything helps. thanks for your consideration

life is hard!!! but me n my wife have written 10 songs in the last month so that's nice

average production session

if i was playing a show would u listen... would u dance awkwardly in the corner

luv my bass guitar...

my resume is just "bookish lesbian"

carly rae jepson the GOAT forever

wow are u fr not even gonna listen to my band's new single. what the heck dude. not cool

extremely tired woman

love how 95% of countries in general are like "let's make technological progress!" "let's cure diseases!" "let's try to improve society somewhat!" meanwhile the us is like "how can we kill even more of our own citizens? this segment brought to you by frito lay incendiary ammunition"

how it feels seeing everything fall apart and still having to go work a shitty job to pay bills and taxes

i have to be the most emo bitch in the harris teeter