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Today we look back at the incredible and short life of The Leylines super fan Paris Monroe, and her unbelievable efforts to change the Miasma industry.

With the Aurora Martis forecasted to be visible in the skies above Mars tomorrow night, President Arkhan is declaring a curfew and doubling security at exit stations to ensure the safety of the children of the bubble.

It's been 5 months since the tragic loss of [REDACTED], but it's time for BCNN to re-emerge from the shadows of this tragic loss. Tune in tonight to see how we are fairing under new CEO Anastasia Verbanski.

What not to trust this week based on your horoscope Aries: Tuckers Taurus: Cowboy Gunn Gemini: Pawn stores Cancer: Vodka 🫠 Leo: Boyfriends Virgo: Old construction Libra: Your alarm clock Scorpio: Anyone Sagittarius: New recipes Capricorn: Nonpotable water Aquarius: Unknown systems Pieces: [ERROR]

Now that we're back in business, we need to urge you NOT to follow strange links posted by NeuroNet. We are still investigating these strange terminals, please let the professionals handle this.

So sorry for the downtime everyone, we seem to have been the target of Neuronet.

Blister City News Network is lying to you. We at NeuroNet found the same terminals, and they told us a much different story. See for yourself. keganexe.itch.io/mother-watch...

something Strange going on on the Mars colony

Blister City News Network is lying to you. We at NeuroNet found the same terminals, and they told us a much different story. See for yourself. keganexe.itch.io/mother-watch...

Today in Weather: Seemingly to kick off the New Kentucky Derby races, eagle eyed watchers could see fashion designer Cowboy Gunn fire a series of large fist shaped missiles off, seemingly destroying the approaching Waffle Squad ship in a beautiful display of miasmatic destruction.

Today in News: The New Kentucky Derby starts on time today, even after the violent outbreaks surrounding it earlier this week. President Suzuki had this to say "I always love the way these games bring the whole city together, and I'm excited to see who brings home the gold this weekend"

In update to a previous story: We can officially confirm the existence of a number of computing terminals in Dark District, although we have yet to confirm the veracity of the claims that they are making strange offers.

Today in weather: Cowboy Gunn has announced that there will be a meteorological event over Mars early tomorrow morning that will be visible from inside the bubble. Our meteorologist can not confirm.

Today in New: In response to the arrest of multiple members of the Kitbash gang for their part in the violence in Terra Firma directed at President Arkhan Suzuki; Swamp Girl Radio has leaked video of the incident, claiming the actual aggressors were Diamond Security Forces.

Today in gossip: Earth based fashion design firm, Waffle Squad, is rumored to be on a non stop flight to Mars; seemingly a response to Blistaerian designer, Cowboy Gunn's blog post in which he ranked other designers based on how easily he "could kill them with his bare hands"

In the sponsored news: The fast food chain Sandwich Time has announced a month of free sandwich giveaways to start running here soon. Here's our 5 favorite sandwiches: - Ham and Cheese - Peanut Butter - Artichoke and Butter - Spicy Mushroom Medley - "The Iron Will"

In the weather: Another cloudless day. Expect temperatures to remain the same as always

Today in News: In a joint press statement from President Arkhan Suzuki and Diamond Security Forces leader Julia Pearlman; Blame for denying entry to Terra Firma to President Suzuki, as well as the attack on him and his security team has officially been laid at the feet of The Kitbash gang.

In the News: There are as of now unsubstantiated reports of strange computing terminals appearing throughout Dark District, making strange offers to passerbys. We've sent reporters to check in on the veracity of these claims, and will report on it when we know more.

This week in bounties: - Maria Higgins needs help finding a lost shipment of "Miasmice", and is offering a bounty on any information related to them - Kensington Brown is looking for volunteers for a bit of "archaeology" as he looks into the history of Mars own Saint Agatha

Today in Gossip: Ahead of their performance this weekend, Erica and Erika are teasing a potential third member of their group, Eriqua. Online fans are cautiously optimistic about what this means for their music going forward

In the weather: It's another day

In the News: On the heels of being denied entry to Terra Firma ahead of the New Kentucky Derby, President Arkhan had held a press conference where has has called for a cease fire from those causing violence in the district.

Breaking News: President Suzuki, has been denied entry into Terra Firma, with initial reports mentioning gunshots and potential injuries. More news as it becomes available.

Today in Gossip Rumors swirl that vidstar duo Erica and Erika are planning to make an appearance at the New Kentucky Derby this weekend, a startling shift from their usual haunts in The Middle City.

Today in the weather It continues to be the same as always

Today in the News: Preparations for the New Kentucky Derby continue in earnest ahead of the races this weekend. Diamond Security Forces have Terra Firma in full lock down, citing as of now unverified concerns of terrorism.

Today in gossip Captain Rosaline has been spotted leaving the Saitō residence, could the rumors be true? Rumor swirls that he's looking to buy up Porto Cielo, but it seems unlike Rosaline to take that sitting down.

Today in the weather It's the same as always innit

Today in the news This weekend marks the start of the New Kentucky Derby, early reports point to Robert Pearlman's "Horse", Orphan Grinder being an early favorite among gamblers.